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Oneshot! Maybe? Dum Dum Dum…

Frank was just a small town boy, with nothing really to do. On Frank's 18th birthday a stranger with candy came up to him while he was sitting on the curb in front of his house.

" Hello young fellow, what does your name be?"

" Frank, Frank- Furter."

The stranger nodded.

" Yes, I thought this much. Frank, can I ask you a question?"

" Why not." He sighed slamming his 3 inch ruby heel in the pavement.

" Where do you see yourself in five years?"

" Bogotá." Frank replied gently.

" Oh." The stranger replied.

Frank smiled. " You sound disappointed."

The man shook his head as he sat down next to Frank on the curb.

" Quite Frankly Frank, I am."

" And why is that?"

" Well, I'm an Army recruiter, and by simply driving by and looking at you, I naturally assumed you were a misguided youth."

" Naturally.." Frank agreed.

" But now after talking to you, I see you have purpose in your life but I'm not going to ask you what it is because the Army has a strict " don't ask don't tell" policy."

" I'm not gay, I'm transsexual."

" Don't tell me!"

" But I'm not gay!"

" Oh. Well maybe you are."

" No, I'm certain I'm a transsexual."

" Oh. So you're just a …..sweet transvestite?!" He handed Frank a box of Good n' Plenty's.

" Why, yes, yes I am."

" I see. Well clearly you have direction in your life and you're definitely going places!"

" Like Bogotá?" Frank inquired.

" Indeed. Who knows, maybe someday you'll become the " mad transsexual scientist" type and create a man with a perfect physical physique."

" And he'll have brown, glorious hair!" Frank sang.

" NO!" The strange Army recruiter shouted.

" What?!"

" He needs to have blond hair!"

" Oh, okay." Frank nodded.

" Well then, I must be off." The recruiter stood up and went back to his unicycle.

" Wait!" Frank ran up to him.

" I didn't catch your name stud ."

" Oh in due time you will come to know it well."

" Well at least tell me your last name!"

" Oh It's an old Hebrew name…Cheney."

" Cheney?!"

" Yes, indeed."