Death Note fan fiction

Light Yagami, a top student of Japan and is superior at everything. Except expressing his feelings on Valentine's day.

"Hey Light, what are you going to do on Valentines day?" The shinigami asked, bored out of his mind. Light sighed in annoyance.

"Nothing Ryuk, maybe use the Death Note on happy couples."

'Jealous much?' Thought Ryuk.

"LIGHT"

"Oh great, it's Misa." Misa Amane is a blond hair, brown eyes, hyperactive model, who has a huge crush on Light. He groaned and turned to his overly-obsessed girlfriend.

"Hey Light, I just wanted to give you a box of chocolate." Misa blushed lightly, handing him a pink heart-shaped box of sweets.

"No Misa, I don't want your box of chocolate." he refused rudely.

"CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!!"

"Mello! Get out of here now." Mello glared at Light.

Anyways continuing with the fanfic.

"Awwwww, why not?" She frowned, too stupid to realize his true feelings of her.

Before Light could give her a piece of his mind. Ryuzaki sneaks up behind Misa and pushes her away from Light.

"Ryuzaki, what was that for." Misa pouted.

"Misa, what were you just going to give Light?" He questioned.

"I was just going to give him my box of chocolate." She beamed.

"CHOCO--"

"Mello for the last time get out of here." Light interrupted him, kicking him out of the scene.

"Well, I have some bad news for you." Ryuzaki sighed sadly.

"What?" Misa asked curiously.

He revealed a red heart-shaped box of chocolate. "Light is going to accept MY box of chocolate!"

"Oh, not you too Ryuzaki." Light smacks his forehead in disbelief.

"Did somebody say chocolate?" Mello asked, glowing with pure joy.

"Mello get out of this fan fiction!!!" Everyone yells at poor Mello.

"Fine." Mello humped, walking out the door. "Security, don't let him back in" shouts Light.

Now on with the story.

"But Light" Ryuzaki whined, giving him the puppy-eyes.

"Ryuzaki! Light belongs to me." Says Misa as she grabs Light's right arm.

"No!" Ryuzaki yelled back. "Light BELONGS to me!" He grabs Light's other arm.

"Misa! Ryuzaki! What are you two doing?" Light asks weakly.

'Please…. If there really is a God. (Besides me)' Light desperately thinking. 'Strike them down with all the power you fuckin got.'

"Light is MINE!!!" Misa yells, pulling Light.

"No he is Mine!!!!!" Ryuzaki yells back, pulling back harder.

"Hey you two! Cut that out!" Yells a very pissed-off Light.

"No mine!!!" They both yells in unison.

"I SAID CUT THAT OUT!!!!!!!!" Screams Light.

"MINE!!!!!" *RIP* Misa and Ryuzaki fall to the ground with a brown sleeve in their hands.

"My frickin shirt!!" Light shouts. He glaring daggers at both of them. They both turned to him teary-eyes.

"We're so very sorry, Light." Ryuzaki whispers weakly. He turns to Misa. "Right?" Misa nodded her head vigorously.

"Totally!" Misa replied. They crawled to Light on their knees. "We are soooo sorry Light!!" They cry out.

Light groans furiously and turns to them. "THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SHIRT YOU FUCKIN BASTARDS!"

Light brushes them off and runs home to change his now-torn shirt. After he changed his shirt he opens his Death Note.

As he writes down "Misa Amane" and "L Lawlet" in his death note, he laughs insanely and proclaims, "Finally they will be out of my life."

The next day

"Yes! No Ryuzaki or Misa to ruin my day." He grins in delight.

"LIGHT!!" A monotone voice yells.

"LIGHT!!!" A chirpy, high-pitched voice scrams.

"What the hell!" He asks in disbelieve." He pulls it out the Death Note. "How the hell--"

"Light!" They started shouting his name. "We got a surprise for you!"

"Crap!" He yells and starts to run as he see Misa and Ryuzaki running after him. He noticed a slip of paper sticking out of the Death Note and Light began pulling it.

"What is this?" He then notices the words "Death Note" changing right in front of Light's eyes. It says…

"LOVE NOTE!!!" He yells in surprise. HE opened the page where the rules were and read aloud. "Any human's name written in this notebook shall love the owner."

"Dammit!!! Ryuk what happened to my death note---" He turns and couldn't find Ryuk around him. "RYUK!!!" He shouts in frustration.