"Wally! You asshole!"

"Somebody! Help me!"

Wally ran through the living room, passed the couch where the rest of his team was watching tv. Artemis was hot on his tail. "Wonder what he did." Robin said.

That's when they saw it.

Artemis storming past them. Her hair a bright electic blue color. The Robin and Conner stifled their laughs while M'gann and Kaldur's jaws hung open in shock.

Wally put blue hair dye in Artemis's shampoo bottle.

"Bạn douche túi! Fuck những gì đã bạn suy nghĩ! Tôi sẽ fucking giết bạn!" She screamed at him. He had no clue what she yelled. All he could make out was "Fuck" "Fucking" and "Douche".

And that made things even more terrifying.

"What the hell's wrong with you! You actually thought you could get away with this! My mom's going to have a heart attack!" Artemis roared, backing Wally into a corner. He was scared shitless. So he did the only thing he could think of.

He kissed her.

The kiss only lasted about eleven seconds, before Artemis snapped out of it and slammed her knee up and into Wally's groin. He whimpered, falling to the ground, clutching himself in his hands.

"Tôi ghét cô. Đi thu thập dữ liệu vào một lỗ và chết." Artemis hissed, walking away, while she whiped her mouth off with her arm.

Wally watched her walk away, waiting till she was out of sight and ear shot.

"That was... Totally worth it." He groaned.


(Accordingto what I've read, Artemis is part Vietnamese. So here is a rough, and probably not correct, translation of what Artemis told Wally:

Bạn douche túi! Fuck những gì đã bạn suy nghĩ! Tôi sẽ fucking giết bạn- You douche bag! What the Fuck were you thinking!

Tôi ghét cô. Đi thu thập dữ liệu vào một lỗ và chết- I hate you. Go crawl into a hole and die.)