Okay so this is a simple one-shot I thought up when I was listening to a comedy bit by Jeff Allen. I do not own Naruto or the bit. I just thought this would be funny. Please review and tell me what you think and if I should write more.
It was a normal day at the Uchiha household. Fugaku was just reading the Sunday paper trying to stay out of the vortex of his family's lives.
Just then Sasuke came in and asked him "Hey dad can go and hang out at the training grounds, pwease?"
Now Fugaku knew that Sasuke just wanted to be there to bug the older kids. So in response to this he said "No."
Sasuke puffed out his cheeks and said "That's not fair Itachi gets to go all the time why can't I go?"
Now Fugaku knew where this was going since he had already had this little chat when Itachi was five. 'Like I always say get em ready for therapy young.' He quickly took out a writing pad and a pencil and gave it to the little five year old.
Sasuke looked at them. "What are these for daddy?"
"Well soon I'm glad you asked! Whenever you perceive an injustice is done upon you by me or your mommy, you write it down, date it and I'll initial it for ya. That way when your older and want to blame us for the problems in your life then we can just breeze through our therapy sessions. Okay?"
Sasuke nodded his head and started writing down what just happened five minutes ago. After he was done Fugaku initialed it and gave it back to him watching as his young son walked off.
27 years later
Fugaku was now an old man and had had a few medical problems and a bit of short term memory lose. At around three o'clock the phone rang in his house.
"Hello, this is um uh oh Fugaku Uchiha how may I help you?"
"Hey dad it's Sasuke. I need to ask you and mom to come down to the psychiatric office. They want to have a family meeting."
Fugaku chuckled a bit knowing this day would come.
"Well son why don't you just skip the meeting and come back home. Me and mom will reraise ya. We're a lot calmer since our strokes!:) We don't even remember when bedtime is!"
"Dad this is serious!"
"Okay okay... say what's your name again sonny?"
The End
