Denied.

Denied.

Denied.

Levi looked through a small file in the neatly organized closet of Erwin's home office. They have been denied three times now, hopefully today would not make it number four. He and his husband Erwin have been desperately wanting to start a family. Being married for three years now they had everything in order their jobs, living situation and relationship there is no reason why they shouldn't get a fucking child. He furrowed his brow beyond irritated.

"Smile and nod." He grumbled to himself knowing that he had to be friendly since being able to hold your shit together during the interview was part of the evaluation.

While on the inside all he wanted to do was ram a knife up 'that' social worker's ass and just steal a child, since they insisted on making this damn shit impossible.

"Levi?" Erwin called peaking his head his office, he sighed immediately picking up that Levi was stressing over this appointment.

His expression looked more irritated that normal, the stress lines on his forehead seem to have gather reinforcements. He couldn't help but sigh kneeling beside his husband offering a comforting peck on the cheek.

"It will go our way this time." Erwin reassured him, Levi glanced up consumed by the alluring aroma therapy of lover's cologne.

With that a soft smile graced Levi's otherwise annoyed face. Sending a playfully nudge Erwin's way the source of his irritation vanished. That was until a casually glanced at his Rolex which sent his 'are you fucking kidding me' meter up into the stratosphere. He scurried to his feet grabbing his wallet off the corner end of the mahogany desk.

"If we are late I will assure you won't be able to shit for a month." His voice was a dry grumble as if he couldn't be bother with anything else in this world.

Erwin glared at how well those tight jeans hugged his ass, while Levi walked towards the door leaving the blonde utterly confused shaking his head.

"But I was the one waiting for you!" Erwin he turned around quickly but ended up bashing his forehead on the closet door, collapsing to the floor.

Levi could hear a loud bash followed by a series of explicit phrases as Erwin grumbled cursing the door for being in his way, Levi listened as each step drew closer to the mudroom.

"Not one word." Erwin grumbled walking pass him watching as Levi covered his mouth to prevent rouge snickers from escaping his lips.

'Klutz.' He thought watching Erwin who was trying to play it cool. The ride to the adoption agency was a tense one, neither of them really talking. They were going to have their filed scrutinized 'that' prissy worker once more. Levi tapped nervously on the dashboard waiting for the light to change green.
Erwin smirked glancing at his lover he on the other hand, was not nervous. All he had to worry about was not:

Falling
Tripping
Sliding
Tumbling
Bumping into things
Crashing into things
Crashing the car into things
Being crashed into

Or anything else that involved him complying to the laws of gravity and him ending up on the ground.

Levi watched as typical city dwellers raced pass them, spotting a child every so often he had to reject thoughts of kidnapping children and raising them as his own, his therapist appointment was next week he had to contain such deviant thoughts at least until after this appointment. Sighing with great dread Erwin pulled up to the agency. With a bored gazed Levi stared at his surroundings, big ass building surrounded by big ass tress's everything within a 5 kilometer radius of this place just mocked how short he was.

"Tsk." He groaned stepping out of the car blinded by the big ass sun obnoxiously barely its blazing body.

"We get it you're hot!" He yelled at the sun, then paused at awkwardly remembering angry outburst were not socially acceptable as a couple pass byers gave him a concerned look and hurried along.

"Whose hot Le-

Crash

Erwin didn't even have a chance to finish his sentence as he stepped out of the car tripping on air tumbling onto the asphalt. Levi slammed the door rushing to his lover's aid who immediately dusted himself off and quicken his walking pace to the main entrance pretending nothing happened.

"I saw that!" Levi yelled.

"No you did not!" Erwin yelled back thankful Hanji was not here for she had a journal solely dedicated to the number of incidence he would have in a day.

