So, before you go any further, I would like to preface this with: I am using a premise inspired by Majin Hentai X's 'Naruto: Game of the Year Edition', who was inspired by Chibi-Reaper's 'Naruto the Videogame'.
Sora groaned as he sat up, bringing a hand to his forehead to try and stave off the pounding headache he had. It worked about as well as he could hope, meaning not at all. Looking around, the eighteen year old brunette found that he was in a black void, but it wasn't the one he recalled when fighting Xehanort's Heartless, or even the surroundings of his own heart. It looked more li-
GAME OVER
-like a video game... what the heck? "I don't think I'm on Destiny Islands anymore..." Getting to his feet, the Keyblade Wielder looked around as the big letters signified someone had lost a game.
SURVIVED TO AGE EIGHTEEN: 180 POINTS
BECAME KINGDOM KEY MASTER: 1500 POINTS
SAVED WORLDS THREE TIMES: 3000 POINTS
RETURNED RIKU FROM THE DARKNESS: 1000 POINTS
RESTORED KAIRI'S HEART: 20 POINTS(1000-980 TIME)
UNCOVERED RADIANT GARDEN'S TRUE FORM: 2000 POINTS
SAVED ALL DALMATIANS: 500 POINTS
CLEARED HADES CUP: 1000 POINTS
CLEARED UNDERDROME: 1500 POINTS
PARTICIPATED IN ARIEL'S SINGALONGS: 200 POINTS
FLEW(40): 400 POINTS
BEAT SEPHIROTH(Sora gave a little grin at that.)(3)(It got wider.): 6000 POINTS
BEAT CLOUD STRIFE, TIFA LOCKHEART, ZACK FAIR, SQUALL LEONHART, AND YUFFIE KISARAGI SINGLEHANDEDLY: 10000 POINTS
STUFFED FACE WITH ELIXIR PIE(2): 20 POINTS
SURVIVED MYSTERY FOOD Z(Sora shuddered at the memory of that. It tasted horrible.): 3000 POINTS
SORA: DEAD, FALLEN TO MALEFICENT IN BATTLE: -2000 POINTS
RIKU: HEARTLESS BY XEHANORT: -2000 POINTS
KAIRI: DEAD, BIRTH OF HUMAN-HEARTLESS ABOMINATION(that one got Sora to wince worse than Riku's.): -3500 POINTS
DONALD: TURNED INTO HEARTLESS AND NOBODY: -1000 POINTS
GOOFY: TURNED INTO HEARTLESS AND NOBODY: -1000 POINTS
DAISY: DEAD, EATEN BY PETE: -500 POINTS
MINNIE: DEAD, BIRTH OF MOUSE-HEARTLESS ABOMINATION: -1000 POINTS
MICKEY: TURNED INTO HEARTLESS: -2500 POINTS
HEWEY, DEWEY, LOUIE: DEAD: -1500 POINTS
CHIP AND DALE: DEAD: -2000 POINTS
WORLDS: FALLEN TO DARKNESS: -5000 POINTS
KINGDOM HEARTS: LOST: -10000 POINTS
DIFFICULTY MODIFIER: 0%
FINAL SCORE: -1680
Sora was a little shocked how the deaths of his friends were so... cheap! Seriously, that didn't seem right, and Sora was quite sure he'd throw up if he remembered any more of the events that went on... Wait, Leon and everyone were still alive?! Then they could keep up the fight! They... They could...
They couldn't do anything. The Worlds going, along with Kingdom Hearts, made the whole place implode. He should know, considering Sora had lived long enough to see Maleficent be the first casualty of her own scheme. If only he'd been a bit faster, hardier, stronger all around...
But, wait, if this was all a video game, then-
UNLOCKED:
Sora: Valorous Wielder of Oathkeeper, Wise Shooter, Master of Oblivion, Final Line Against the Darkness and Light, Limit Breaker, and Whole
Roxas: Assimilated, unlocked Dual Wield Normal!
?: Assimilated and forgotten, all gains lost.(Curious...)
Kairi: Wielder of Oathkeeper and Whole, Slept with five times: Female Sora Avatar unlocked, (Sibling/Betrothed) of the Seventh Princess Starter unlocked(Well, there's one setting that isn't getting used.)
Namine: Assimilated, unlocked Memory Manipulator and Art Student
Riku: Final Line Against the Darkness and Light, Wielder of Oblivion, and Beholden to Truth
Gave use of Way to Dawn ten times: "The Darkness will destroy you!" unlocked! (Why would something like that be GOOD?)
