Eddie kissed his Patricia, girlfriend of three years. Sure college had separated them but they made it work. They were living together happy and safe.
Patricia laughed, "Very funny, Eddie."
"I'm serious!" Eddie screeched but Patricia kept laughing. When she realized Eddie wasn't laughing with her she stopped laughing.
He was narrowing his eyes at her. What was so funny anyway?
Eddie handed her a velvet box. She just stared at him with hoping eyes.
Eddie smirked to himself. He was totally getting a wife. He felt something hard across his face. Patricia just slapped him.
"Is that it?! You do your cocky smirk of your and you expect me to marry you? Where's the effort?"
Eddie was speechless.
"Let me tell you what you are going to do," she started. "You are going to make dinner reservations at some fancy expensive restaurant. Then you are going to dress up and so will I and we are going to have a great time. Then you'll take me to a park and put your jacket on my shoulders and you'll get on your knees and beg me to marry you. Got it?"
Still speechless, Eddie didn't answer.
"Yeah," she answered herself.
She shooed him out of their apartment and slammed the door in his face.
Eddie stared at the door, open-mouthed.
Patricia swung the door open again and kissed him square on the lips.
It took Eddie some time to register what was happening before he began to kiss back.
She kissed him so passionately, the anger she had thrown at him before gone.
When the broke away she said, "Yes," and slammed the door right in his face for the second time in ten minutes.
When he realized she accepted his proposal, he smiled to himself.
What was he waiting for? He had a girlfriend to propose to.
This is a one shot, which I don't know where it came from.
Review and what not just to let me know I'm not terrible.
Thanks.
