Death Boy meets Scythe Girl.
Dark Angel: hi guys! Yes your favourite psycho maniac is back from a
loooooooooog break.
Duo: hey!!
Dark Angel: yeah Duos back as well, and we're both gonna be hosting my stories for eternity. Muahahahahahahahaha!!! Anyway, this new story is more serious than the last one, but it still has humour in it so dun worry.
Duo: don't forget the disclaimer D.A.
D.A.: damn you, I was hoping you'd forget about it.
Duo: nup, not a chance (smirks evilly)
D.A. I'll get you for that later, but right now. fine I don't own Gundam wing or any of its characters except Sheya. I wish I owned 'em though, even WuFei.
Wufei: Hey! No dumb onna owns me!
D.A.: (scowls darkly at him) you wanna bet?
Wufei: uuuuuhhhhhhhhh, I gottagopoilshmykatananowbye
D.A.: (is very happy) now back to the story
PROLOGUE
".Your mission is to find out the Gundam pilots whereabouts, and plans for the future. Got it?"
"Mission accepted" a cold emotionless voice said.
"Well, get going!! Dr. Z said sharply, and a tall lithe figure of a girl spread her wings, and flew into the night.
(A/N: this is where chapter 1 starts)
"Man if this safe house is any worse than the last one, I'm going to crawl under a rock and die!" Duo groused, earning himself a "hn" from Heero, eye rolling from Wufei, a reproachful stare from Quatre, and silence, as usual, from Trowa. He sighed. "Whatever". Unable to stand the silence anymore, Duo left the room and went into the Gundam hangers. He stopped at Deathscythe Hells hanger and leapt up to the cockpit. Ever since he'd broken up with Heero, (who had two timed him with Relena of all people!) he'd felt very lonely. " What would you do, buddy? Playing pranks on people 24/7 is fun for a while, but you run out of things to do" he sighed, and when he got no response from DH, he said " and now I'm talking to myself, God, it might be the first sign of insanity, but I'm off my rocker already so it doesn't count. This is ridiculous" (A/N we'll leave him to his babbling and get back to the others) " Why couldn't we have left that baka at the remains of the last safehouse" Wufei said grumpily " Because hes our friend and we couldn't leave him to be swarmed over by those psychotic girls that were after us" Quatre shuddered and fell silent. The others empathised with the blond, as he'd been the one most covered in the Relena wannabes. " Even though hes an idiot, you have to give him credit for blowing up that safehouse. Relena had obviously planned it out" Heero said, his normally emotionless face being replaced by a heavy scowl. After Duo saw him with her, he'd ran out from the place where the peace bitch had lured him, put something in his drink, then seduced him. , of course she'd made sure the braided one saw them together. Heero had tried to explain, but once you got death boy riled up like that, you'd never get him or his trust back ever again. He glared at his laptop.
"You're right I guess, I'm just thankful I haven't got Sally and the like on my back" Wufei sighed, then blanched when he saw Duo grinning at him in a decidedly unholy way.
" Back or front, handcuffs or no handcuffs, whats the difference huh, wuffie?" Duo leered, blowing him a kiss. Blood slowly began to seep from Wufei's nose.
"Damnmit, maxwell, I didn't mean it that way" he cursed. Duo just grinned happily
"Yeah, I forgot, you bat for the other team now," he said innocently. Wufei's nosebleed suddenly got worse. "KISAMA!!! MAXWELL!!!!!!!!" he howled, chasing after the maniac who had fled, leaving the room in various states of amusement. Quatre was grinning, Heero was choking, and Trowa had cracked up. 10 minutes later, WuFei returned, stared around the room in disgust, and left to rant at Nataku. 10 minutes after that, Duo returned, sniggering to himself.
"Why do you always taunt him Duo?" Quatre asked.
"Cause none of you guys reacts like he does or nosebleeds so often. I'm surprised he hasn't been hospitalised by now for blood loss" Duo retorted " I'm going out in deathscythe for a while, leave me dinner ok Q-man? He noticed the protests from the other three present and quickly added, "I'll put on my cloaking system. Happy? Honestly, its not as though I'm going to bunnyhop on an Oz city like last time" The group looked relieved. "buh bye!!!" he waved and bounced out of the room.