Levi chuckled chasing after him thanking the heavenly father that Erwin decided to use the elevator instead of the stairs because he's the type of person that managed to trip up the stairs. Once again the nerves began to set in, Levi wanted this a lot more than Erwin and was mentally unable to handle the devastation of being rejected for a 4th time. He was nearly in his thirty's and has everything but a child and his body erm mind was more than ready to thrust forward and taste the cream of parenthood.

"Levi, there is no reason for us to be denied we fill all the qualification to be approved this time, set your nerves at ease." Erwin's voice was so warm and inviting as he pulled Levi to his side kissing his head.

Levi leaned into his warm touch once again appreciating his choice of cologne it aroused his senses this and Erwin's soothing words helped make Levi's uneasiness subside. This time Erwin was the one that meticulously reviewed all the documents and had no issues admitting that allowing Levi to do it the last three times was his mistake. With the ding of the chrome elevator doors sliding open he laced his fingers with Levi's and led him to the office. Erwin confidently pulled Levi along smiling at the receptionist that dropped her pen seeing Erwin assertively walk up to the desk. Then rested his firm forearm on his desk leaning in slightly, with a cockily smile playing on his already smoldering hot features.

"H-How may I help you sir." She stuttered taken back but his overpowering sexiness that seemed to ooze off his person.

"We are here to see Mrs. Miner." Erwin said lowly in a raspy voice, his uke couldn't help but smile as her eyes screamed 'I want to have your babies!' Levi cleared his throat snapping her back into reality.

'Any longer and her pussy juices would have impregnated that chair.' He rolled his eyes seriously considering if mailing this women some of Erwin's semen would be considered socially acceptable or just plain perverted. He made a mental note to ask Erwin later.
Stepping into the office they were greeted by the HBIC (Head bitch in charge) this was the same lady that denied them the last three times. The second she saw them sit down in the two orange velvet chairs in front of her cluttered desk she scoffed. Levi's eye twitched with annoyance he began grumbling contemplating if stapling a piece of paper to someone's forehead claiming he saw a bug, was a strong enough case to not be charged with assault. Luckily Erwin noticed the building tension resting his firm hand on his thigh.

"It's alright." He whispered not wanting Levi's tendencies to spoil their chances before the interview began.

She looked through their file without a word flipping through the pages, her pursed lips folded inwards as she chewed the bottom one eating the cracked and flaky skin. Levi analysed her very being, certain that woman get progressively uglier with age. But this women ho ho ho was a special case and large reinforcement to why he continued to happily suck penis. She was foul, not in smell but in appearance. He body was fat and pudgy showing no signs of restrain.
'God please guide that chair to a painless death because it did not ask for this life.' Levi silently prayed pitying the chair, but was certain that stealing her chair saying he was going give it a better life would more than likely get him in trouble. His attention turned to Erwin since it wasn't like there was anything better to look at.

'Staring at Erwin's hand craved body, the soft blonde baby hairs that refused to assimilate with the other pushed back hairs, or even how his pants were tight in the crotch area giving you a general understanding of the mad heat this bitch was packing. Now this awkward boner could have been prevented if the HBIC wasn't too cheap to decorate the walls with anything.' Levi thought frowning folding his legs so it was no longer noticeable. He lip curled in disgust as he stared at her hair that was dyed and styled nicely, most of it pulled back and out of her face but her ends…forget having split ends those strands of hair were divorced. Lastly her face ugh is just caked with make up which protruded 2cm off her face I honestly want to tell her to start using a brush that didn't judge her.' He thought his inner queer unimpressed within the contents of his mind.

"So the last time you were here was an issue with your financial situation, I see that is fixed." She crocked her voice monotone and unimpressed making this meeting that much harder to bare.

"We have gone over the application carefully and filled all the criteria's to be deemed suitable candidates to be matched with a child. The issues that prevented us from being considered are resolved, so it is to my understanding there is no reason for us to be denied a fourth time." Erwin said sternly glaring into the pits of her murky soul he was right and he knew it. Levi felt his patience running thin as she scanned through their file for a third in complete in utter silence.

