This is my collection of mini stories!

Title: The cure for hiccups.

It's an epidemic!

The café was in chaos. The entire staff had come down with a violent case of the hiccups.

"What'll (hic) we do!" Wailed Ichigo.

"Can't (hic) drink my (hic) tea!" said Minto, eventually giving up and throwing her cup in the sink.

"(Hic) Oh dear…" Mumbled Lettuce, who's hiccup caused her to drop another plate.

"THESEARENOFUN!" Yelled Pudding, trying desperately to speak to fast for her hiccups to catch up. "HIC!" (she failed.)

"This is (hic) quite unbecoming." Frowned Zakuro, trying her very best to maintain her dignity whilst falling off her chair at every hiccup spasm.

"I can see you are all in need of assistance."

The mew mews jumped up, glaring at the hovering alien. "KISH!" they yelled in unison.

Kish laughed his very snobby I'm-so-perfect-and-important-and-everyone-loves-me laugh. "No need to worry, for I am the sultan of hiccups, and I have the cure!"

A few eyebrows were raised, and all eyes were set to roll.

"Trust me." He said. "Now, you need a glass of water."

When the mew mew's reassembled with their glasses of water, Kish nodded. "Very good."

"If he patronises me any more I'm going to jiffy-pop his head…" growled Minto.

"Now!" Yelled Kish. "Drink the water from the other side of your glasses!"

What followed was an incredibly slurpy dribbly mess.

"HIC! Oh dear…" mumbled Lettuce again as her glass smashed to the floor.

"Hey! Woah! Woah! Aaaagggggggggggghhhhhh!" (thump). - that was Ichigo, who probably obviously had fallen on the floorbackside first, and hadtaken it upon herself to throw daggers at Kish with her eyes. (classy, huh?)

"Okay, that didn't work.." said Kish, his words trailing slightly as he realised he could see Ichigo's panties……

"KISH!"

"Ahem. Anyway. Plan B. Hold your breaths."

... 1...

...2...

...3...

Finally, it was Zakuro who took control of the situation. "Kish, we're turning purple here."

"HIC!"

"Hic!"

The authoress materialised beside Kish, and watched the scene with wonder. "You know how slow they're being….."

Kish recoiled. "Don't drop an anvil on me again….."

"Don't be stupid." I snapped. "As I was saying. You now how slow they're being about this…. If you were to do something… I don't now…. Pervy…."

"I'M NOT A PERVERT!"

I snorted. "Yeah okay. Sure Kish." I evaporated.

Kish did catch on though, and developed a malicious glint in his eye. (Those are very rare you know, d'you now how much trauma I went through to get one of those! But that's not for here….)

"RIGHT! Phase three. Everyone knows that the ultimate cure for hiccups is to stand on your head!"

Zakuro and Minto quirked an eyebrow at him "HIC…. Pervert…" they murmured and walked off.

Lettuce tried her best, but fell and bumped her head. "HIC… ow……"

Pudding did a handstand, but being the acrobat she is, started to walk off (with her hands.)

Ichigo however, did exactly as Kish asked.

And Kish lived happily ever after.

(AN HOUR LATER:

"When will she notice..?" asked lettuce, watching Ichigo out the window.

"Leave her. If she's that stupid, let her be perved on."

"But… her heads turning purple…..")

HOPE YOU LIKED IT!

I thought Kish deserved a little happy after my immense amount of torture.

Review please!

Sakura xx