This is a rap from the point of view of a jaded Naruto. He's sick and tired of Konoha's shit, so he's leaving, but not before imparting some choice words to the surviving Konoha nin.
I used to be the 'dobe', the dead last
I used to be useless, a part of the supporting cast
But lemme tell you, that's a thing of the past
I'm having a blast
No longer in cast
-off clothes from a sunken ships mast
-er of my self is what I am
Hitting the world with a 'bam'
Making them all think 'damn'
- I'm good,
I'm the ninja that could
So get outta my way
I'm off to seize the day
Somewhere far away
From this shit before someone gets hit
And cries like a bit-
-ch that ain't got anything on me now
In short, I'm leaving this hell
In case you couldn't tell
I just felt compell-
-ed to make sure you knew well
Why it is you're going to hell
For those fox hunts,
Well, I'll be blunt,
Imma punt -
- you all the way to the devil's doorstep
Hah, look at you now,
Quaking in your boots
Even though you're in cahoots
With my bodyguards
Those useless sacks of lard
Who know full well
Why it is they're in hell
That's right, I betrayed the village
What of it? They deserve to be burned and pillaged
For the things they did to a child
You'd think they were living in the wild
But they were beguiled
By the mob mentality
Of brutality
And hopeful lethality
But definitely not reality
Which would tell
Them why they're goin' to hell
But my rhymes aren't enough
They're punishments aren't up to snuff
So I'll go down to hell
To visit them and ring the bell
To betray-
the location of an all-you-can-eat buffet
For demons only
Served cordially
By your host
The devil himself:
Naruto Uzumaki
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Have a nice day.
