Point of View: Marluxia
WARNING: SPOILERS... 1 AND 13TH MEMBER REVEALED!!!
Chapter 1: Marluxia's Morning
Marluxia first heard an explosion. He opened his eyes immediately. Then with a moan, he put his pillow on his head groaning, "Not again" Then loud music played and battle noises were heard outside of his room. Marluxia's alarm clock went off. It was 6:30 AM. Marluxia yawned and put on his black overcoat. Then he walked to Roxas' room and knocked on the door.
Roxas shouted, "Go away!"
Marluxia shouted back, "I know you have something of mine!" And with that, he swung open the door to see Roxas slamming his pink scythe against the wall. Marluxia's eyes widened, "NOOOOOOOOOO" Marluxia jumped across the room; did a front flip; snatched the scythe; crashed against the wall; Roxas was on the floor laughing. Marluxia stood up and brushed the dust off of his overcoat. "That's not funny! I'll go easy on you... next time, I will use this scythe to chop off your head!"
Roxas said, "Yeah sure! Like I believe you."
Marluxia growled really loud and clenched his fists so tight that the scythe almost broke in half. Then water was heard. Marluxia asked himself, "Is it Demyx just trashing the castle? Or is it somebody taking a shower? Or did Axel melt Vexen's ice? I wonder..."
Marluxia tip-toed to Larxene's room. He knocked on the door. Then inside there was a very annoyed voice, "Yeah!? What do you want?!"
"Um," Marluxia stuttered. "Did you hear running water?"
"Yayup!" Larxene snapped. "Very sure it was either Demyx or Vexen."
"That's what I thought," Marluxia barked. "Yet, I'm still wondering what you are doing."
"YOU PEVERTED PSYCHO-MANIAC!!" Larxene shrieked. "IF YOU COME IN HERE; I'LL CHOP YOUR HEAD OFF AND FEED IT TO THE DEFENDER HEARTLESS!"
Marluxia turned the door knob. "That makes me very curious."
Larxene screamed, "NOO!! DON'T COME IN!"
Marluxia picked the lock and slammed the door open. His eyes widened to see Larxene's coat stuck to the ceiling fan. "You are so finished."
Marluxia bursted out in laughter. Larxene scowled, "That's not funny!"
Marluxia winked, "Wait 'till I tell Axel!"
"NO!" Larxene almost ripped her hair out of her head. "COME BACK HERE YOU FREAAAAAAAK!"
Marluxia slammed Larxene's door shut and ran out laughing. Then an electric thunder bolt knocked him to the floor when Luxord came in. He stared at Marluxia and asked, "Did a thunder bolt from the heavens just decide that you should die?"
"Shut up!" Marluxia groaned. "I will get revenge... I'm telling Axel."
"Crybaby!" Luxord got the wrong message. "Just 'cause King Mickey decided it's time for you to die, doesn't mean you should tell Axel about your problems. Hahaha so pathetic."
"Wait!" Marluxia held out his hand. "Come back here"
Luxord held up a card and asked, "Wanna?"
"Ew, no!" Marluxia covered his eyes. "I don't wanna gamble."
"Suit yourself," Luxord shrugged. "I'll just ask Demyx or Xemnas, then."
Marluxia pouted, "Fine then!"
He opened the door to Demyx's room and plugged his ears. "TURN IT OFF!!!"
"WHAT?!" Demyx was dancing to rock 'n' roll music.
"TURN IT OOOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT"
"SHEESH! I SAID 'TURN IT OFF'!!!"
"SPEAK ENGLISH ALREADY!"
Marluxia took his scythe and hit the stereo so hard, that it flew out the window. "NOOOOOOOOO!!!" Demyx shouted. "That was pointless and idiotic" Demyx jumped out the window. "I'M COMING, BABY!"
Marluxia put his face on his palm and said, "Oh, my gosh."
And with a thud, outside the window was heard, "I saved you, baby!"
Marluxia walked out the room, plugging his ears saying, "I wish I didn't hear that."
Marluxia went to Axel's room and knocked on the door. "Yes??" An innocent voice from inside said.
"Axel..." Marluxia calmly said. "It's just me."
Axel shouted, "STOP ACTING LIKE MY PSYCHIATRIST! You can come in if you promise to be good!"
"Fine!" Marluxia shouted. He felt the door and said, "Umm... Axel?" His eyes widened. "The door's a little warm."
"Isn't it great?!" Axel's laidback voice came in.
"No comment..." Marluxia opened the door and his hair caught on fire. "AAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!"
Axel's eyes widened as he started laughing. "Master's running around with burnt, pink hair!"
"My hair's not pink!" Marluxia cried. "It's nature brown! Won't anybody understand my emotional crisis!?"
