Calypse: Ice cream deprived, skim milk deprived, chocolate deprived, leave me alone.

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Something was wrong.

Something was very wrong.

Professor Dumbledor cleared his throat loudly and banged his spork on to the table.

"Attention please!" Professor Sprout was seen carrying the sorting hat. Most looked up in interest. "We have a new student transferring to our school... her name is Victoria Aurora Celeste Paine."

A girl walked in captured by the candlelight in a way only original characters could be. Nearly the whole population's necks twisted one hundred eighty degrees keeping their eyes focused on this radiant beauty that graced the stone flooring with her godly presence.

Ron's jaw went slightly slack as she turned to look at them all. Her figure inhumanely like those of a goddess, her robes, that only came down to cover her tight butt, giving her more cleavage than morally allowed.

In the background people were fighting over whether she was looking at them with her exotic looking, color changing eyes or not.

Slytherins were nowhere to be seen as they had been conveniently forgotten, Ravenclaw had been lost somewhere in the library, and Hufflepuff didn't exist seeing how nobody bothered thinking about them.

The ragged sorting hat was placed on her curly silver hair before it shrieked and tried to manually tear itself off from her head.

"Griffindor!" The sobbing sorting hat was carried away by Professor McGonagall who looked as if she would like nothing more than to slap Professor Dumbledor for thinking of such an idiotic idea.

The Griffindors cheered fanatically, there was a slight groan from where the other houses should have been but that could have been a figment of everyone's imagination.

Hermione had her mouth open.

And it was not because of Victoria Aurora Rainbow or whatever's blinding beauty.

Their school... had been invaded by a Mary Sue!

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Calypse: No, I don't suppose I own Harry Potter