Leon: Beat ten times: Lionheart Starter unlocked
Yuffie: Beat ten times: Shinobi of Wutai Starter unlocked
Aeris: Taught by ten times: Healer Starter unlocked
Cloud: Beat ten times: Fenrir Starter unlocked, Beat fifteen times: Can now find Omniblade in New Game Plus!
Tifa: Beat ten times: Brawler Starter unlocked, Slept with once(THAT WASN'T JUST A DREAM?!): Bartender Starter unlocked
Selphie: Beat fifteen times: Stat pack gained, Slept with once (with one other): SeeD Student Starter unlocked(Twilight Town Resident Starter unlocked)
Tidus: Beat twenty times: Guardian of the Summoner Avatar unlocked, shared drinks with twice: Brother to the Guardian of the Summoner Sub-Avatar unlocked
Wakka: Beat ten times: Stat pack gained
Hayner: Beat ten times: Struggler stat pack gained
Ollette: Slept with twice(Roxas): Real Twilight Town Student Starter unlocked, Slept with once(with one other)(Sora): Twilight Town Resident Starter unlocked(SeeD Student Starter unlocked)(Well, that answers the question of who the other was...)
Seifer: Beat twenty times(Did it only take that many to wipe the smirk off?): Disciplinary Committee Member Starter unlocked
Data-Fuu: Slept with once(Roxas)(Man, blondie got around for only a week): Disciplinary Committee Leader Starter(Roxas) unlocked
Negative score: Worthless Sora Avatar unlocked!
Bad Negative Score: Worthless Sora Avatar now worse.
Returning to title screen...
Sora rubbed his head at seeing everything that he got, but he was curious as to why the other Disney Castle residents didn't get any awards... well, it wasn't all that important, it seemed, so no need to worry about it. For now, Sora wondered why he didn't get a 'Continue?' screen, since he was pretty sure his life qualified as an adventure game considering the stupid prizes and scores.
Sora brought his hands up to cover his eyes as he was momentarily blinded by the area around him became an expanse of white. Once the area's colors settled down, Sora lowered his hands and saw a... computer and monitor with a PS5 controller instead of a keyboard. The computer looked to be one of those Riku had said were made for gaming. Sora walked over to the three objects, and sat on... whatever the blackness around him was.
Picking up the controller, Sora was treated to a sight he knew, but from a helicopter pan, seeing as it was Destiny Islands being shown. The music that played as 'Sora's Life: The Game' appeared on screen was vaguely familiar, and calming quite a bit. It made him think of Kairi, of the better days they'd spent together. Mostly as kids, though, when the Keyblades hadn't manifested and Riku's drive to see other worlds wasn't so obvious. 'Must be the piano.'
Hitting the Start button as the screen faded to start attract mode, Sora rolled his head before choosing 'New Game'. A prompt asking him to use an old save for a New Game Plus came up, so Sora hit yes to see if he had anything like that. Surprise surprise, there wasn't. Hitting the X button to go back, Sora selected New Game again, this time getting no prompt for New Game Plus, but instead a 'Use Default Settings?' Choosing no just to see what he had to work with, Sora went through the Settings menus and saw that there wasn't much to change. Why the Default Starting Age was five years, three months, and two days straight, he had no idea, seeing as he didn't remember what happened then. Evidently, someone did. The few grayed out choices were likely things he could change only while playing this game based on him.
Repeating the whole process, Sora tapped his chin as he looked through the open options. He could change what Roxas could be with the two Avatars for him, those being Normal, with an option of turning on Dual Wield under it, and R.T.T.S., which was the same pants and hair style, but Roxas was now wearing, of all things, a sweatervest. Shaking his head, Sora just turned on Dual Wield Normal, greying out R.T.T.S. to a degree. Choosing Master of Oblivion under his own Normal Avatar, Sora covered his eyes as he was once again blinded, but instead of just not being able to see, the eighteen year old also felt his body shrink and revert. His clothes quickly became too tight, then alright, and again until he felt something rather familiar and breezy was on him. Opening his eyes, Sora waved his arms as he fell out of bed. "AAAAHHH!" 'Thump' went a body.
"Urgh, too many ice cream sandwiches last... night... AHH!" Feeling his face, torso, and arms, Sora looked around, wondering when everything got so much bigger, like he was... five years, three months and two days old... oh.
"Sora! Breakfast's ready!" With a declaration that he was coming, Sora rushed out, wondering how long he'd be able to keep up a charade of being himself.