Sheya was scratched, bruised, wings tattered, and she was ready to pass out. "C'mon you prat, lower yourself now, pass out later!" she thought desperately. She spread her wings wide, ignoring the pain that it caused her and glided down near a stream, stumbling onto the ground. She only had enough time to will her wings and black eyes return to violent green and her hair to lengthen to her normal waist length brunette hair. Just as blackness claimed her she thought cynically,
"Well at least I get to meet my idol" (A/N that'd be the god of death you idiots!). Then she passed out.
Duo frowned at the image on his screen. A girl was lying on the ground right next to a stream. She looked pretty beaten up, and there were feathers splayed across her. He shut off Deathscythe and bounded out. He leant over her, taking in the bloodied state of her. Then the girl moaned and turned restlessly. Duo made a decision. He went back into Deathscythe and got out the First Aid supplies he had stashed there after Heero and Wufei and decided to beat him into the ground, while on a mission. He jumped back out and set to work cleaning her wounds. First he cleaned the blood and set the bones that was broken, bandaging them up. He realised after a while there was still a lot of blood on her, around her chest area, he sat back on his heels and considered the options. 1 was to take off the lycra and resume dressing her cuts and whatnot, and risked being decked if she woke up, or 2 splash water on her face and let her do the work there. Realising she'd be really pissed if she saw a strange guy doing that, he went for option 2. He got water from the stream and flung it in her face. She woke up spluttering, and immediately put herself into a defensive crouch, even though it hurt her.
"Who're you?" she snapped. Duo stared at her.
"I'm Duo Maxwell, and I just saved your life. You could have died from the blood you were losing." He retorted. The hostile look on the girl's face lessened a little. "Well thanks for your help, now I gotta go." Duo gaped at her. She was worse than Heero!
"No, you're coming with me! You have a dislocated shoulder, 5 broken ribs and a sprained ankle. You'd be insane to leave like that. I gotta get you to my place" The death look was back.
"Why? So you can take advantage of me? I'm not that stupid ya know" she said angrily. Duo glared at her, now riled up
" I won't touch you, I' might run and hide but I don't lie.
"Whys that?" she asked him curiously.
"Because it doesn't achieve anything that's why" he said curtly. She sighed " fine I'll come with you, but one touch and I'll snap your neck. And that's a promise."
"Ok, ok!" Duo put his hands up in defeat. He turned away as she stripped to clean herself up, and didn't turn around until he felt a hand on his shoulder. (A/N, gee, bet you didn't think he had that sorta chivalry streak in him huh?) "Lets go" she said. 20 minutes later, they were in his Gundam, and she was enchanted by the suit. Obviously she had seen a blueprint of the Gundam because she kept asking about the Zero system and the like
"Oh, wow, you even have the Zero system installed. Does the other programming effect the way it pilots?" Duo grinned, she was like a child at Christmas "Not particularly, all our Gundams have different styles, like our personalities. In my case the system I put in overrides the emotional side effects of the Zero, so I don't crack during battle, but so I can use the system safely. Anyway, what your name? I told you mine" the girl sighed
"My name is Sheya, also known as the Goddess of Death" Duo swore loudly.
"Damn! I'm the God of Death, someone's been screwing with your head. Sheya cocked her head at him. "Really, well I've always known I'm the Goddess of Death, maybe it was just a coincidence" Duo stared " yeah, must be" he muttered to himself. Suddenly Sheya swore. "Jesus Duo, I'd appreciate you not jerking this damn Gundam around. SOME of us present are hurt," she said sarcastically.
"Its just some rough wind currents, don't worry, when I put on the cloaking system, it won't happen anymore." He said, but she hadn't heard her. Sheya had passed out. Duo groaned to himself "Aw man! Now I have to deal with a lump on my lap as well as piloting, couldn't this day get any worse?" he sighed, and continued back to the safehouse.
When Duo was at the edge of the safehouse, Quatre's face popped up on the screen.
