Carlisle is making us write blog's for three day's about things that happen. I think this all started when Stephanie got that English homework to write a diary. No one blames her. Well, almost no one, since Edward and Steph have never seen eye-to-eye before. They're always arguing. Sometimes it's quite funny to watch, but sometimes it gets boring and you just want them to be quiet.
Emmett was laughing at me and Edward having to write diaries and he was calling us gay, until Carlisle told him that he had to write one as well. That shut him up.

It all started when Stephanie was watching the Nature Channel, and Edward came in. "Oh! I wonder what Steph's watching?" He said sarcastically. "The Nature Channel. The snake is about to eat the mouse." Steph said. Edward said "good" and she got very angry and threw a cushion at him. He dodged it and it hit Rosalie as she was coming down the stairs. Then Steph calmed down all of a sudden and didn't say anything until the show ended.

Steph was shifty all morning, and she was hyped up about something. She obviously wasn't thinking about anything in particular, or she didn't want Edward to know something, because he couldn't see anything in her mind. And Alice couldn't see what see was going to do. I thought she was planning to go out and get another snail or some other thing from the forest. Then, she just walked out of the front door without a word when Rosalie was in the middle of talking to her. That was a sign that she was planning something. Twenty minutes later, we heard the front door open, which meant she was home again. It was quiet for two whole minuets except for the TV in the living room.

I was curious about what she was up to, so I walked through the door of the living room and saw Stephanie on the ledge on top of the door. Then, this bag fell down off the door.
I hit the bag away from me super-fast because vampire's have lightening reactions. It flew through the air and hit Edward in the back of the head, and the bag exploded all over him and the sofa. Edward turned round slowly and glared at Steph. He was furious. Stephanie was a mix between absolutely terrified and amused, and she giggled. I knew this was a mistake even without the ability to manipulate and sense emotions. I dashed out of the room in less than a second and into mine and Alice's bedroom, to see if she could help. Of course, I could have of just calmed them down, but Edward probably would have yelled at me later. I explained everything to Alice. We could hear Edward chasing Stephanie around the house being very loud. Edward is the fastest, but Stephanie had the slight advantage in this situation, being extremely agile and a little faster than an average vampire. "Ah. I see what you mean." Alice murmured. We came out of our room to watch. Edward chased Stephanie up the stairs. Suddenly we couldn't here anymore footsteps, but Edward was still shouting. Then Emmett went up the stairs and lent lazily against the banister, chanting "CAT FIGHT! CAT FIGHT!" Alice and I went up the stairs too, and Edward started screaming at Alice, so, naturally, I yelled at Edward for yelling at Alice. Everyone was shouting. Then, Rosalie came up the stairs to see what was going on. One of us shouted at Emmett for being annoying, and Rosalie screamed at whoever shouted at him. This all lasted about ten minutes, and I was surprised Carlisle had let us argue for that long. It was only when he came up and told everyone to go to their rooms, that I noticed that Stephanie was gone. She was probably in her room or in the forest.

She hasn't come back, yet and it's been three hours. Wow, she's sulking for a long time.
Jasper.