"Hey I got a question." said Tony making himself a drink
"What?"
"How old were you guys when you lost your v-card." said Tony with a huge smirk
Steve sighed rolling his eyes before returning to his drawing, Bruce just kept reading his book not even looking up, Clint looked off trying to remember and Thor looked confused.
"What does-"
"Your virginity." said Steve
"I lost mine the day I became a man so in midguardian years 16 I think."
"Sure beat me I was 17 with my 'babysitter'."
"I think I was 18..." said Clint who was very confused
"Ok Bruce?"
"I don't know all I know it was at prom." said Bruce
"What were you drunk?"
"Yes." said Bruce
"What about you Capsicle?"
"I was 14."
"What?!" yelled the guys
"Yeah I was 14 it was back at the orphanage so either 14 or 15 right before I left."
"With who?"
"The preacher daugther in the closet." said Steve not even looking up from drawing
"Oh so he slept with a holy person kid once, that's just one girl so what it's not like you did it again."
"Sure Tony...sure." said Steve with a smirk
"What who did you sleep with?"
"I think I beat your number, I slept with atlest all teh uso girls once if not twice."
"Really?"
"Yes."
"Geez any of them get knocked up?"
"Nope."
"How'd did you mange that protection wasn't very...well put together." said Tony
"Just did." said Steve with a shurg still not looking up from his drawing
"How many times did you bang Peggy?" asked Tony with a smirk
Steve finally looked up with a confused face then around with a thinking face then back down at his drawing
"None acutally..." said Steve
"Really? The girl you loved and you didn't take her?"
"Nope, didn't even kiss her till an hour before I went down."
"Geez..."
"Yeah...I know..."
"Any one else besides the uso girls and the preachers kid?"
"Yeah but rather not say."
"Come on spill cap." said Tony with a laugh
"You sure it will make you freak out."
"No it won't."
"Fine I slept with your mom a few times."
Tony mouth dropped open and looked at him with a grossed out face
"Told you." said Steve with a shurg making the others laugh
"Not cool did my dad know?"
"I think so...on the account he caught me and her making-"
"I don't want to hear it!" yelled Tony running out of the room
"But seriously did you really sleep with all them girls?"
"No of couarse not I never slept with anyone just wanted to teach Stark a lesson in sticking his nose where it doesn't belong."
"Nice one!" laughed Clint giving Steve a high five
Thor was laughing still at Tony reaction when Bruce was smirking like the cat who caught the canary, Tasha walked in with a smile.
"You really banged Tony's mom."
Steve shook his head making a be quiet sign, Tasha winked and walked out with a smile on her face
"Good one Captain Rogers." said Jarvis
Everybody started laughing at that...Steve really got Tony on that one...
