Death Note (Light on crack) Death Note (Light on crack)

No I don't own death note even thought I want toLight: yo Ryuzaki.

L: What is it light?

Light: IDK

L: Why did you call me then?

Light: I don't know got bored.

L: WOW. Light have you been smoking crack?

Light: NO (Hiding crack)

L: Dude there is someone coming at you with a fork I think you should run.

Light: OMG IT'S A FORK!!

Dude with fork: LIGHT I KNOW YOUR KIRA!!

Light: WHATS A KIRA?!

Dude with fork: You are Light Yagami right?

Light: YES I AM LIGHT YAGAMI!!

Dude with fork waking away

Light: FORK!! (Light jumping on dude with fork)

L: And kids that is why you should not do durgs.