"Oh hey Duo, I'll just get the, uh, Duo? Whos the girl?" Quatres looked flustered. Duo grinned, "Don't worry, I haven't done anything to her. I found her knocked out in the woods, my guess is that some shit head was beating her and she got away. She threatened me though, AND she was going to go back without medical help! Shes worse than Heero!!!" Duo was bouncing up and down with nervous energy, but stopped when Sheya moaned. Quatre looked worried.
"You'd better get her in, she doesn't look great."
"Roger" Duos screen closed. 5 minutes later he had Deathscythe in the hanger. He slung the girl over his shoulder and made his way out and was walking into the living area when he felt a scrabbling motion and let go of Sheya. Obviously she was awake and was giving him one of her favourite death glare.
"I said not to touch me" she said in clipped tones. " You're lucky I'm not good otherwise you'd be left with a broken hand at least." Duo cringed.
"Sorry, I was getting you to recovery, to set your bones and that but." his voice trailed off when he saw that she didn't have any scratches on her, and the swelling was going down. Sheya saw where he was looking and shot him an innocent smile.
"Sorry, I forgot to tell you, I heal pretty quick. Give me a week, and my bones'll be fixed as well. Just get me some bandages would ya?" Duo stared, then mentally told himself to wake up.
"Yeah sure, hang on a sec" she said and she trailed after him while he got the stuff, then held still as he redid the bandages on her. When he was finished she smiled at him happily.
"Thanks Duo, I might be able to eat dinner now." Duo grinned
"Do you eat a lot?" she turned to look at him.
"Look man, if there was a record for how much someone can eat, I would have made that record more than a million times." She grinned, and Duo smirked.
" Well then your about to meet your match in that area" Sheya looked at him challengingly. "Oh yeah? I'd better get you off that high horse, huh."
This arguing continued until the kitchen, where the other G-boys were.
"why are you setting out another plate Winner?" Wufei asked. Quatre smiled slightly.
"We have a guest coming, and I don't want you guys to get pissed. From what Duo told me, he had a hard time convincing them to come here." Heero scowled.
"It'd better not be a girl or someone hes picked up whos half drunk" he snapped. Quatre just sighed and kept on cooking. That moment, they could hear voices raised in argument, one was the braided idiot's, the other they didn't recognise. Wufei did though and swore loudly. " Damn it Maxwell, hes brought a onna here." No sooner had he spoke, the door had slammed open and Duo came in, and a strange girl they didn't know. They turned to stare at her. She had waist length brunette hair, flashing dark green eyes and ivory skin. She was very slim and hadn't seemed to care about her wounds. Duo and the girl stopped talking and grinned.
"Jeez, if I thought I'd get this sorta reaction, I would have dressed better this morning" she said, and waved a hand at them. Duo smiled " This is Sheya, Shes gonna be staying with us for a while." Both of thses smart-ass comments and broken everyone from their stupor, and resumed what they were doing, except for Wufei. He got to his feet and stared at them both. Sheya saw him and stopped smiling.
"So you're the chauvinistic asshole I've heard so much about. At least I don't have to worry about another guy going ga-ga over me. Dun know why though." She said, and saw the outrage form on his face. "Tell me, are you gay? Because all this talk about hating women must mean you go for the other side.if ya know what I mean" she grinned and winked. Wufei was horrified at the flush and nosebleed he got from her. " KISAMA!!!, right that's does it, as soon as your healed, we have a sparring match. Got me?" he scowled at her, and suddenly she was deadly serious. "It's a date" she promised him darkly. Then her demeanour changed. "LETS EAT!!! I'M HUNGRY!" with those sentiments the guys all sat down, and smirking for some reason. Duo leant over to whisper to her. "Congratulations on passing the first test" Sheya only smiled.
D.A." sooooooooooooooooooo what didya think hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Duo: its better than some of your other attempts.
D.A.: so you admit it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAHA, oh that's right you own me 100 bucks now MUAHAHAHAhaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Duo: alright, I'm not with her.
D.A.: remember I want reveiws before I think of doing a next chapter, oh and any flamers I will seriously hunt down and make Duo scythe you
Ja Ne!!!!!
