Disclaimer: I do not own Code Geass.

A/N: I wanted to make a story with Lelouch returning as a ghost, but I wouldn't know how to make it end, or evolve into an actual story...

This is short. :P


When Kallen entered the room, she found Zero, helmet and all, lying on the couch, snoozing away. It had only been a few hours ago that Lelouch Lamperouge had officially announced his new plans to the Black Knights, which he had stayed up the last five nights making up, so it was no surprise that he'd be a little worn out. He shifted slightly in his position and mumbled something too quiet to be heard.

Giggling to herself, Kallen quietly closed the door behind her as she thought, 'Aww...Lelouch was so tired he didn't even bother taking off his Zero costume...hee hee...'

Slowly waltzing over to the sleeping monarch, Kallen never noticed that Zero's chest was abnormally curvy for a man. In any case, she knelt down beside him and stared at his slumbering form for a few minutes. He looked so calm, so gentle, so...so sexy...

'Hmm...maybe...I can sneak a kiss from him...' Kallen suddenly thought, her cheeks now tinted pink.

Feeling brave, Kallen stood on her knees as she slowly leaned over, and placed her hands onto the sides of the helmet. She pressed a mechanism on the side of the helmet, which raised the visor up enough only to reveal Zero's mouth.

'Okay...here goes...'

Closing her eyes, Kallen bent down and pressed her lips gingerly against Zero's. 'Mmm...he tastes like...like pizza...?' Kallen noticed. She found that odd, though; Lelouch doesn't even eat pizza. His lips were pretty soft for a man's, too. Kallen hadn't expected kissing a man's lips would turn her on this much, either...

Then, the door behind her swung open...and Lelouch Lamperouge stepped in, carrying a cup of coffee with Zero's logo on it.

"Ah! Hey, Kallen..." Lelouch said plainly, "Uh...why are you making out with C.C.?"

Kallen's eyes grew wide as dinner plates, and she broke away from the mouth she was kissing. '...Eh?'

Tearing off Zero's helmet, Kallen was horrified to realize that she had indeed just gone mouth-to-mouth with C.C.!

'Oh...oh my god...'

"Yeah, after that Black Knights meeting, she took my costume and everything...I guess she passed out only a few minutes ago..." Lelouch explained with a shrug before leaving.

Kallen just sat there, frozen to the spot as she stared in pure disgust at C.C.'s peaceful, sleeping face.

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'WHY THE HELL DID IT HAVE TO BE C.C.?!! AND WHY THE HELL DID I HAVE TO LIKE IT SO MUCH?!!!'