The Decepticons stood before Megatron, each wearing a Santa hat, "What is this?" Megatron asked.
"Because you have done so much for us, we want to express our gratitude in song," Starscream said with a smirk. He looked over at Soundwave, and nodded. The bot began playing some music.
"On the first day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
A dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the second day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the third day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Three long monologues
Two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the fourth day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Four squishy fleshings
Three long monologues
Two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the fifth day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
FIVE CUBES OF ENERGON!
Four squishy fleshings, three long monologues, two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the sixth day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Six All-Spark shards
FIVE CUBES OF ENERGON!
Four squishy fleshings, three long monologues, two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the seventh day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Seven major failures, six All-Spark shards
FIVE CUBES OF ENERGON!
Four squishy fleshings, three long monologues, two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the eighth day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Eight more Decepticons, seven major failures, six All-Spark shards
FIVE CUBES OF ENERGON!
Four squishy fleshings, three long monologues, two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the ninthe day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Nine blasts from Ironhide, eight more Decepticons, seven major failures, six All-Spark shards
FIVE CUBES OF ENERGON!
Four squishy fleshings, three long monologues, two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the tenth day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Ten missing legs, nine blasts from Ironhide, eight more Decepticons, seven major failures, six All-Spark shards
FIVE CUBES OF ENERGON!
Four squishy fleshings, three long monologues, two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the eleventh day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Eleven Blitzwing freak outs, ten missing legs, nine blast from Ironhide, eight more Decepticons, seven major failures, six All-Spark shards
FIVE CUBES OF ENERGON!
Four squishy fleshings, three long monologues, two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!
On the twelveth day of Christmas Megatron gave to us
Twelve visits from the Fallen, eleven Blitzwing freak outs, ten missing legs, nine blasts from Ironhide, eight more Decepticons, seven major failures, six All-Spark shards
FIVE CUBES OF ENERGON!
Four squishy fleshings, three long monologues, two harsh beatings
And a dead Optimus Prime...NOT!"
Megatron twitched, "Did you like it?" Blitzwing asked. Megatron looked at them.
"I guess we'll try again next year," Barricade said as the Doctor reattatched his arm. The Decepticons nodded.
