EDWIN GETS A DATE
Edwin: Good morning everyone
Everyone: Good morning Edwin
Nora: You seem really happy this morning. Why's that?
Edwin: Well the E-man has a date tonight
Derek:A date? you?
Edwin: Ya mr.
Derek: Oh this is gonna be hillarious
Nora: Derek!
George: Derek now be nice to your brother, im sure you were excited when u had your first date.
Derek: Ya but I was good looking
Casey: So where are you taking her
Edwin: Smelly nelly's
Derek: Oh no your not
Edwin: Why not?
Derek: I work there which means your not gonna have a date there and embarass me.
Nora: Don't listen to him Edwin you can go where ever you like
Lizzie: Who is she
Edwin: Only the pretiest girl in school, Kelly Leaner
Derek: How did you manage to get a date with her?
Edwin: I asked her last night
Casey: Good for you Edwin.
Edwin: This is gonna be the best night of my life
Derek: Ya we'll see about that
(afternoon, after school ends, Edwin comes home and finds derek casey and george on the coach)
Casey: So Edwin, did you see kelly
Edwin: You can say that
Casey: What do you mean?
Edwin: Ya she cancelled
Derek: HaHaHaHa
George: Derek!
Casey:Why did she cancell
Edwin: Her grandmother is coming into town for the weekend and she has to stay and see her
Derek: Or she finally found her brain and relised what a loser you are.
Casey: Derek!
Edwin: Thanks alot Derek. (Walks off with a frown on his face)
George: Derek that was a little too mean
(Casey gives him a look)
George: I mean that was really mean
Derek: Sorry but the kid has to relise hes not gettin a date
(Edwin's room, Edwin is on the bed)
Edwin: So youre grandmother is not comin untill next week?
(Derek walks in listening)
Edwin:Awsome! Ok ill see you in a little bit!
Derek: So she lost her brain again?
Edwin: Shut up Derek! I'm really happy and i dont need you to bum me out
Derek: Well you can have a blast but plaese and I mean please dont talk to me at smelly nelly's
Edwin: Deal, but promise you wont do anything like, i dont know, humiliate me
Derek: I promise
(Down Stairs the girls lizze casey marti and nora are on the table when Edwin walks in)
Nora: So Edwin, when are you leaving
Edwin: In like a half hour. Could you drop me off.
Nora: Absolutley
Marti: Yay Edwin has a date
(Edwin smiles)
Casey: you better not date bimbos like Derek does
Lizzie: Ya and dont make out with them on your first date
Edwin: Don't worry guys. I got it all settled
Nora: So what are you planing to talk about it?
Edwin: I don't know
Casey: Edwin you cant go on a date without a thorough plan on what youre gonna discuss
Edwin: Um ok
Casey: Here write this down
(He takes a pen and writes it on his hand)
Casey: Talk about sports or poltical events
Lizzie: Talk about movies
Nora: Talk about video games
Marti: Talk about princess'
(Edwin reads from palm)
Edwin: Ok sports, politics, movies, video games, and princess'
(Later at Smelly nelly's)
Edwin: So Kelly, What sports do you like?
Kelly: um im not really into sports that much
Edwin: but did you see the hockey game last night? They kept hitting and hitting eachother and this one guy...
(She gives him a wierd look)
Edwin: Um who do you want to be for senator?
Kelly: I really dont care
Edwin: You dont care about who will help our economy and stabilize theis place?
Kelly: No
Edwin: Oh um (looks at palm) Movies! Whats youre favirote movie
Kelly: I only watch old black and white movies
Edwin: Oh that sucks
Kelly: What?
Edwin: I mean thats cool (looks at his palm in confusion) Um what about videos?
Kelly: huh?
Edwin Video names?
Kelly: Video names?
Edwin: uh (looks at his palm desperatley) I mean videoooo... Gmes! Video Games
Kelly: There immature
Edwin: Ah um princess'
(she gives him a wierd look)
Edwin: Ill be right back
(Rushes to Derek)
Edwin: I need your help
Derek: Whoa there I thought we had an agreement
Edwin: Ya but this is an emergency!
Derek: Ok spill it
Edwin: Alrite I;ve talked to her about everything possible even princess'
Derek: Princess'
Edwin: Marti
Derek: Oh, well talk to her about girl stuff
Edwin: Like what?
Derek: Like make up or fashion
Edwin: Alrite thanks Derek
Derek: Youre welcome
(Edwin rushes back to kelly)
Edwin: So kelly do you like fashion?
Kelly: Not really
(Edwin has a tired mad face on)
(Now Edwin comes home)
Nora: So how was it Edwin?
Edwin: Terrible. She didnt even want to talk fashion
Casey: Wow it went that far
Edwin: Ya and now im bumed out
Derek: Hey atleast you got a date
Edwin: Ya Edwin Ventury just went to a date!
