Disclaimer: all ideas directed towards twilight and harry potter, Zawayix, wings of destruction.
Claimer: Zathron and Paco
This is the story of Zathron and his Friends. The adventures, Well… you will find out for yourself.
Zathron- Damn this is some Good shit!
Paco- thank you senior
Zathron- who did you get from this time?
Paco- wings of destruction senior
Zathron- Ah that man never lets me down when it comes to the reefer
Paco- si senior
Zathron- paco, do you always have to say senior at the end of every sentence?
Paco- no senior
Zathron- ugh….*takes hit*
Paco- on the wings of an angel, that where we see all the pretty things
Zathron- 0_o
*phone rings*
Paco- hello senior
Zawayix the homo- hey there paco u sexy enchilada, is Zathron there?
Paco- si senior
Paco- Zathron, it's the Fagget senior
Zathron- thank you senior
Zathron- GAH! Blast it now im saying it, hey zawayix you flaming twit
Zawayix the homo- its just who I am don't judge me sexy
Zathron the homo- if you ever call me that again I will shove the back end of a plunger so far up your ass
It will come out your mouth.
Zawayix the homo- Oooohhh.. ;)
Zathron- what the F…
Zawayix the homo- stop distracting me! Something important is happening you must come to the lair now!
Zathron- fine ill be there in a flaming minute.
Zawayix the homo- bye you hunk of a man.
Paco- what did the raging homo want senior?
Zathron- apparently something important is happening, we have to go to the lair
Paco- I don't like the lair senior
Zathron- why not Paco?
Paco- im constantly watching my back side senior.
Zathron- *sighs* lets go paco…
In the lair….
Zawayix the homo- Oh my god thank god you guys are here!
Zathron- just get out with it, I was about to order dominos.
Paco- Mmmm Pizza senior
Zawayix the homo- apparently that Hunky hunk hunk of a sexy man Edward Cullen has been challenged by the werewolves again!
Zathron- wow…what does this have to do with us?
Zawayix the homo- as wizards we must help the werewolves!
Zathron- we just got out of how-garts school of magic craft and witchery
Zathron- how can we help we have barely used our magic outside of school
Zawayix the homo-we still must join the fight!
Zathron- the only reason you wanna fight this is because you want to pork Edwards ass…-
Paco- Mmmm Pork pizza senior :D
Zathron-*sigh* takes hit
Zathron-*takes another hit*
Zathron- *takes another hit*
Zathron- *collapses*
