It's a story about Mia…but…well, it's different. You'll see!

(Credits to Meg Cabot and...Hum...well...J.K. Rowling I guess…whatever)

Sunday, August 31st - Home

Mom says I should start writing in this journal. It's absolutely against my will, but whatever. I'll just do it! It can't be that hard. I'm only witting to a stupid book, risking that someone finds it and reads everything I wrote in it. But it's fine! Fine…just as everything about my life!

Well, I'll explain…

My name is Joana Thermopolis (My friends call me Juuu) and I'm 15 years old.

My hair looks like a…oh, I don't even have a word to describe it!

My chest refuses to grow up.

My mother is dating my History's teacher (That is actually the reason I'm having problems at school. History…not the fact my mother is dating Mr. Rickman)

My father has no chance of having another son and that means I am the princess of Genovia.

By the way, my best friend's name is Lilly Moscovitz. Her brother Daniel is a senior at our high school. He's quite handsome, but he would never date me. Not only because I'm a junior, but because I don't have a chest. Well…I have a chest…but it refuses to grow up.

I'm a freak! Yeah, a freak. You did it, stupid journal. You made me say the truth! You made me embarrass myself.

Mom says you're my "best friend"! Is that what best friends do?

Cause if it is, Lilly is everything but my best friend!

I'm never writing in you again!

Besides, tomorrow is the first day of school. I won't have time for this stupid paper-spending book!

Monday, September 1st - Algebra

Ok! I'll give you one more chance. I really want to tell someone all my secrets. And I can't get Lilly to do it, because she would totally freak out. My teacher is looking at me right now. I better close this thing.

Later, Monday, September 1st - Limo

Lars is driving the limo. It's a little difficult to write… I better stop otherwise I'm gonna be sick.

By the way, Lars is my body-guard.

Since people knew I'm a princess, Dad reckons some European tourist or immigrant might kidnap me.

As soon as I get home, I'll write about what happened today at school.

Monday, September 1st - Home

Ok. So, I decided to actually write in this journal. So I'll talk a little about me.

MOST IMPORTANT (GOOD AND BAD) PEOPLE IN MY LIFE

Lilly Thermopolis

She's my mother. She has my best friend's name. With 36 years old, she's the hottest mother in the world. She never yells at me, although many times she's able to make me feel bad about what I did. It's horrible, trust me.

(Ok…I'm asking my journal to trust me! Dorghh!)

James Renaldo

My father. He has no hair, but still he's quite hot. He has thousands of women around him (although I don't know if they like his muscles or his money). Oh, and the most insignificant detail: He's the Prince of Genovia!

Grandmére

My grandmother. She's nice when she wants to, but she tattooed eyeliner on her eyes and many times she calls me a poulet. It means chicken in French, but I found out recently that it may mean something else I won't write in this journal.

Lilly Moscovitz

The best friend in the world. She's nice, she's cool, and she makes funny things. She even has her own TV show "Shut Up And Listen". I work with her, although she looks better in the TV than I do. I'm usually helping Shameeka with the camera and everything.

Daniel Moscovitz

He's Lilly's brother. He's handsome. He's a senior in our high school. I'm in love with him. He's the best student in our school. I really like him. He isn't that popular (only because he doesn't want to). I love him very much. Well, I think you've got the point.

Mr. Weasley

He's just my History teacher. Well, he's sort of dating my mom, but I'm sure it's not a big deal. Oh, I almost forgot. I'm failing in History.

Emma Weinberger

She's a cheerleader at our high school. Well, you can imagine how popular she is and how beautiful. Yes, her chest grew up like ages ago! She's always making jokes about me (and Rupert – you'll find out who he is).

Tom Richter

Emma's boyfriend. I used to like him. You see, he's popular and handsome and everything. But he was cruel. He asked me out and invited all the reporters he could, just so he would be famous. And then, he kissed me. Yes! He kissed me in front of all those cameras! I'll never forgive him.

Rupert Pelkowski

Lilly's boyfriend. Well, he's sort of a freak but Lilly likes him. Whatever, it's her choice!

I guess that's all. It's not like Tom, Emma and Rupert are really important in my life, but I really hate them (except for Rupert. I just think he's a freak).

Well, today Emma made another joke about me. Well, about my chest. Well, about the fact my chest refuses to grow up!

It's late, I better go to bed.

a/n: I hope you liked it. Reviews please…and don't miss the next chapter…thanks for reading.