It was a typical day in Nekomi. The sun was clearing the mountains to the east filling the valley the little city was located in with a warm glow. Upon a northern mountain slope sat an old temple, one of the few that had remained from the Meiji Restoration's push to eradicate the Buddhist faith in the country. It was old, worn, but still a wonderful place that one man, and three or so heavenly beings called home. Oh, and a demon turned cat. Almost forgot, and some robots too. Stupid temple and it's many different types of people in it. Ahem anyway, on this normal day a phone began to ring. One that would change the life of one who dwelled there.
[Briing brriiing]
A slender hand picked up the receiver, her platinum chestnut hair framed a literal goddess' face and her diamond forehead marking. Belldandy, Norn goddess of the present and beloved of the mortal Morisato Keiichi, answered.
"Moshi moshi. Morisato residence."
"It is I, my daughter."
"Kami-sama! It is good to hear from you, father." She smiled. "How can I help you today?"
"I shall speak with Urd."
"One moment I will get her, please wait." She sat the phone down and padded her way to 'Urd's Castle'. "Urd… Nee-san" Inside the room, various potions, mixes, and bobbles sat. Before a small television in the corner floated an older but no less attractive woman. Hearing her sister's voice she lazily turned towards the door.
"What is it, Belldandy?"
"Kami-sama is on the phone for you, Nee-san." Urd jerked. Most of the time when their father/boss called for her she had done something wrong.
"H-hai." She landed and hesitantly made her way past her nervous sister to the phone. "M-moshi moshi, Urd speaking."
"Second Class, limited. Urd." The voice was stern, yet ever still warm and loving. "You are immediately recalled to heaven to provide an upcoming wish to it's recipient. Further details will be with Peorth when you arrive. I shall see you soon, daughter." With that the line went dead. Urd was still for a moment, then blinked. Belldandy tilted her head a little.
"What did Kami-sama want, Nee-san?" That snapped the older goddess back.
"EH! WISH?" The peaceful morning of Nekomi was broken by Urd's loud cry. "BUT I'M ONLY A SYSTEM ADMIN!"
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A Jinchuriki's Goddess
Chapter One: Ah! A Goddess in the Leaf!
By
Hibiki
Ah Megami-sama and Naruto are not my creations. Characters and Places used here are not my own. All rights to their owners Fujishima Kosuke and Kishimoto Masashi.
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A blonde haired boy rather short for his age ran through the village laughing as a horde of irate people chased him. He laughed giving them the finger before looking up at his latest and to his knowledge best prank ever. The four stone faces that watched over his village were now covered in many crass words and doodles.
Your mark, Urd. Nine dimensions from Belldandy and Keiichi's to the right. The Shinobi World created by the Hanyou Sage. His name is Uzumaki Naruto. He is the container for their worlds strongest earth spirit, the Kyuubi no Kitsune. Sealed by his father and mother moments before their death, and unknowing of his past he has spent the last thirteen years of his life struggling against incredible odds to gain the most basic need a human requires. Virtually ignored he was like a spirit wandering around invisible to all. Only a small few will look to him, and those that do it's only a handful who will do so without hatred in their eyes. Yet through it all…
An older man with a scar across his nose sat upon the head of Shodaime Hokage as he watched Naruto scrub away at the paint.
"I won't let you go home until you clean all of it." The man remarked earning a defiant glare from the whiskered boy.
'Gomen Iruka-sensei. For making you deal with me. But I'm glad you're here.'
"No big deal. It's not like I have anyone waiting for me at home!" Iruka's eyes softened at his words.
"Let's get ramen, but only if you finish this soon." He couldn't help but smile as a huge grin broke over the face of his student.
"HAI!"
He remains pure of heart, always believing in the best of all people, no matter their sins. It's his divine gift, and curse.
Naruto sat upon the swing, watching the families of those who passed mingling happily with one another. So down by his failure when two of the mothers began to talk about him in their usual caustic way he found no desire to smile it off, and lowered his goggles to allow himself the right to cry privately.
Tonight, his suffering will become so great that even despite the act of his teacher Umino Iruka, the balance for Uzumaki Naruto will become misaligned. This is where we will step in. His power will be the deciding factor in his world, but if he remains on the path without guidance, then he… and his world shall be destroyed in silence.
Silence, Peorth?
A horrible man, immortal and powerful by a demon's gift, will send the entire world into a blissful vision where they will slowly perish. So wonderful this dream shall be that none will wish to leave it, merely laying down, allowing themselves waste away. This was foretold to us Goddesses by Kami-sama. This is why we must act now, to prevent him, and his world from falling into this darkness.
