MY AN: I decided to make a commentary on Sara at Hogwarts

I don't own Haryy and thank god sara truker doesn't. Enjoy the sarcasm :P

AN; so, im Sara and I decided to writ a story(how the hell do you writ a story?) \, if u havn't read, mi best fried jo bel!

Or u could rede(rede…I'm not going to even guess) my bruther, daarryls (I don't think its very gudd(GUDD to know) but DON'T TELL JO BELE THAT!)

CHAPTER 1: Sara Jane Truker

Hello, my name is sara jan truker. I am a girl who'ss going to hogwerts(what the hell is hogwerts) this year, I will be fidteen(congrats on turning a number that doesn't exist). I am friend with harry potter and Hermione and ron, because tey r southerners lik me(HEY Southerners/Northerners are the same).

I also hav another friend, her nam is Jo bele. And mi(stay in English por favor) bruther gose (You're trying to say goose, right…)to Hogwarts to. He's datin my sister(OMG! You're bro's incesting!), and hes a year older than me.

So when we whent to hgwarts on the express trane, we all sat in the sam (You named your compartment?)compartment. By the way, dindt mention erlier, but I have sexy(You wish) blonde hair that goes down to my waste, and buetiful blue eyes (Mary-Sue Alert!)which sometimes look like gren ( How in the bloody world does your eyes change color?)sparkles. I look a lot lik jo bel, and some people think wer twins. that would be funny because then jo bele and darryl would be incesting(Your bro IS incesting).

So we wer all talking about football, our favorite sport. We all love USC, but not clemson. Though there better then New yourk( Come here! New York is going to kick your fat ass)

So we were all talking about the bowl gam that cam(camera-ed? Ohhhh-kay.) on tuseday(What day is that?). "USC did so well," darryl said. "I KNOw," jo bel said,

Then the compartment door flew open! It was… ginny!11111111111111111111(What the hell is with the ones?)

AN: Please review. I don't give a damn if you flame me.

*looks into flames* Oooooo… pretty colors.

BTW, I found this story, please give your opinion. WARNING: Ladies, it may piss you off. /s/7927392/1/