Duo: hey!!
Dark Angel: yeah Duos back as well, and we're both gonna be hosting my stories for eternity. Muahahahahahahahaha!!! Anyway, this new story is more serious than the last one, but it still has humour in it so dun worry.
Duo: don't forget the disclaimer D.A.
D.A.: damn you, I was hoping you'd forget about it.
Duo: nup, not a chance (smirks evilly)
D.A. I'll get you for that later, but right now. fine I don't own Gundam wing or any of its characters except Sheya. I wish I owned 'em though, even WuFei.
Wufei: Hey! No dumb onna owns me!
D.A.: (scowls darkly at him) you wanna bet?
Wufei: uuuuuhhhhhhhhh, I gottagopoilshmykatananowbye
D.A.: (is very happy) now back to the story
PROLOGUE
".Your mission is to find out the Gundam pilots whereabouts, and plans for the future. Got it?"
"Mission accepted" a cold emotionless voice said.
"Well, get going!! Dr. Z said sharply, and a tall lithe figure of a girl spread her wings, and flew into the night.
(A/N: this is where chapter 1 starts)
"Man if this safe house is any worse than the last one, I'm going to crawl under a rock and die!" Duo groused, earning himself a "hn" from Heero, eye rolling from Wufei, a reproachful stare from Quatre, and silence, as usual, from Trowa. He sighed. "Whatever". Unable to stand the silence anymore, Duo left the room and went into the Gundam hangers. He stopped at Deathscythe Hells hanger and leapt up to the cockpit. Ever since he'd broken up with Heero, (who had two timed him with Relena of all people!) he'd felt very lonely. " What would you do, buddy? Playing pranks on people 24/7 is fun for a while, but you run out of things to do" he sighed, and when he got no response from DH, he said " and now I'm talking to myself, God, it might be the first sign of insanity, but I'm off my rocker already so it doesn't count. This is ridiculous" (A/N we'll leave him to his babbling and get back to the others) " Why couldn't we have left that baka at the remains of the last safehouse" Wufei said grumpily " Because hes our friend and we couldn't leave him to be swarmed over by those psychotic girls that were after us" Quatre shuddered and fell silent. The others empathised with the blond, as he'd been the one most covered in the Relena wannabes. " Even though hes an idiot, you have to give him credit for blowing up that safehouse. Relena had obviously planned it out" Heero said, his normally emotionless face being replaced by a heavy scowl. After Duo saw him with her, he'd ran out from the place where the peace bitch had lured him, put something in his drink, then seduced him. , of course she'd made sure the braided one saw them together. Heero had tried to explain, but once you got death boy riled up like that, you'd never get him or his trust back ever again. He glared at his laptop.
"You're right I guess, I'm just thankful I haven't got Sally and the like on my back" Wufei sighed, then blanched when he saw Duo grinning at him in a decidedly unholy way.
" Back or front, handcuffs or no handcuffs, whats the difference huh, wuffie?" Duo leered, blowing him a kiss. Blood slowly began to seep from Wufei's nose.
"Damnmit, maxwell, I didn't mean it that way" he cursed. Duo just grinned happily
"Yeah, I forgot, you bat for the other team now," he said innocently. Wufei's nosebleed suddenly got worse. "KISAMA!!! MAXWELL!!!!!!!!" he howled, chasing after the maniac who had fled, leaving the room in various states of amusement. Quatre was grinning, Heero was choking, and Trowa had cracked up. 10 minutes later, WuFei returned, stared around the room in disgust, and left to rant at Nataku. 10 minutes after that, Duo returned, sniggering to himself.
"Why do you always taunt him Duo?" Quatre asked.
"Cause none of you guys reacts like he does or nosebleeds so often. I'm surprised he hasn't been hospitalised by now for blood loss" Duo retorted " I'm going out in deathscythe for a while, leave me dinner ok Q-man? He noticed the protests from the other three present and quickly added, "I'll put on my cloaking system. Happy? Honestly, its not as though I'm going to bunnyhop on an Oz city like last time" The group looked relieved. "buh bye!!!" he waved and bounced out of the room.
