This is my first OC fic. I wrote this in like five minutes. So if it's not
great, blame it on low caffeine. I'm usually more into reading fics than I
am writing them. As you can see on my very small amount of credits.but I
couldn't resist the characters of this show. So enjoy it's a short one
parter.
All guys are the same.
There is not a false word in that statement. They are morons that only think about sex, sports and burping and whose pants they can get into...this week. I'm actually surprised any of them can stand erect. They are all the same. ...Idiots.
But do you wanna know who are bigger idiots? Girls for putting up with their crap and actually thinking that some of them are different.
Seth Cohen...the big freakin' Exhibit A.
He's just as oblivious as the rest of them. Sure you may think he's different then you find he has some Tinkerslut stashed up in his bedroom. Yeah, they are all the same.
I should be so happy he didn't choose me. I mean...come on Seth Cohen...like that would have worked out. I mean...I'm Summer Roberts. I do have a reputation that I have worked long and...erm hard for.
I mean Cohen basically did me a favor by choosing Anna. Now I don't have to worry about what my so called 'friends' will say. Now I can peacefully go about my life, without that loser. I mean did I seriously think it would have worked out? No. Because I'm Summer Roberts and he's Seth freakin' Cohen. It's like oil and water... It's not supposed to be, and for even thinking for a second that I could possibly even like him, I plead temporary insanity.
Because I could care less about Seth Cohen. With his stupid comic books, and video games.
And his stupidly adorable lopsided smile.
And the way he looks at me like I'm the most beautiful girl in the world.
Yeah.I don't care about any of that.
And I don't care about Seth Cohen.
I don't care that he chose Anna. Not all, like I said he did me a favor.
Then why does it hurt so much?
Oh, because he's Seth Cohen.
All guys are the same.
There is not a false word in that statement. They are morons that only think about sex, sports and burping and whose pants they can get into...this week. I'm actually surprised any of them can stand erect. They are all the same. ...Idiots.
But do you wanna know who are bigger idiots? Girls for putting up with their crap and actually thinking that some of them are different.
Seth Cohen...the big freakin' Exhibit A.
He's just as oblivious as the rest of them. Sure you may think he's different then you find he has some Tinkerslut stashed up in his bedroom. Yeah, they are all the same.
I should be so happy he didn't choose me. I mean...come on Seth Cohen...like that would have worked out. I mean...I'm Summer Roberts. I do have a reputation that I have worked long and...erm hard for.
I mean Cohen basically did me a favor by choosing Anna. Now I don't have to worry about what my so called 'friends' will say. Now I can peacefully go about my life, without that loser. I mean did I seriously think it would have worked out? No. Because I'm Summer Roberts and he's Seth freakin' Cohen. It's like oil and water... It's not supposed to be, and for even thinking for a second that I could possibly even like him, I plead temporary insanity.
Because I could care less about Seth Cohen. With his stupid comic books, and video games.
And his stupidly adorable lopsided smile.
And the way he looks at me like I'm the most beautiful girl in the world.
Yeah.I don't care about any of that.
And I don't care about Seth Cohen.
I don't care that he chose Anna. Not all, like I said he did me a favor.
Then why does it hurt so much?
Oh, because he's Seth Cohen.