"I don't think people really care," Axel winked. "IT'S PINK! HAHAHAHAHA!!! AND NOW IT'LL BE BROWN AFTER THAT FIRE KICKS IN!"
Marluxia ran into Demyx's room and dunked his head in a pail of cold water. Demyx was hugging onto his stereo, covered in bruises. "No! Don't touch baby! Bad Marluxia. sniff Nobody loves baby." Demyx was petting the stereo as if it was a pet.
Marluxia took his head out of the water and said, "Aw, now your stereo has feelings?"
"YES!" Demyx hugged it. "No... nobody! Nobody can ever bring stereo down!" Demyx turned on some music and sang, "Words won't bring me down!"
"That is such a peverted song," Marluxia snickered.
"It is not!" Demyx hugged the stereo again.
"Did you know that the song was specially written for gays?" Marluxia asked.
"OK!" Demyx pressed a button. "Next song! I love all songs!!!"
"Sure..." Marluxia sighed.
"I don't wanna be an American idiot!" Demyx sang as he twisted a strand of hair as he danced.
Marluxia walked back to Axel's room. "I was good! Man, you didn't have to be so mean."
"Fire's not mean," Axel did a maniac grin. "It's pure... it's natural..."
"Like my tulips?" Marluxia squinted his eyes and smiled really big.
"No," Axel said. "Unlike your flowers, fire is flexible... fire is precious, vulnerable, and unstoppable."
Demyx splashed water on Axel, "Sorry... just felt like doin' that."
"You were saying, Axel?" Marluxia grinned.
Marluxia ended up running out of the room with his hair caught on fire again. He dunked his head in warm water and the fire still went out. "HEY!" Larxene shouted. "I was gonna use that to wash my hair with."
Marluxia put his hand over his eyes, "I didn't mean to walk in again, Larxene! I'm good! Really I am! I just REALLY had to stick my head in water so the fire would go out! And..."
"You pervert!" Larxene frowned. "You actually think I'd walk around the castle without..."
Marluxia peeked and said, "Oh... hahaha sorry. Very dirty thought."
Marluxia ran outta the room with his hair caught on fire again from the electricity. Marluxia bumped into Saix and the fire went out. "Great flower power!" Marluxia shouted after he hit the floor hard enough.
Saix was on the floor. "Great flower power?"
"Never mind," Marluxia said. "It meant 'great scott.'"
"Idiot..." Saix mumbled.
Marluxia felt like slapping Saix. "Meeep."
"Is that an actual word?" Saix coldly stared Marluxia down.
A big, fat sweat mark appeared above Marluxia's head. "Have you no sense of humor!?"
"Humor is not in my vocabulary..." Saix's eyelids lowered.
"You look so cuddly..." Marluxia put his arm around Saix. "That you could be the abominable snowman!" Saix stared at Marluxia seriously. "Sorry... just a thought." Marluxia said.
"AXEL!!" A voice rang across the hallway.
"Shoot!" Marluxia smacked himself on the forehead. "I still haven't finished my wake-up duty! And today it's my rounds!! What time is it? AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!! IT'S ALMOST 7 ALREADY!! NOOOO" Marluxia saw Luxord. "Were you the one shouting Axel's name down the hall?"
"YES!" Luxord sobbed. "He burnt my favorite card. ACE!"
"Aw," Marluxia held up the burnt card. "It'll do fine in repairing and all..." The card crumbled to ashes. "Then again..." Marluxia looked to the side.
Axel walked into the room, "That's what you get Luxord! You gambled with my life last week!"
"I'll do it again if I have to!" Luxord leaped into the air and just like a pro wrestler, knocked down Axel.
They were both wrestling on the floor. "Umm..." Marluxia walked to the side and slowly out of the room.
Marluxia quickly knocked on Zexion's door. "Hello?" Marluxia called.
The door opened just a creak and a deep blue-silver eye was staring at Marluxia.
"Yes?" A deep voice spoke. Marluxia turned pale and passed out. He woke up to see Zexion staring at him. Marluxia screamed like a little girl. "What!?" Zexion asked. "Is it my deep voice?"
"No," Marluxia was breathing hard. "It's not that..."
"What?" Zexion's eyelids lowered.
"YOU!" Marluxia pointed at Zexion. "ARE STILL IN YOUR PAJAMAS!"
Demyx was walking down the hall, hugging onto his stereo when he saw Marluxia fly all the way across the hall and hit the wall. "Meep..." Demyx hugged his stereo. "Stereo... $199.99... Kingdom Hearts... $10.95... Marluxia flying across the hallway... priceless."
"Squeeeeee..." Marluxia mumbled. "Meep... what did I do to deserve this?"
"You insulted Zexion," Demyx sucked his thumb. "Meehehee."
"Come back here you little immature twerp!" Marluxia howled. Demyx laughed childishly as he ran out of the scene. Marluxia said, "Let's see... Laxeaus, Vexen, Xaldin, Xigbar, Xemnas... only five more people to go!"