Sheya was scratched, bruised, wings tattered, and she was ready to pass out. "C'mon you prat, lower yourself now, pass out later!" she thought desperately. She spread her wings wide, ignoring the pain that it caused her and glided down near a stream, stumbling onto the ground. She only had enough time to will her wings and black eyes return to violent green and her hair to lengthen to her normal waist length brunette hair. Just as blackness claimed her she thought cynically,
"Well at least I get to meet my idol" (A/N that'd be the god of death you idiots!). Then she passed out.
Duo frowned at the image on his screen. A girl was lying on the ground right next to a stream. She looked pretty beaten up, and there were feathers splayed across her. He shut off Deathscythe and bounded out. He leant over her, taking in the bloodied state of her. Then the girl moaned and turned restlessly. Duo made a decision. He went back into Deathscythe and got out the First Aid supplies he had stashed there after Heero and Wufei and decided to beat him into the ground, while on a mission. He jumped back out and set to work cleaning her wounds. First he cleaned the blood and set the bones that was broken, bandaging them up. He realised after a while there was still a lot of blood on her, around her chest area, he sat back on his heels and considered the options. 1 was to take off the lycra and resume dressing her cuts and whatnot, and risked being decked if she woke up, or 2 splash water on her face and let her do the work there. Realising she'd be really pissed if she saw a strange guy doing that, he went for option 2. He got water from the stream and flung it in her face. She woke up spluttering, and immediately put herself into a defensive crouch, even though it hurt her.
"Who're you?" she snapped. Duo stared at her.
"I'm Duo Maxwell, and I just saved your life. You could have died from the blood you were losing." He retorted. The hostile look on the girl's face lessened a little. "Well thanks for your help, now I gotta go." Duo gaped at her. She was worse than Heero!
"No, you're coming with me! You have a dislocated shoulder, 5 broken ribs and a sprained ankle. You'd be insane to leave like that. I gotta get you to my place" The death look was back.
"Why? So you can take advantage of me? I'm not that stupid ya know" she said angrily. Duo glared at her, now riled up
" I won't touch you, I' might run and hide but I don't lie.
"Whys that?" she asked him curiously.
"Because it doesn't achieve anything that's why" he said curtly. She sighed " fine I'll come with you, but one touch and I'll snap your neck. And that's a promise."
"Ok, ok!" Duo put his hands up in defeat. He turned away as she stripped to clean herself up, and didn't turn around until he felt a hand on his shoulder. (A/N, gee, bet you didn't think he had that sorta chivalry streak in him huh?) "Lets go" she said. 20 minutes later, they were in his Gundam, and she was enchanted by the suit. Obviously she had seen a blueprint of the Gundam because she kept asking about the Zero system and the like
"Oh, wow, you even have the Zero system installed. Does the other programming effect the way it pilots?" Duo grinned, she was like a child at Christmas "Not particularly, all our Gundams have different styles, like our personalities. In my case the system I put in overrides the emotional side effects of the Zero, so I don't crack during battle, but so I can use the system safely. Anyway, what your name? I told you mine" the girl sighed
"My name is Sheya, also known as the Goddess of Death" Duo swore loudly.
"Damn! I'm the God of Death, someone's been screwing with your head. Sheya cocked her head at him. "Really, well I've always known I'm the Goddess of Death, maybe it was just a coincidence" Duo stared " yeah, must be" he muttered to himself. Suddenly Sheya swore. "Jesus Duo, I'd appreciate you not jerking this damn Gundam around. SOME of us present are hurt," she said sarcastically.
"Its just some rough wind currents, don't worry, when I put on the cloaking system, it won't happen anymore." He said, but she hadn't heard her. Sheya had passed out. Duo groaned to himself "Aw man! Now I have to deal with a lump on my lap as well as piloting, couldn't this day get any worse?" he sighed, and continued back to the safehouse.
When Duo was at the edge of the safehouse, Quatre's face popped up on the screen.
