One-shot idea that randomly came to me.

Nothing belongs to me.

Meeting the Weasleys

I acidentally dropped my Harry Potter book as a girl about my age walked into my compartment."Do you mind if I sit here? Everyone else`s seems to not have any room." "Um,I don`t think I mind." I replied back. She sat down. "What`s your name?" She asked me." Why would I tell you that?!What`s your name anyway?!" "Ginny Weasley." Ginny quietly answered. We sat in silence until I bought frog that exploded in my face and Ginny laughed at me while I glared at her. We sat in more silence.


Suddenly,the train stopped and I remembered that I had dropped my Harry Potter book."Go on ahead." I said to Ginny.I grabbed my book,put it deep in one of my pockets,and proceeded to some boats.

Some fat guy (I think his name was Hagger?) told us to get in boats, I got in next to this boy that kept taking pictures,it was so annoying,I thought any moment I would tear his head off,thankfully we arrived at a big castle in about 2 HOURS.

We went inside this old-fashioned lunch room to meet the great, wise, old HAT.A HAT.I`m going to take advice from a hat. At my turn,the hat started arguing with itself Hmm…shes really smart what about Ravenclaw?no wait shes loyal too…crud shes cunning too! Oh look courage as well…I can`t decide! Screw it…"Gryffindor!" Some people started clapping.I guessed they were the Gryffindors,and I walked over. When everyone was sorted,an old guy at the front said something,and we were dismissed.


"What`s up midget?" One of the Weasley twins said.I recognized them from descriptions in my Harry Potter book."Which one of you is the prank leader?" I asked back."Umm…Both of us?" Fred said."Okay then,Weasleys,who do you usually prank?" I asked. George spoke up this time. "First of all,how`d you know our last name,and we usually prank Draco or Snape." "I know your last name because I have Death Eaters watching you." I replied back,the twins looking scared about what I`d said."You have Death Eaters?!" Fred squeaked. "Yes,they are here right now,and if you move they will kill you!" I told him,sporting an evilly evil smirk."Please don`t kill us! We`ll do anything for you!"Fred and George begged.I began laughing uncontrollably while Fred and George stared at me in shock."W-why are you l-laughing?"George stuttered after 30 minutes of hysterical laughing."Because," I paused to try and take a breath,at which I failed."I don`t have any Death Eaters!" "Then how`d you know our last name?"Fred questioned,his face still pure fear."Because you look like a older boy version of Ginny!"I managed to get out through my giggling. The twins muttered something that sound like Well that is true I guess and Where`s Ginny?I can`t find Ginny!Wasn`t she behind us?!

They turned to me and said in trembling voices,"Now,seriously,are you evil?" I replied,"I`m not evil enough to kill someone,but when it comes to pranks,jokes, and acting I`m pretty evil." "Ok never pull something like that again,and we`ll go prank Draco.I heard he called Ginny a blood traitor." "Deal!" I squealed.


The next 7 years of Hogwarts were spent pranking people and teaching Fred and George all the muggle pranks the boys around my neighborhood had taught me. Like the slugs in a bucket above the door,we had a lot of fun pulling that. I even remember when we put Nair into Snape`s shampoo.

The end.

A/N:Don`t whine that I don`t know what HP is.I know perfectly what it is.