Marluxia ran up to Laxeaus' room. "Laxeaus?! You home?!"
"One and two and three!" a lady's voice said inside his room.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!" Marluxia's hair flew upward. "OH MY... OH MY!!!" Marluxia swung the door open to see Laxeaus exercising in front of the tv. Marluxia's eyes widened as he thought, "PHEW!"
"Hi Marx!" Laxeaus winked as he lifted a heavy weight.
"UHHHH..." Marluxia mumbled.
"Something wrong?" Laxeuas asked.
"UMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!" Marluxia's hair flew upward again.
"You thought a lady was in my room, didn't you?" Laxeaus knew all of Marluxia's inner thoughts.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!!" Marluxia was screaming by now. "UMMMMM!!! NO! I DIDN'T THINK THAT AT ALL!! HAHAHAHAHA!! NICE TO SEE YOU'RE AWAKE. GOTTA WAKE UP EVERYBODY ELSE!! AHAHAHA"
Marluxia ran out of the room.
Laxeaus opened the closet door. "You can come out now."
Larxene jumped out of the closet. "Why did you lock me in there!?"
"Marluxia would get the wrong message," Laxeaus nodded.
"Right..." Larxene laughed.
Marluxia was panting, gripping onto the wall, right beside Vexen's room. "Oh man... I can't believe I embarrassed myself like that!" A huge green explosion came from inside Vexen's room. "What the..." Marluxia's eyes widened again. An evil, maniac laugh came from inside the room. "I don't think I wanna know..." Marluxia gasped. "Better hurry before Vexen shows up and--"
"Marluxia!" Vexen smiled broadly. "Boy, am I glad you're here!"
"Oh no..." Marluxia's eyes were huge. "DON'T USE ME FOR ANOTHER EXPERIMENT!! REMEMBER WHAT HAPPENED LAST TIME?!"
A flashback:
Marluxia: You sure this is safe? (pokes machine)
Vexen: Yes! Just walk inside and you will come out as your true self!
Marluxia: Ok! (runs inside) (big explosion)
Vexen: YES!! YES!!
Marluxia: (a flower) O.O
Vexen: ... what the...
Reality:
Vexen smiled, "It won't be like last time! Trust me!"
"Yeah right!" Marluxia pouted.
"Come in! Come in!" Vexen dragged Marluxia in.
"No, this isn't a good idea!" Marluxia looked at all the technical, dim lights and stuff. "Trust me! You don't want to do it!"
Vexen walked to a machine. "Nonesense! You'll be fine."
Marluxia waved a white flag. "I'm sorry for whatever I did to you in our childhood!"
Vexen was pressing a few buttons and pulling a few levers. "Come on, Marluxia, it'll be fun to use you as my..."
"GUINEA PIG!" Marluxia shouted. "I feel like one!"
"Sure you do..." Vexen took out an injector that had a huge needle with some pink liquid inside. Marluxia gasped. "This won't hurt a bit..." Vexen walked towards him. Marluxia was on the floor shrieking. Vexen held up the needle and injected the liquid into his own arm. "OW!"
"Umm..." Marluxia stared.
"See? That wasn't so bad!" Vexen smiled.
Marluxia was gripping onto some thick wires on the floor. Vexen did a very evil laugh. "What was that supposed to do?" Marluxia gulped.
"It triggers something..." Vexen glared evilly at the injector. "It's kind of hard to explain. Once injected into the bloodstream, the fluid will slowly make its way to the heart... and once it's in, it'll inject its power into the blood cells that are fresh in the heart... and I will become my true self!"
"Not this true self stuff again!" Marluxia ducked.
"No," Vexen turned around. "What I need from you is something simple..."
"What?" Marluxia gasped.
"I want you to walk into THAT machine." Vexen pointed to a huge machine.
"NO!" Marluxia backed up against a wall. "That's the same machine that turned me into a flower!"
"Eh," Vexen smiled. "I worked out all the bugs."
"You sure?" Marluxia put the hood over his head.
"100 percent sure!" Vexen winked. "Now, let's get started to see if my experiment works..."
Marluxia walked past all these potions and stuff. Finally he stepped inside the giant machine. "Ok!" Vexen said as he pressed a button and a huge glass shield covered the machine. "I've provided oxygen in your prison... in a few mere moments, I will start adding the gas."
"Gas!?!" Marluxia shouted. "I DON'T WANNA BE POISONED!"
"Just trust in me..." Vexen grinned. "MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
"Hey, I don't like that kind of laugh!" Marluxia noticed he left his pink scythe on the floor so he couldn't break the glass if anything went wrong.
"YOU TRICKED ME!!! IF SOMETHING GOES WRONG..."