"Oh hey Duo, I'll just get the, uh, Duo? Whos the girl?" Quatres looked flustered. Duo grinned, "Don't worry, I haven't done anything to her. I found her knocked out in the woods, my guess is that some shit head was beating her and she got away. She threatened me though, AND she was going to go back without medical help! Shes worse than Heero!!!" Duo was bouncing up and down with nervous energy, but stopped when Sheya moaned. Quatre looked worried.
"You'd better get her in, she doesn't look great."
"Roger" Duos screen closed. 5 minutes later he had Deathscythe in the hanger. He slung the girl over his shoulder and made his way out and was walking into the living area when he felt a scrabbling motion and let go of Sheya. Obviously she was awake and was giving him one of her favourite death glare.
"I said not to touch me" she said in clipped tones. " You're lucky I'm not good otherwise you'd be left with a broken hand at least." Duo cringed.
"Sorry, I was getting you to recovery, to set your bones and that but." his voice trailed off when he saw that she didn't have any scratches on her, and the swelling was going down. Sheya saw where he was looking and shot him an innocent smile.
"Sorry, I forgot to tell you, I heal pretty quick. Give me a week, and my bones'll be fixed as well. Just get me some bandages would ya?" Duo stared, then mentally told himself to wake up.
"Yeah sure, hang on a sec" she said and she trailed after him while he got the stuff, then held still as he redid the bandages on her. When he was finished she smiled at him happily.
"Thanks Duo, I might be able to eat dinner now." Duo grinned
"Do you eat a lot?" she turned to look at him.
"Look man, if there was a record for how much someone can eat, I would have made that record more than a million times." She grinned, and Duo smirked.
" Well then your about to meet your match in that area" Sheya looked at him challengingly. "Oh yeah? I'd better get you off that high horse, huh."
This arguing continued until the kitchen, where the other G-boys were.
"why are you setting out another plate Winner?" Wufei asked. Quatre smiled slightly.
"We have a guest coming, and I don't want you guys to get pissed. From what Duo told me, he had a hard time convincing them to come here." Heero scowled.
"It'd better not be a girl or someone hes picked up whos half drunk" he snapped. Quatre just sighed and kept on cooking. That moment, they could hear voices raised in argument, one was the braided idiot's, the other they didn't recognise. Wufei did though and swore loudly. " Damn it Maxwell, hes brought a onna here." No sooner had he spoke, the door had slammed open and Duo came in, and a strange girl they didn't know. They turned to stare at her. She had waist length brunette hair, flashing dark green eyes and ivory skin. She was very slim and hadn't seemed to care about her wounds. Duo and the girl stopped talking and grinned.
"Jeez, if I thought I'd get this sorta reaction, I would have dressed better this morning" she said, and waved a hand at them. Duo smiled " This is Sheya, Shes gonna be staying with us for a while." Both of thses smart-ass comments and broken everyone from their stupor, and resumed what they were doing, except for Wufei. He got to his feet and stared at them both. Sheya saw him and stopped smiling.
"So you're the chauvinistic asshole I've heard so much about. At least I don't have to worry about another guy going ga-ga over me. Dun know why though." She said, and saw the outrage form on his face. "Tell me, are you gay? Because all this talk about hating women must mean you go for the other side.if ya know what I mean" she grinned and winked. Wufei was horrified at the flush and nosebleed he got from her. " KISAMA!!!, right that's does it, as soon as your healed, we have a sparring match. Got me?" he scowled at her, and suddenly she was deadly serious. "It's a date" she promised him darkly. Then her demeanour changed. "LETS EAT!!! I'M HUNGRY!" with those sentiments the guys all sat down, and smirking for some reason. Duo leant over to whisper to her. "Congratulations on passing the first test" Sheya only smiled.
D.A." sooooooooooooooooooo what didya think hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?
Duo: its better than some of your other attempts.
D.A.: so you admit it! MUAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaHAHAHAHAHA, oh that's right you own me 100 bucks now MUAHAHAHAhaHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhAhAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA.
Duo: alright, I'm not with her.
D.A.: remember I want reveiws before I think of doing a next chapter, oh and any flamers I will seriously hunt down and make Duo scythe you
Ja Ne!!!!!
