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Oneshot! Maybe? Dum Dum Dum…
Frank was just a small town boy, with nothing really to do. On Frank's 18th birthday a stranger with candy came up to him while he was sitting on the curb in front of his house.
" Hello young fellow, what does your name be?"
" Frank, Frank- Furter."
The stranger nodded.
" Yes, I thought this much. Frank, can I ask you a question?"
" Why not." He sighed slamming his 3 inch ruby heel in the pavement.
" Where do you see yourself in five years?"
" Bogotá." Frank replied gently.
" Oh." The stranger replied.
Frank smiled. " You sound disappointed."
The man shook his head as he sat down next to Frank on the curb.
" Quite Frankly Frank, I am."
" And why is that?"
" Well, I'm an Army recruiter, and by simply driving by and looking at you, I naturally assumed you were a misguided youth."
" Naturally.." Frank agreed.
" But now after talking to you, I see you have purpose in your life but I'm not going to ask you what it is because the Army has a strict " don't ask don't tell" policy."
" I'm not gay, I'm transsexual."
" Don't tell me!"
" But I'm not gay!"
" Oh. Well maybe you are."
" No, I'm certain I'm a transsexual."
" Oh. So you're just a …..sweet transvestite?!" He handed Frank a box of Good n' Plenty's.
" Why, yes, yes I am."
" I see. Well clearly you have direction in your life and you're definitely going places!"
" Like Bogotá?" Frank inquired.
" Indeed. Who knows, maybe someday you'll become the " mad transsexual scientist" type and create a man with a perfect physical physique."
" And he'll have brown, glorious hair!" Frank sang.
" NO!" The strange Army recruiter shouted.
" What?!"
" He needs to have blond hair!"
" Oh, okay." Frank nodded.
" Well then, I must be off." The recruiter stood up and went back to his unicycle.
" Wait!" Frank ran up to him.
" I didn't catch your name stud ."
" Oh in due time you will come to know it well."
" Well at least tell me your last name!"
" Oh It's an old Hebrew name…Cheney."
" Cheney?!"
" Yes, indeed."
