AN: A crossover for lovers of Fullmetal Alchemist and Kuroshitsuji. Keep your hands and arms inside the vehicle and enjoy the ride! P.S. I don't own either.
Col. Roy Mustang and Lieutenant Riza Hawkeye headed to the scene of the crime. It seemed that the victim had had her womb cut out. Most odd.
Once they had arrived on the scene Hawkeye spotted something rather odd looking near the body. It appeared to be some sort of variation on the transmutation circle. Strange.
"Colonel!" Cried Hawkeye. "What is it?" Asked Mustang. "It's this thing, I don't know what it is, Sir!" She called, pointing to the mark.
They both examined the strange marking and by some fluke, they both put their hands on it.
BAM.
When Hawkeye woke up, she and the Colonel were lying on the ground in a strange place.
They seemed to be on a fancy estate and a strange looking man with long, black hair was walking rather quickly towards them.
The man approached them at an alarming rate. Hawkeye glanced down at Mustang, but he was still out of it so she drew her gun.
She looked the man in the eye. "Where are we?" She demanded. "And ruin the surprise? Oh, well, if you insist Ma'am."
"You've come from another world to assist in the case of Jack the Ripper and I can't let you leave till it's solved." The man smirked in a very self-satisfied way.
About then Mustang woke up and looked around. He took in their surroundings and the strange person. He seemed to take it very well, for someone who was just transported out of his universe.
"WHERE ARE WE? WHO'S THAT? WHAT JUST HAPPENED?" Or, well, maybe not so well…
The man sighed. "You're no longer in your world. You're here to assist in the case of Jack the Ripper who has been killing in your world and mine. After that you are free to go."
"How can we trust you, if we don't even know your name?" Hawkeye demanded, ever so daintily.
The man sighed yet again. "I'm Sebastian Michaelis, the butler. I suppose I'm something like… oh, what is it you have? Ah, yes, homunculus I believe it was." The man- Sebastian said, smirking. (His face seems to be permanently stuck that way.)
"Very well then, Homunculus. Take us to the one who commands you." Hawkeye said, as she strode past him.
Roy followed suit, glaring at Michaelis as he went. Sebastian shrugged and then followed the two.
He led them to the house and showed them into the study where an even stranger young boy was waiting.
"Master, the two are here."
"What, is this 'Master' behind the little twerp?" Asked the Colonel, diplomatic as ever.
"I'M NOT LITTLE." Ciel momentarily lost his cool. Hawkeye and Mustang shared a glance that said 'Hey! He's just like Ed, only this one's in charge. Ah man!'
"We want to go home. So could you make this snappy?" Asked The Hawk's Eyes curtly.
"Woman! Know your plac-." That was about as far as poor Ciel (dimwit) got before Hawkeye shot five warning bullets around his head.
Sebastian was about to take her head off when she put away her gun and apologized. "I've spent more years then you've been alive being insulted by men."
"I no longer put up with it. I am deeply sorry." Said Amestris's greatest sniper.
Ciel regarded her for a moment. He looked at Mustang. He then sighed (What is it with these people and sighing?) and began.
"Someone is killing woman of…questionable backgrounds. He is cutting out their wombs and stabbing them repeatedly. " Ciel paused, for affect.
"We believe him to have a medical background he will have no alibi for the nights of the murders. Also, once he has stopped in this world, he will also stop in yours so you can go home."
Hawkeye and Mustang thought over the facts and Mustang had no ideas. Hawkeye, on the other hand, thought she was onto something.
"I don't think it's a man. I think it's a woman who lost her ability to give birth. She perhaps performs abortions. And, she will have no alibi." Hawkeye said.
Sebastian grinned, as if he knew something no one else did. However, no one noticed him.
Ciel thought about this idea. He thought about it for quite a while, in fact. When he was done he looked up at Riza with new eyes.
"It's an interesting theory and I'll look into it. For now, I wish for you to meet some friends of mine."
Sebastian escorted them into a large room. In the middle of this room were three people. The man looked as though he were from Xing and the woman and other man from Central.
"If I may? This is Madam Red and her butler, Grell Sutcliff. And this over here is Lau." The butler said formally.
"Oh, Sebastian, so cold~" Said Madam Red, in a voice of extreme enthusiasm. He blushed.
Mustang grinned, glad for the strange person to finally be thrown of his game. The Colonel didn't like the way the man had looked at his Lieutenant.
"I suppose you all know why you're here. We will be going to see a friend of mine to help us with the case. Until then, these two are from a different district and they've come to assist us." Ciel announced.
"In fact," He continued, "I believe one of them already has a theory, don't you?" Ciel said looking at Hawkeye.
She drew out her gun and began reloading as she said "Well, it goes like this…"
AN: Man, SO not a good as my last one… ah, well. What do you think? I don't like it but that's just what I think. Reviews are the