The Extraordinary Adventures of Miss Clary
Why me? I ask you Lord, Why me? What did I ever do? All this time I thought I was a pretty good person for the most part and this is how I am rewarded. Sitting in Professor McGonagall's office along with whom other than the freaking Marauders! Just waiting to be shipped back to my miserable home….Why?
Maybe I should start from the beginning.
Chapter 1: A Violent Psycho Maniac
I was just walking back from dinner one night when my foot somehow got caught on my other foot. I know genius right? Well you probably could guess what happened next. With a great deal poise and grace I plummeted head first to the ground. It gets even better, you see a boy had been running down the hall in the opposite direction and once he turned the corner we collided and I fell right on top of him. One point for Clary….I'm keeping score.
"Hullo Clary" said the boy I was lying on.
"Oh, Hi there James!" I said cheerfully. I rolled off him and we got up. Then I heard someone running down the corridor that James Potter had just come from. He was screaming something about killing James or whatnot.
"Okay just be quiet for one minute Clary if that's even possible" he whispered as he dragged me to the wall to hide around the corner.
"Hey, that's not fa-"but he cut me off with a glare. "Right" and I zipped my lips and threw away the key. James just rolled his eyes at my little hand gestures. He's no fun.
Just then Severus Snape came around the corner screaming his brains out. I wasn't surprised that he was screaming about killing James, since they have been enemies since the day they met. But I was surprised to see him completely covered in some unidentifiable green slime or goo or whatnot.
James and I absolutely cracked up. We had to hold on to each other to keep from collapsing with laughter.
"Oh yes, very clever Potter. We'll see if you think this is funny!" and he whipped out his wand. Unfortunately James was too busy laughing hysterically to notice. Just as Snape was opening his mouth to curse us into oblivion I whipped out my wand as fast as lightning and sent him soaring backwards until he hit a wall and then flopped to the ground. I swear I could fell the floor shake.
"I think you killed him Clary" said James quietly.
"No, no, I think he's breathing" I said hopefully. I would probably be expelled if I killed one of my fellow students so let's hope he's alive!
"Where the bloody hell did that come from?" said James still staring at Snape.
"I….I have no clue" I whispered. And it's the truth! I just pulled out my wand and….BAZINGA!
"Well….that was freaking awesome!" cried James, then tackling me in some crazy bear hug.
"Thanks, but suffocating me isn't exactly the best way to shoe your appreciation" I choked out. I think he cracked my rib.
"Sorry Clary. Come on, lets get up to the Common Room before McGonagall finds us" he said.
"What about him?" I said nodding towards the sad, probably unconscious heap that was Severus Snape.
"If were lucky he'll wake up in the middle of the night and walk into wall since it's to dark to see and possibly die. Then at least it wouldn't be your fault" said James brightly.
"My fault, you were here to Mister. You are just as guilty as I am!" The nerve of him!
"Ah…but I was only a witness! You on the other hand are a violent psycho maniac" he said jokingly as we began to walk back to the common room.
"Don't make me go all Severus Snape on your arse!" I teased, and we both started cracking up again.
"Oh Clary, what are we gonna do with you?" he said putting his arm around me. Not like that though! James Potter only had eyes for one girl and that girl was not me. It was my good friend Lily Evans. James and I were only friends. Unfortunately I had no boyfriend though….hmmm sigh. But I'll live!
"Me! I'm just fine I'll have you know!" and I wiggled out of his grip for good measure.
"I'm just pushing your buttons Clary. You know I love you!" he said playfully.
"You better" I grumbled and we walked all the way back to the common room.
Hi there people of earth! This is my new story! Though it may say on my profile that it is my first it is not! I accidentally forgot my password for my original account herecomesthesun123, therefore I had to make a new one! Anyways I have been writing this story for a while now, so about 12 chapters are already written, but there are still more to come. I promise there is a lot more drama than there is in this chapter (for this was kind of an opening chapter). I will post a new one every other day or so. So come back and read more….or don't come back at all. But I hope you come back, cause I am the kind of person who flips out when like 2 peoples read my story! Well that's all for now! I hope you like and I will see yins later!
