Disclaimer: all ideas directed towards twilight and harry potter, Zawayix, wings of destruction.

Claimer: Zathron and Paco

This is the story of Zathron and his Friends. The adventures, Well… you will find out for yourself.

Zathron- Damn this is some Good shit!

Paco- thank you senior

Zathron- who did you get from this time?

Paco- wings of destruction senior

Zathron- Ah that man never lets me down when it comes to the reefer

Paco- si senior

Zathron- paco, do you always have to say senior at the end of every sentence?

Paco- no senior

Zathron- ugh….*takes hit*

Paco- on the wings of an angel, that where we see all the pretty things

Zathron- 0_o

*phone rings*

Paco- hello senior

Zawayix the homo- hey there paco u sexy enchilada, is Zathron there?

Paco- si senior

Paco- Zathron, it's the Fagget senior

Zathron- thank you senior

Zathron- GAH! Blast it now im saying it, hey zawayix you flaming twit

Zawayix the homo- its just who I am don't judge me sexy

Zathron the homo- if you ever call me that again I will shove the back end of a plunger so far up your ass

It will come out your mouth.

Zawayix the homo- Oooohhh.. ;)

Zathron- what the F…

Zawayix the homo- stop distracting me! Something important is happening you must come to the lair now!

Zathron- fine ill be there in a flaming minute.

Zawayix the homo- bye you hunk of a man.

Paco- what did the raging homo want senior?

Zathron- apparently something important is happening, we have to go to the lair

Paco- I don't like the lair senior

Zathron- why not Paco?

Paco- im constantly watching my back side senior.

Zathron- *sighs* lets go paco…

In the lair….

Zawayix the homo- Oh my god thank god you guys are here!

Zathron- just get out with it, I was about to order dominos.

Paco- Mmmm Pizza senior

Zawayix the homo- apparently that Hunky hunk hunk of a sexy man Edward Cullen has been challenged by the werewolves again!

Zathron- wow…what does this have to do with us?

Zawayix the homo- as wizards we must help the werewolves!

Zathron- we just got out of how-garts school of magic craft and witchery

Zathron- how can we help we have barely used our magic outside of school

Zawayix the homo-we still must join the fight!

Zathron- the only reason you wanna fight this is because you want to pork Edwards ass…-

Paco- Mmmm Pork pizza senior :D

Zathron-*sigh* takes hit

Zathron-*takes another hit*

Zathron- *takes another hit*

Zathron- *collapses*