In the library sat Sasuke. He was really fat and fugly cuz he knver new wut he was doin, and he was eatn to many tomats on that thing.

Then the library lady came and beat him atop the hed for eatin the tomatots in the libra when you aren't suppose to hav food or drink in the library. So Sasuke got smacked out da the window and went flying into Sasuke crash into the window of Sakura house. The pink hair kunoichi looked at Sasuke and then squl like a pig, wich was wird cuz Sakura wuz always sayin that Ino wz the one who was a man bear pig.

Anyway Sakura was squaled cuz Sasuke wuz in the house so Sakua mom came up and beat the shit out of da Uchiha. It was a long and epic battle but Sakura changed sides at the end cuz she didn't want her mom to kill Sasuke-kun. So Sakura mom died by getting stabbed in the back by Sakura with a kuni.

SO that happen.

Then Sakura help Sasuke out n dey started makin out on Sakura mom corpse cuz they were dirty and nasty and they like to get dun like that. They had hot steamy bloody sex n both of dem liked it. N everyone wuz okay wit it even though they were only like 12 year old. Fuckin prvrts.

Neway afta Sakura and Sasuke had da sex they went downstairs to go tell Sakura dad they was getting married, only they had to kill him too cuz Sakura dad didn't want him marrying that fat Uchiha fuck who ate too many tomats. After killin him, Sasuke revealed that it was all a Genjutsu and Sakura screamed cuz she realized she was nvr in love with Sasuke too begin with, and it was all mind control shit. Sasuke told Sakura ta shut up and fuck him but she wasn't haven none of dat no more so he had ta kill her too. And then the Haruno family was dead.

So then Sasuke decided that Sakura was too uglah anyway, so he went back to the library to shit on the librarian lady and get skinny. Then when he was back in his sxy bod he teleported to Ino house and put everyone in another mnd control jutsu. Then he took Ino out back and got murried so he cud make beaufitul blond babehs.

The End.