Dear Anyone and Everyone
Edward is going a little insane. He can`t stand to be in the same room as Alice and he constantly plays loud music so he can`t hear her thoughts .
And all of this came around because of carrots!Seriously Carrots!
Alice has been known for her love of many random things like Santa Claus and other weird things but now she has crossed the line of weirdness which no-one is meant to cross.
Yes Alice has now developed an extreme love of are all now tormented daily by little orange pointy vegetables .
FOR GOODNESS SAKES ALICE IS A VAMPIRE –SHE DOESN`T EVEN EAT THE CARROTS !
Well Edward has now went completely crazy.
He has seven psychologists and he only talks to me on Tuesdays .
ALL BECAUSE OF CARROTS !
I just wanted to let you know so that you keep everyone you love away from carrots. Carrots are an example of things are not what they look like as Carrots look perfectly innocent but in actual fact they are deadly ticking time bombs just getting ready to destroy your family`s mental health .
You are probably thinking what is Bella talking about ?
But I will leave you with a thought Edward is VERY sane and now he is VERY INsane so protect you from carrots TODAY!YOU don`t know how it could affect your family
Sincerly ,
Bella