The Son walked into a room, where he was greeted by a huge bear.

"WHAT'S THAT A BEAR?!"

The bear turned around to him, and adjusted his tie.

"Only you can prevent forest fires-"

The Son shot him and he exploded like a piƱata filled with chunky salsa.

"GOTTA GET A GRIP!"

The Son proceeded to the next floor of the building, where a Zebra rolled in on rollerskates through the windows.

"OH NO IT'S A ZEBRA CROSSING!"

"My Little Pony is the most horrible show ever created by human beings," said the Zebra.

The Son threw a golf club at her and she imploded.

"GOTTA GET A GRIP!"

The Son continued on, where he found a giant tiger with a box of cereal.

"TIGERS ARE DANGEROUS ANIMALS!"

"Have you tried out the new frosted flakes?" the Tiger asked. "They're grrreat!"

The Son clicked on something on the background and the Tiger burst into flame.

"GOTTA GET A GRIP!"

The Son reached the roof, where two ducks with a goat's body blocked his passage.

"NOT THE GEESE!"

"Sir, could we interest you in some penis enlarging techniques?" the first Swan said.

The Son hit them with a fire ax and they took off from the building by using their long necks as helicopter blades.

"GOTTA GET A GRIP!"

The Son then jumped off the building.


When he woke up, he was sitting next to a man wearing a chicken mask.

"So, how about that ending, huh?"