Were in the World is Potsdam!!
By: Tusuami

Disclaimers (whatever that means): Don't own anything (but the story) or making any profit. I don't even own Tusuami. -_-;; Nesrohba Krad really sort of owns her and Dark Abhorsen. But I have full right to use her! (Since Tusuami is me ^^;;) But I will own myself one day! (If anyone really cares, which they don't)

Mr. Takanaka: I have called you here today to tell you, you've all have been transferred to, Potsdam.

Yusuke: Where the h*** is Potsdam!!! Wait! Me too?!!

Mr. Takanaka: Well I said you all. but if you didn't want to go.

Keiko: NO!!! Ah, I mean of course Yusuke wants to go.

Yusuke: When did- *Keiko is glaring at him*

Hiei: .

Kurama: Come on everyone! This could be fun!

Yukina: *nods* It should be fun.

Kuwabara: I'm going if Yukina goes!!!!

Boton: Righty-o! When do we leave?

Mr. Takanaka: Tomorrow.

Hiei: Where's my baka sister?

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In a tree somewhere..

Tusuami: *drinks some sake* *hic!* Where is everyone!! I told them to meet me here 100:33298 sharp, with dumb!!!!! *hic!* *talks to a squirrel* Yusuke!!! There you are!! *hic!* Acorns!! You fool!! I said dumb!!! Oh. I don't feel so good..*Falls out of the tree*

Hiei: What are you *doing*!!

Tusuami: Why! It's Albert Einstein!! *hic!* How you doing old Al?? Say! Do you have anymore sake? *hic!* Yusuke stole mine.

Squirrel: *Hic!*

Hiei: You nauseate me. *picks Tusuami up by the collar* *zooms of to Genkai's*

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Genkai: So you're leaving, for good? Hallelujah!

Yusuke: Thanks a lot Grandma!!!

Tusuami: *hic!*

Kurama: Still, Genkai, you let Tusuami skip school and drink sake?!

Genkai: No. I told her there was no school today.

Keiko: Why!?

Genkai: She woke up late. Shouldn't crush her hopes.

Tusuami: Psssssst!! Kurama!!!!

Kurama: What?

Tusuami: *giggles* Remember that time when *hic!* you were going- *Kurama uses a knock out seed*

Yukina: What was that for?

Kurama: ^^;; Nothing.

Boton: =^!^= Keeping secrets are we?

Hiei: Hn.

Yusuke: Let's just get some sleep okay?

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2:30 AM. Genkai's

Tusuami: Humph! Bad@$$! Humph! Bad@$$! Humph! Bad@$$! Humph! Bad@$$!

Hiei: What are you doing!!!!

Tusuami: Sing the aa la la! Aa la la, aa la la! Sing the aa la la! Tiki, tiki, trey!

Yusuke: *rubs his eyes* Huh? What the h***!!

Tusuami: I wuv you! You wuv me! We're one happy family!! Yukina: What's Tusuami doing?

Tusuami: *hic!* *hic!* *hic!* Way up high in the-

Boton: Uggh! Wait is she singing!!

Tusuami: *takes out her sword* By the power invested in me, I shall site thee evil portal that leads to outside!! *hacks the window*

Kurama: Hmm. It wore off.

Genkai: How is she going to go like this?

Kurama: *walks up to Tusuami and whispers something in her ear* That should do it!

Tusuami: *snaps out of it* Oro? What am I doing? Ow! My head! *Tusuami got a headache*

Kurama: Sevres you right.

Tusuami: It's not my fault!!! It was Yusuke's!!!

Yusuke: It was what!!!

Hiei: You mean the squirrel?

Tusuami: ?.? I'm really confused and about to throw up. Excuse me.*runs to the bathroom*

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Everyone going to Potsdam: Bye!!!!!

Everyone stayin: Bye!!

Yukina, Keiko, Boton, Tusuami, Yusuke, Hiei, Kurama, and Kuwabara get on the plane and take their seats.

Keiko: That's weird.

Yukina: What is it?

Keiko: Potsdam. Where is it!?!

Tusuami: Oh that's simple! Potsdam, New York is near Canada. It's a very nice place.

Kuwabara: You've been there?

Tusuami: That's were I went to middle school! Most of my ningen friends are there!

Hiei: Baka. I see no point going there.

Boton: Koemna made us.

Kurama: Hmm?

Boton: I guess I should tell you all now. The dark warriors have gotten there. The portal is in Potsdam.

Tusuami: You mean the one (BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP) [Author: This is confiscated information.]

Boton: You mean you used *that* one!!!

Tusuami: Well it was the only one for whatever and the easiest to open.

Kurama: Are you crazy!!!

Tusuami: I prefer "BLINDING MAD GIRL!!!"

Hiei: You opened the portal.

Yusuke: Smart move.

Tusuami: I was only in MIDDLE SCHOOL!!!!

Keiko: Let's just forget this ever happened.

Yukina: Agreed.

Kuwabara: If Yukina said-

Hiei: Shut up.

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Tusuami: *listening to music*

Yukina: *sleeping*

Kuwabara: *trying to sleep*

Hiei: *staring out the window*

Kurama: *reading*

Boton: *thinking*

Yusuke: *flipping Keiko's skirt*

Keiko: *slapping Yusuke*

Pilot: We would like to thank you for choosing Fanfiction Airlines. Now just to announce to you HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!

Tusuami: Ohya!!!!! *blows a horn*

Yukina: *wakes up* Huh?

Kuwabara: It's New Year's!

Boton: What fun!

Pilot: Please buckle your seat belts, we'll be landing soon.

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Author: Well I plan this to be longer than my other ones. Happy 2004 by the way!

Freaky Narrator Dude Kitwit: Can I get a vacation?

Author: I'll think about it.

Freaky Narrator Dude: Anyway Freaky Narrator Dudett is gone! YEA!!!!!! Stay tune for what ever the next chapter is to see who's waiting for them in Potsdam. IF YOU DARE!!!!

Author: Oh do shut up!