Im at it again! Teaming up with another author, this time its paradisemomiji!

PM- konnichiwa! ^-^ blame this on Creager not getting enough sleep, and both our fondness for cutting people open. So what do we do this fine April Fools day? Grind. In Trauma Center: New Blood. We're that spesh.

C- but were lik uber bad at it & r still only in ep 1

PM- how pitiful! T^T

C-meh wed be farther if I lived closer….. no this is –not- going 2 b the entirety of the fic…… so we should like start with that now………………….

PM- Hobey Ho, Let's Go!

Episode 1-6 Awakening

Things were not going well for this nun. Elena was bouncing around the surgeons insistently, piping about the hemorrhaging and the rapidly decreasing vitals. She was almost ready to call for more help when Valerie paused.

"Markus…."

"What, Val?" Vaughn complained, looking away from the patient warily.

"… I sense a disturbance in the force."

" . . . ."

"I tense my index fingers…"

PM- hold Z and B…

"Close my eyes…"

PM- stare intently at the screen…

"Imagine a star…"

PM- I think we all know what a star looks like, thanks anyway Markus.
"… and trace it."

PM- and complain how the sensor bar is spazzing. .

A pentagram shone brightly on the devoted Christian's wounds.

"Epic." Elena said inaptly.

Markus collapsed because he wasn't using actual Wicca and praying to the Goddess, but using a weird off-brand version.

"Okay, Elena stand back, as I suture her up with the force!" Dr. Blaylock stated, drawing energy from the universe and such to do a job she could have simply done with her hands.

PM- ya sure you cant use Healing Touch yet, Val?

Elena switched her glance between the collapsed Witch Doctor and the Jedi Master.

"I think I'll just go home now that you don't need my help anymore and I'm pretty much recovered, so…" Elena backed away slowly, eventually turning and running away.

Val poked Markus with her light saber. "Are you dead?"

"Yep."

"Crap. Well that sucks."

"Not really! ."

"Seriously, get up, before I have to cut off one of your… ah.. appendages."

" o.O ?!?!?" Markus quickly jumped up, almost impaling himself on her amazing badass blade.

PM- normal. We did this while in a chatroom with 5 different people, and videochatting with one of them. u.u

C- so yeah we're just going 2 go back to that and let you to your brain bleaching…..

Please review or not we don't really care, but we'd appreciate it if you did…..

PM- I care. I value your opinions. Sayounara.