"Nothing will go wrong!" Vexen winked. "Everything is all right. I'm a good scientist."
"I always thought that..." Marluxia smiled. "Until you turned me into a flower."
"Stop thinking about the past," Vexen acted very calm as if concentrating on something. "Anitiating gas..."
"Man..." Marluxia sat down on the floor like a helpless guinea pig.
"It's coming!" Vexen looked up as a contraption started working up this pink gas. "IT'S WORKING!!"
Marluxia looked up and said, "Good-bye... Organization XIII..."
The pink gas flooded into the glass container as Vexen laughed evilly. "Now let's see..." Vexen looked down at the keyboard and back at the computer screen. "Marluxia's heart beat is stable... his breathing rate is normal. everything is going smoothly as planned." Suddenly screaming was heard inside the container. "What!?" Vexen checked Marluxia's meters. "Everything's fine! Why is Marluxia panicking?!" Vexen looked at the computer screen then back at the container. "Just stay calm, Marluxia! If your heart beat accelerates, then you're in danger!"
Marluxia shouted, "IT'S SCARY... I SEE GHOSTS IN HERE!"
"What?" Vexen had a sweat mark above his head. "Those are just clouds of gas..."
"No, they're not!!" Marluxia screamed. "I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!!"
Vexen said, "Okay! It's finished!! I just provided the amount of gas for you to start developing" Vexen shut off the machine and the gas cleared out.
"DEVELOPING!?" Marluxia shouted. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT YOU PSYCHOTIC SCIENTIST!?!"
"Is 'idiot' a noun?" Vexen pondered. "Ah, I was never too good in English... hahaha."
"Just shut up and tell me what that was supposed to do!" Marluxia frowned.
"I fixed the bugs from before... all it was supposed to do this time was reveal your true form." Vexen smiled. "Everything went smoothly... if you changed pyshically then it'd show on the screen... if you changed mentally it'd also show on the screen... the only thing that changed was... um, nothing yet."
Marluxia's eyes widened, "Then I think your screen is broken."
"What?!" Vexen ran up to the glass and tried to peer through the pink gas that was almost cleared. "How can that be!?" Marluxia was seen... "Nothing changed!" Vexen said. "I have failed..."
"YOU PSYCHOTIC IDIOT!" Marluxia blushed. "I'M A WOMAN!"
"OH MY GOSH!" Vexen put his hand over his mouth. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!"
"It's not funny!" Marluxia awkwardly stood as he... er, she wasn't used to this. "CHANGE ME BACK TO HOW I WAS!!"
Vexen was laughing to hard to hear Marluxia. "I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS!! LAXEAUS!! ZEXION!! LARXENE!! AXEL!! YOU GOTTA SEE THIS!!"
Running was heard from the hallways. "NOO!!" Marluxia blushed. "YOU SICKOS" All of the Organization XIII was there and they were laughing their heads off. "EWW!! NOOO!" Marluxia backed up against the glass. "AAHHH!!"
Roxas picked up his pink scythe. "Now you can hold this and nobody will think you're gay" Everybody laughed their heads off. "AAAAAHHH!! ROXAS! ONCE I'M BACK TO NORMAL, YOU'RE THE FIRST ONE ON MY LIST!!!" Marluxia shouted.
After Marluxia was back to normal, he walked out of Vexen's room, "THAT'S THE LAST TIME I'M TRUSTING YOU!"
Marluxia walked into Xaldin's room and slammed the door. "Have a nice day." Vexen winked.
Marluxia walked up to Xaldin, "Wake up call... Oh yeah, everybody's already awake now, huh?"
"Yeah," Xaldin said. "So, it's like 7:30 AM now... you're super late."
"AAAAAAAHHHHH!!" Marluxia ran out of the room. "I'M 30 MINUTES LATE!!!"
"So am I!" Xaldin took off running with Vexen and Marluxia.
"Why are you following me!?" Marluxia blushed.
"I'm also late, you idiot!" Vexen shouted.
"Is 'idiot' a noun?" Xaldin pondered
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I made this story sometime last year so the vocabulary is a little strange... Many people say it's hilarious, but I personally think babysitting Roxas, my other story, is funnier. What do you think? R & R! Thank you!
Marluxia: I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TURNED ME INTO A WOMAN!
Me: O.o Hey, it was requested by many.
Marluxia: GRAAHHH I'D RATHER BE GAY!!
Me: ... You are gay.
Marluxia: ...
Demyx: No, he's not. He just has issues with liking furry pink things.
Me: ... true. o.O Is that a barbie doll?
Marluxia: O.O NO!
Demyx: LEMME SEE THAT!!
Marluxia: NOOOOOO!!
Demyx: O.O Hey, you have Ken and Barbie!
Marluxia: . Shut up!
Me: O.O That is just messed up...
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