Disclaimer

Disclaimer: I do not own gundam, or any of its character(I may in the future but not now, hehe!), and I credit Poe for giving me this idea. Please do not take this story seriously, Relena fans bail now!

My friends all chanted eagerly, "Read us a story! Read us a story!"

"How about a poem?" I asked, flipping open my book of Gundam Wing."

And here it goes..

"The Relena"

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, bore and bloodthirsty,
Over many, a guide to anti-socialism.
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
As of some one gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.
"'Tis some visitor," I muttered, "tapping at my chamber door —
Only this, and nothing more."

And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain
Thrilled me — filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;

Since Relena last stalked, and ¾ the terror! The terror!!!
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating
"'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door —
Either Duo, Quatre, Wuffi, or Trowa; —
It's just them, and nothing more."

Then suddenly I heard this kicking, as if someone, something,

Is determined to break down my door ¾

"Oh Heeeero!!!"

Franticly I searched, prayed for help, but my gundam is back in the lab for repair,

The guys all went to L4 to leave me in despair.

The window, locked!!!

A crash inform me that my door been kicked down,

With dread I turn, to face that girl-type creature…

"Oh Heeeero!!!"

There, leaning upon my door, was Relena the Queen,

Bleached hair in a blue dress, eyes shining with a dangerous light,

She gave a psychotic smile that melts my bones,

Sweat drops slide down my hair¾

"Oh Heeeero!!!"

With a shriek I dive for covers,

The drums of my ears pounded against the attack¾

"Why!!! Would you not let me rest!" I cried, "from colony to colony than back to earth, WHY do you plague me?

Silently she advances, the evil smile widening ¾

Quote Relena "Heeeero!!!"

She pushed me on the bed and I reached for my gun,

The one I hid under the pillow, when Quatre confiscated my others yester night¾

*gunshot*

"Heeeero!!!" she cloaked, as I rolled onto the floor, silence, this I ask and nothing more.

With a sign I headed down stairs, to call the gang for celebrating,

My first day of freedom…