ICEBLOK STORI UF A LIEF TIMES PT: 1

1DAYE THER WUZ A MAN CALD ICEBLOK CLOCK BUT No1 LIKD HIM BECUZ HE WAS TOTALEY GAETY BUT 4SOME RESON HE WUZ KEPT ARODUN MELTDING SLWEOLY AWAE AT T3H EVR DIYING CLOK KREW ADN CAUSNGI RUCKUS THRUGHOUET THE ALDN

NEWAY 1DAY HE DECDIKD TO MELT OVR ON TO DA SHADES GAGN

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ADN HE WUZ CHILLIN

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EVRY1 LUVD HIM BECUZ EVERYNOE TEHR ARS IS A BUNCEH OF TAELTNETLES HACKS WHO LEIK TO HAK TEHR OWEN SIET ADN BRAG 2 EVERY1 ABEOUT HOWE UNHAKABLE THERI OWEN SIET SI

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NEWAY HE METDL ADN MELTD UNTIL HSI MELTDERER WUZ SORE

Of course! The answer was so clear how could he have not seen his before!

HE WUZ A FAGIT SO HE TUK A BLOW TOERCH TO HSI HEAD ADN WETN TO

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ADN KILD HIMSELF BY PEEING BRIKS UNTLI HSI PEE PEE WUZ SOR

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