What do you think you're doing?
Texting, apparently. But I thought that was fairly obvious.
Don't play dumb, it doesn't suit you. What's with you and Graham?
Who?
Gavin Lestrade.
The name is 'Greg', as you should now.
Whatever.
Sherlock Holmes, are you jealous?
Don't be ridiculous. Married to my work, remember?
And DI Lestrade comes with the job description?
I wonder what my brother would think of your dalliance.
Greg's one of the lucky few that meet the approval of both mad Holmes brothers. It's a match made in heaven.
Please. Spare me this nonsense.
Goodnight, Sherlock.
Have fun.
