A/N: Heyo Mayo! I'm starting up a Drabble series for everybody to enjoy. But for now, let's hit the highway before I start to bore you. The oneshot that stems this AU will pop up soon, so don't worry- you will have something to base this off of. And can someone please make a cover picture for me? Leave me a link in a review or a PM and I'll check it out.

Disclaimer: I don't own Soul Eater. That is Atsushi Okubou-sama's right and property. I do, however, own this AU.

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Part One: When You Leave Your Roommate Alone With Your Magic Cat


A whistle. A whistle that meant trouble should you have been around a certain cat with a witch hat atop her head. Maka hid in her bedroom with the door locked to hide from Blair, knowing that she was the primary target. Recently, Blair had created a new spell that could help with aging- a telltale sign of pandemonium.

Suddenly, without warning, there was a signature poof on the other side of the door, meaning that she had changed to human form and was about to unlock the door. The blonde paled and shot for the coffin that she kept under her bed to hide in, but it was too late. Blair had the door open and grabbed the vampire's foot before she could climb in completely.

"Ah-ah-ah~. You won't be going anywhere, missy." Blair said with an evil chuckle that could even terrify Stein of all people.

"W-what are you about to do?" Maka reluctantly questioned, seeing the evil smirk on the golden eyed woman's features. "Oh, just a little something-something. Don't worry, this will be painless."

Maka literally blanched at the word 'painless', knowing that she was really up to no good.

Yep.

Time to run for her life.


"Hey Maka, I'm back!" When Soul got no reply, he thought that she was asleep. But then again, she normally wouldn't sleep at 6:27 p.m..

'Something's off...' Soul noted. Maka would normally walk to the door, thick tome in hand, and greet him with a jubilant, fanged smile that had his mind reeling. This time, however, she hadn't, and now he was starting to worry. Suddenly hearing a frustrated sigh coming from her room, he slowly crept forward and opened the door to find no trace of his vampire roommate before feeling a new weight on his feet. Looking down, he saw a smaller version of Maka glancing up at him.

Picking her up, he couldn't help but notice the similarities. The same annoyed facial expression with a fang poking out between her lips, the same face; everything about her just screamed out "Maka Albarn". But Soul ignored it until she suddenly spoke.

"Will you put me down now? It doesn't help that I got shrunk into the size of a child, Soul." Said albino was taken aback. It didn't matter if he ignored his gut feeling, the toddler actually WAS Maka! "Wait a minute, how did this even happen?!" Soul exclaimed, still not grasping the situation.

Maka huffed and started to glare at the cat behind him. "Your cat happened." She growled. Blair shivered violently and scampered off before Maka could take a leap at her throat. Even as a toddler, she was still stronger than the average human. Her shoulder was proof enough of that.


"First off, what happened?" Soul questioned in worry. Maka sighed and began to explain everything, starting from three days ago to the current moment. "And I thought I had a bad day today." Soul whistled. Maka pouted, wishing that he would take the current situation seriously.

Suddenly there was a strange gleam in his eyes, causing the vampire-turned-toddler to jump and shudder.

"What are you planning?" Maka asked, afraid to wonder what was going on through that white head of his.

Suddenly, he smirked, ruby eyes glistening in mischief. "Well, Maka, want to go for a nice, relaxing stroll? I'm sure that would relax your nerves." Soul asked, mischievous undertones in his voice that Maka wasn't sure about.


Apparently what Soul meant by "stroll", was really take her to her father's house and pick up some clothes for her to wear over the time that she'd be infantile.

"Sometimes I just hate you, Soul Evans." Maka grumbled with a death glare. Suddenly, they both heard a loud scream along the lines of 'Maka'. Said blonde was too scared to turn to her left, so she bolted out of harm's way and jumped into the nearest bushes, leaving Soul to take the damage instead.

"What the hell, old man?! I'm not your daughter!" Soul sputtered. Spirit turned his head around so many times over, he looked like a bobblehead. "Where is she then, Evans?"

"Simple- check the bushes." Soul nonchalantly replied.

'Crap! Soul, you idiot! I'm trying to AVOID him! Not spend time with him!' Maka thought, eyes wide in horror.

After getting what they needed from Spirit, they headed back to their apartment in hopes of going to sleep.


The next morning~

Maka reached up for a blood packet from the refrigerator as her breakfast. Once she had it, however, Soul snatched it out of her hands (but not without an indignant 'HEY!) and offered his neck. Maka blushed thirty different shades of red. She knew the effects of biting someone and drinking their blood after that; ecstasy that caused any form of normal pleasure to pale in comparison.

"How does 'no' sound to you? Fine?" Maka refused. Soul's eyebrows furrowed in frustration.

"Just take a drink, would you? It wouldn't hurt you." The albino said, not aware of the effects of being bitten.

Their arguing went on until Soul realized that they were going nowhere with it and pricked his thumb. He held it out to her, thinking that she'd accept the free drink of red.

Of course, she hadn't accepted it and instead pried the blood packet out of his tanned hands before promptly biting it. A soft slurp was left hanging in the air before there was nothing left inside. Soul was speechless enough you'd find a question mark right above his head. But before he could clean up his bloodied thumb, Maka leaned forwards and licked it off. Surprised, the albino retracted his thumb from the vampire's grasp.

"I prefer to drink the pack before I decide to bite someone. Keeps me from going crazy." Maka explained. Even though she was the size of a four year old, she still had her intellect and photographic memory. Taking a glance at the wall clock that hung by the door, Soul blanched as he sped to get dressed for the day.

Maka took that as her cue to get dressed as well, seeing that she was still in her old negligee. Once she was done, she took a look at herself in the mirror. Standing in her reflection was an ash blonde girl wearing a long sleeved shirt with a teal skirt and a red ribbon tied in a bow underneath the collar.

'I'll admit; it does feel nice to dress up once in a while.' Maka thought with a small, serene smile. Just then, as she walked out of the door of her room, Soul came out looking slightly jazzed up himself.

"Ready to go, Maka?" Soul asked with a hopeful gleam in his eyes. Suddenly, Maka realized what he was rushing for.

They were supposed to meet up with their friends/classmates in the park at 10:15.


A/N: So, I'm stopping here. The entire drabble was supposed to end at the point where Soul finds out that Vampire!Maka was turned into a four year old, but I decided to go a tad farther than that. Oh well.

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