A/N: Just a little Valentine's Day present.

The day was Valentine's Day, and Elizaveta sat by admiring the pretty roses sent by Roderich. Her fingertips brushed the crimson petals, smiling slightly. She soon picks up the card, reading for the fifth time about Roderich sending his love and apologizing for not being there.

She strolls, although it was more like she was waddling in the short, lacy black lingerie dress that she was wearing, over to the open box of chocolates. She plucks one out and pops it into her mouth, savoring the taste. She smiles as the rich, creamy taste of the sweet treat, and breaks it in her mouth. She discovered the sweet caramel as it flows out. Elizaveta waddles back to her seat again, sitting down without grace.

"Roderich…every damn year…"

Valentine's Day. The day of regrets.

….

He picked up the flowers in a drunken stupor. The bouquet of geraniums and cornflowers tied up tightly was in hand, a beer bottle in the other and he went off.

"I'm coming for you Eli, even if I have to kick that pansy out!"

The white haired Prussian flew through the door faster then she thought possible. He drained the beer before passing her the flowers.

"Happy fucking Valentine's bitch." He slurred

"Now where is that damn pansy?" He turned.

And she kissed him on the lips.

Now you can throw things at me for its length.