Peorth, why am I, a system administrator, a second class goddess at that even being allowed, let alone demanded, to do this wish?
J'en aucune idee, ma chére. Kami-sama alone knows, as he was the one to recall you for this himself. Perhaps he feels you will better connect with this boy than this ones most perfect wish granting ability. Mou, mon Pere why must you demean me by sending such a pitiful excuse of a goddess as her?
P-Peorth.
Oui?
URD ULTRA BOLT!
{Ka-KRACK!}
AIEEEEEEEE~!
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Uzumaki Naruto, age 13 (and five months! Dattebayo!), was finally a ninja of the leaf! A step closer to his dream! He fiddled with his goggles again, the gift from his Iruka-sensei was left for the next day, and laughed for a moment before more melancholic notions began bubbling up from that part of him.
He was the container of the nine tailed fox. He was hated because he held something that had killed so many 13 years ago. It wasn't so hard a leap of logic to say HE was the demon fox. It hurt… more than it angered him. Knowing his idol, the Yondaime Hokage had forced this upon him. He looked up at the peaceful clear sky for once a smile not present on his face.
"Be a hero, he says." His he lowered him eyes only to catch a glint of bronze. He paused, kneeling down and gathered what he found was a coin. "Huh, must be my lucky day." He spotted a fountain nearby. "Yosh! I'll make more luck!" He ran over to the water, smirking at the reflection in it. "Man, what should I wish for?"
It was then the bells began to toll, telling the village the hour.
"AH! Kuso! I'm late for my registration photo!" He tossed the coin up and turned to run before he realized what he had done. "Eh! NO! My good luck!" It splashed into the water with a quaint plop. "Aw man. My wish." Unbeknownst to him wheels began to turn, items locking into place sending out his next thoughts to those who were waiting.
'Anyone, out there? Help an idiot out, okay?'
He turned and started down the street, he'd have to forgo his makeup at this rate. Man he had spent hours on deciding it too! The fountain, alone now suddenly gained a bright glow for a moment.
Request acknowledged, we'll be sending out someone soon.
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"Man that Konohamaru and his closet Perv teacher! I'm exhausted!" He looked at the time from his broken down clock. "And I missed Kamuri the Ninja! Damn!" He walked over and started up his well worn black and white TV. "Maybe they'll have a repeat or something." As the tubes warmed up he found nothing but a white screen. "Aw man did this thing finally die?" He reached up to fiddle with a half broken set of rabbit ears he had scrounged up when a face moved into view.
"OI! What took you so long, I've been stuck in this thing so long I thought I had forgotten what color feels like!" Naruto stumbled back at the sound of her voice. She had a amazing face highlighted by three triangular markings. Given he himself had markings and more than half the people in the village as well, it was no big deal. Yet she made it look rather exotic.
"Huh? Some sort of commercial? How'd they know I got a black and white? Oh well, maybe something else is on." He reached for the channel knob.
"OH! CHOTO! MATTE! [SKEERSH] Stop that! [SKEERSH] OI I'M TALKING TO YOU [SKEERSH] -BRAT!" She was on every station.
"Oh man this is like really weird! Haunted commercials!" Naruto hated ghosts, terrified now of his set he shuffled back until his back hit his bed.
"I'm not a ghost!" The woman remarked as she suddenly moved forward coming out of the screen, her once monochromatic form changing into a sexy tan figure wrapped in purple robes with legs to die for. "I am Urd, Goddess Second class limited, and I am here to grant you a wish!"
Naruto's mind struggled to grasp what the sexy woman before him was speaking.
'G-Goddess? Wish! WHAT?'
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Just one of those silly ideas running around in my head that refused to get out of my way. It all started with Matsuri from Fakers! I sorta based her outgoingness on Hild, so I stupidly thought how Urd, with all her issues would fit in Naruto's world. Mostly the fact Bi would be her Achilles heel. I'm not jumping ship on my other stories. I just needed this out my head for room with my other stories, kinda like Broken, so I could move on in my more ones. Read review tell me what you think, should I keep going? If so:
Next Chapter: AH! A Wish Brought from Loneliness!
If not: See you all in my other stories. Dig it!
EDIT: Thanks to Vld for bringing to my attention that I have always have sucked at French, Suck greatly at French, and always will suck greatly at French. French truly is a language I cannot grasp despite my best... I wouldn't say interest, because it doesn't, attempt? Probably more to the truth. Damn Peorth.
