A/N: Pairings: [Melinda Warner & Odafin Tutuola] [Holly Stewart & Gail Peck] [Maura Isles & Jane Rizzoli] and eventual appearance by [Olivia Benson & Amanda Rollins]. This is a ridiculous crossover between Law & Order SVU, Rizzoli & Isles and Rookie Blue I came up with. I will aim to post at least once a week. There is probably one thing that is cannon in this story, and it's the m/f couple surprise, surprise. The rest is just my imagination of the interaction between these beloved characters. I don't have a beta, so all of the mistakes are my own. Honestly, I haven't watched Rizzoli & Isles in a while, and being in the U.S., I have yet to see the new season of Rookie Blue. I am assuming Holly and Gail are not together on the show? This fic will be rated teen for now to be safe. NYSACCME is one of the longest acronyms ever! The Medical Examiners conference is loosely based on theirs. Oh, and Happy Pride!

A/N 2: If you haven't already, please take a moment to think about and pray for Charleston, SC and for healing/unity in the USA in general.


Chapter 1: Everybody Hates Packing

Ungodly Early Friday Morning, Toronto, ON

"Do you think you packed enough?" Dr. Holly Stewart asked her girlfriend Officer Gail Peck sarcastically while looking at all of Gail's luggage.

Gail raised her hands, "Look if you want me to come along to this revenge of the nerds conference with you, I need to take a few necessities."

"The Xbox though, really?"

Gail rolled her eyes, "Yes, really. Would you rather me have to kill someone, or kill zombies in a video game? You know I hate conferences."

"You hate anything where people gather."

"Exactly."

"I am excited to present my research and techniques to fellow colleagues, and I'm excited you're going to be there."

Gail looked down, "Yeah…about that, do you expect me to attend the entire thing? I was hoping to sightsee some in New York."

"Yes, and that is what Sunday afternoon and Monday of our trip is for."

"I know, but I looked at the brochure. Did you see the schedule is covered for literally all day Saturday? I don't think I can be surrounded by doctors for that long."

They both heard Chris' car beep from their driveway. Holly dropped the subject, "Let's hurry up and get this stuff loaded. I don't want to miss our flight."


Early Friday Morning, Boston, MA

"Don't you just love packing?" Dr. Maura Isles asked from the walk-in closet.

"Said no one ever," Detective Jane Rizzoli replied with a groan from their bed.

"But I'm saying it now."

"Must you be so literal? It's just an expression."

"I see. But don't you just love the excitement of planning what you're going to wear and thinking about how you want to express yourself to people?" Maura asked while walking towards her suitcase lying next to Jane.

Jane began talking with her hands as she spoke, "One: EVERYBODY hates packing. Two: You express that you're sexy and confident in every doggone thing in your wardrobe. And three: You just want an excuse to use that ridiculous luggage of yours."

"I'll have you know Bottega Veneta is anything but ridiculous."

"I am a firm believer in duffel bags and luggage with only two wheels," Jane sat up to give Maura a brief kiss, "but the way you say Bottega Veneta is also sexy and confident."

Maura laughed, "Now you're being ridiculous. And in all honesty, I feel clumsy and like a nervous wreck. I don't want to look stupid in front of my colleagues."

"Are you kidding me? These fancy-schmancy, smart people invited YOU to be the keynote speaker. I know without a doubt, it will be one of your best presentations yet. You are intelligent, highly professional, and damn good at your job. Even if you won't admit to a crime scene being a murder right off the bat."

"You just couldn't leave off the last part could you? Plus, I always want to examine all of the evidence available at the time before I draw any concl—"

"Hold that thought! You need to get a move on in packing, or we are going to miss our flight. I don't know why you didn't pack last night like I did."

"I was still putting last minute touches on my presentation. That seemed more important."

"Okay woman, but if we miss our flight, I am not driving you to New York City. You could not pay me enough money to get through that traffic."


Friday Morning, Brooklyn, NY

"Tell me again why we're staying at a hotel in the same city we live?" Dr. Melinda Warner asked her boyfriend Detective Fin.

Fin zipped up his newly packed bag, "Because you have a lot of responsibilities with the conference. I don't want you to have the added stress of driving back and forth through all of the rush hour traffic. Besides, you and I both know I'd be the one driving, and I HATE New York traffic."

"That's not true honey, I'd help you drive."

"Let me move because lightening is about to strike with that lie."

Melinda laughed, "You know I would intend to help with the driving, but you're right. And thank you for booking the room for us. Are you sure you don't have to work?"

"Yes, I cleared it with the Captain. As long as there isn't some huge case to catch, I am your NY State Association of County Coroners and Medical Examiners Fall 2015 Conference guest for the weekend."

Melinda smiled at Fin saying the entire association name. "Must you always say the entire name?"

"Do you know how long it took me to memorize it? I'm proud enough to be able to tell people about the board you help serve." Fin gave Melinda a quick kiss. "By the way, I peeped the program. I heard a rumor that the Chief Medical Examiner from Boston you all bent over backwards to get is the daughter of the huge mob boss Paddy Doyle."

"She's Dr. Maura Isles, and please do not bother her with that tabloid nonsense."

"It's not nonsense, and I bet it makes her one helluva medical examiner. She probably grew up seeing the bodies of the chumps who tried to cross her dad."

"Fin stop."

"What? I'm just saying."

"Please drop it. And we need to get a move on. I want to make sure we get there in plenty of time before the Board of Directors meeting." Melinda began taking her luggage to the car.

"And I heard through the grapevine that her detective girlfriend shot herself to take down a detective," Fin yelled after her.

"I'm ignoring you," Melinda called back.

"Whatever you say. That is one badass couple; Mel we need to step our game up!"


A/N 3: Please leave comments and let me know if you are even interested in how this story goes.