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Ello m8s! I'm back with a new story for y'all. Sorry I haven't been updating much (please don't hate me) cause I've been stuck with enough schoolwork. Also, I've been going to the haunted houses at Busch Gardens Howl-o-Scream which was BOOORING, well… the corn maze one did spook me a lot. So anyway, ENJOI!
Chapter 1: The Mutant Refrigerator
It was the night before Halloween, and all of the smashers gathered in the main lobby of the mansion for Master and Crazy Hand's first annual scary story contest. Bowser Jr. couldn't contain himself. He had soooo many "real" stories to tell to his gullible friends (or as he'd call them, frenemies.) Though more than half of the smashers weren't interested, they came anyway, because Crazy Hand said there would be a prize. "Alright. Now that everyone is here, we can start." Said Master Hand as he began the contest. " Here's the rules: If you chicken out or pee yourself, you are out. You must wait your turn to tell a story, and if you interrupt someone, you are out. Remember, don't make your story too long, or too crazy. Are we ready? Ok. Who wants to go first?" " It's a Wario time!" yelled the fat weirdo, nabbing the flashlight from Master hand. "Humph. I'll get my turn." Bowser Jr. grumbled.
"One dark and a spooky night…" "AAAAH!" screamed Luigi, being a chicken. "I haven't even started yet." "Oh. Sorry. My bad. I'll go uhh.. Change my pants." Luigi skittered off to his room, embarrassed. "Anyway, it was a dark and a spooky night, and I went downstairs in my "mansion" to go to mah mini fredge. Waluigi was being a weirdo, watching people in sweatbands exercise." "Waa! You yellow tub of fat!" Waluigi yelled in protest. "Pipe down you pipe cleaner! Moving on, when I reached the basement, I noticed that teh fredge was gone! I looked everywhere, under tha sofa, in tha toilet, behind tha love seat… it wasn't there! Then, I heard the noises. It sounded King Dedede after Taco Tuesday. But scarier. I slowly turned around… and there was teh most disgusting thingy I have ever seen. It was teh fredge. It stood ten feet tall and had eight disgusting, moldy tentacles, and it oozed the smelliest green slime! Waluigi went down to check on me, and he screamed like a little girl. "Hey!" "It had both of us in its foul tentacles and… ate us whole! And Waluigi died!" "Umm… Little Luma here only likes happy endings." Rosalina said, patting the terrified Luma hiding in her lap. "Ugh. Fine. So I, the heroic Wario swooped in like a superhero and grabbed my trusty Waluigi launcher! I loaded in a Bob-omb and aimed for the creature's mouth. "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!" Waluigi yelled as he was launched into the creature's mouth hole, making it explode like in a Michael Bay movie. I saved the day, and I was given a medal of honor… and a whole parade… and I was declared the ultimate badass…and all the princesses ditched their boyfriends for me! Teh End!" "Boooooooring." Yelled Gannondorf from way back in the crowd. "Hey, it was a happy ending for me!" "What happened to Waluigi?" Yoshi said. "He blew up." "No I didn't… Oh." Wario put him in the Waluigi launcher again. "SWEET MERCIFUL CRAP!" *boom* "WAAAaaaaaaa….." And Waluigi was launched into outer space. "I think you're disqualified for that." Master Hand said in confusion. "No! Wario number one!" And Crazy Hand flicked Wario into his room and gave him a spanky. "Ok, who's next?" "Me! Me! Me, me me!" Yelled Bowser Jr. But Meta Knight took the flashlight.
What's going to happen next? Stay tuned peeps! Also I play Drawception now, same username. Hasta luego amigos!