'Damn it bitch, if it says Erwin and Levi Smith the first time guess what? It will say Erwin and Levi Smith the next 30 times, this ain't some Houdini shit quit wasting our time.' He furrowed his eyebrow before rubbing his eyes to stop it from going into shock from twitching.

"Well there is one reason…" She began with a stoic look on her uptight face more than likely frozen from Botox. Erwin expression remained unfazed as he waited for her to continue.

"There are no concerns with your application but I have a problem with gay parents adopting children.

For your choice of sexual orientation may influence the child later in life and two men cannot supply a child with the maternal care they need." She folded her hands over her pudgy stomach her jacket tighten and creased up in the shoulder area.

"How about you repeat that." Levi snapped, that was it. He was done using restraint.

He shut his mouth and allowed Erwin to talk but this was something he was physically unable to tolerant. It was now clear, she was giving them the run around not because they weren't worthy to be anointed with a heavenly gift of a child. Nooooo. This fat bitch wanted to make this as difficult as possible because their gayness offended her.

"Bitch it not contagious." Levi snarled.

"Levi!" Erwin turned looking at him in disbelief, Levi gave him the 'she started it' look.

"E-excuse me." she stuttered taken aback, unable to process the profanity being projected angrily at her.

"Two men can raise a child just fine regardless of whether their parent's pisses sitting down or standing up. It does not negatively impact their transition through the development stages. Further fucking more nobody chooses to be gay, why the blood soaked protestant hell would anyone knowingly choose to deal with the hardship of being gay when it's a lot fucking easier to be straight?!" Levi yelled but it came out more as a vicious snarl like a beast baring its fangs before the kill.

The lady was aghast unable to speak, she just fumbled with her words trying to regain her snobby composure.

"Well I never! And you think I will approve you after that outburst-"

"Actually I feel you will." Erwin cut her off as he raised his hand interrupting her.

"For it is now in your best interest to approve us."

"I can't see how." She huffed sitting up fixing her jacket.

"Not only was your comment offensive and based on your personal opinion, it does not reflect the company's belief. Also discrimination is not reasonable ground for denial. Especially when there is nothing else that would warrant concern resulting in us being unsuitable to care for a child. However if you so choose to still deny us knowing this, please correct me if I am mistaken but…." Erwin paused chuckling his before bringing his clutched fist to his face coughing lowly.

"Using discrimination as reason for the denial of a client is reasonable ground for termination." Erwin smirked as his eyes brow rose waiting for her response. It did not matter what she said next either way, they won.

There was a long pause, an awkward pause, nothing was said it was just a matter of how long it would take for her to clue into the current situation. Her deadpan look gradually faded and a forced a smiled replaced it. Clearing her throat she used a napkin to wipe the nervous sweat off her forehead smearing off some of her excessive foundation.

'Look what you have done now, you are gonna be walking around with an uneven blotch of skin for the rest of the day damn it.' Levi huffed sending death raves at the blotch.

'Now it's like a sole clean patch surrounded in filth, if you're gonna be dirty…be consistently dirty.' He continued grumbling like a widow in absolute disgust at the very sight before him.

"Congratulations you are approved you will be receiving a call in the next week about being paired with a child." She smiled stamping their file.

"Let me see." Levi said cold trying to hide his excitement at least until he was in the elevator, she handed it to him as he scanned it over needing to fully process the miracle of telling off a snobby bitch and it working in his favour.

It big red inked letters the document read.

APPROVED.

I wanted to put a spin on their personality and add some faults to make them… normalish people (it is clear something is off about Levi. Anyway it short I was aiming for 2000 words but this seems like a good spot to leave it at. Moral of the story discriminating will get you shut down by the tag team embodiment of sexiness, curtsy of the Shengeki no Kyojin cast. I have not written in a good year so yes I am rusty but bear with me I got a lot of funny shit I plan on incorporating.