Creeping Scum
By Shadowgate
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Inspired by Gojirules!
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The band members of GWAR woke up pissed off. More pissed off than usual. They found out their crack was missing.
Blothar stood up and said "well it officials from at least every single continent perhaps every country stole it."
The other band members nodded. Pustulus Maximus said "I'll bet an official from every country is responsible. Even though lots of countries hate one and other. Shit this has ATF/DEA written all over this for sure."
Blothar replied "well right now it's summer and people in the USA as well as Canada and countries below the USA are at the beach. Ha ha ha now how does this work to our advantage? Well do you think the people will enjoy swimming in oceans that are blood red?"
The other band members laughed.
Blothar yelled "ENOUGH LAUGHING AND LET US UNLEASH OUR FIRST PLAGUE!"
The other band members cheered.
Guitars were played and the band chanted "blood red" and soon the oceans were blood red. People were screaming at the beach. News crews were on the scene.
Blothar said "this is just the beginning."
TO BE CONTINUED