There i was in the middle of a zombie infested graveyard,and the only thing im worried about is getting the voices in the back of my head to just shutup so im standing there screaming at myself,then the next thing i know all the zombies are just staring at me like im the one that looks stupied,then they just start charging at me then when the sun starts to rise i notice a large figure in the background,then when my eyes focus there he was riding a flying pig my pet yak named (FRED) comming to my ruscue i was so happy but i felt real sorry for the flying pig it look liked it would fall right out of the sky the it happend yep you know it Fred farted and the pig pasted out and Fred and his flying pig started to fall closer and closer then i realize THERE COMING STRAIGHT FOR ME before i could move they landed right on top of me i died not because of the brain dead zombies but beacuse my stupied pet yak so i guess theres no more to my story. (stupied yak)
