Not Denial Part 2, but I saw this prompt online and was like AHHH YESS
(P.S. I shouldn't be writing I should be cleaning the hell out of everything what am I doing)
"All I'm asking is that you keep your stupid dragon drawings on your side."
His dragon drawings were not stupid. In fact, the one she had found had been a Deadly Nadder, one that was actually based off his best friend. And Astrid had no right to insult it, especially since it hadn't been on her side.
"You liar! That was on my side. You know what was also on my side? Your stupid soccer ball!"
He saw her flame up, saw puffs of breath escape from her nose. If she was a cartoon character, she'd be turning red right now. Not to mention punch him in the face if it wouldn't land her in jail.
"Just shut up, Henry!"
"Why don't you?"
Astrid flung her hands into the air, before making a choking motion with them. With a final glare, she turned around and dropped onto her bed, taking out her laptop.
Hiccup glared right back, knowing she was way too used to walking all over people. Someone needed to bring Astrid Hofferson down a peg or two. He got out his phone and sat on his own bed, sighing and relaxing against the pillow.
Roommates. He'd wanted a roommate. Well, he'd gotten one, and she was the most horrible, mean, rude person he'd ever met.
Honestly, why couldn't she be more like Stormfly?
Speaking of her, his phone buzzed, and he grinned and opened up the chat.
Stormfly: Argh, my roommate's being annoying.
He snorted. Oh, she thought she had it bad? He'd like to see her meet Astrid, and live to tell the tale.
NightFury: Same
Nightfury: Only worse
Nightfury: I cant stand her
NightFury: Shes annoying
Stormfly: You know what I can't stand?
NightFury is typing…
Stormfly: The fact that you have no regard for grammar, babe.
NightFury: Vaccums that dont clean carpets?
NightFury: Oh
Stormfly: XD XD XD
Stormfly: Dork.
Stormfly: Such a mom friend.
NightFury: I am not a mom friend miss
NightFury: Why cant i be a dad friend
Five feet away from him, Astrid laughed out loud. He shot her a quick glance, wondering what she was doing.
Stormfly is typing…
NightFury: Help i think my roomie is laughing at mw
NightFury: *me
Stormfly: You're a mom friend because I say you are. Suck it up.
Stormfly: Your roomie and me would get along
NightFury: …
Stormfly: What?
NightFury: Its your roomie and I
NightFury: Grammar child
Stormfly: Did you just tell me to use grammar?
NightFury is typing…
Stormfly: I will end you.
NightFury: That i did milady
NightFury: Nooo dont end me
Stormfly is typing...
NightFury: I like me
NightFury: SO ARE WE MEETING UP OR NOT
Stormfly: I'll end you anyways.
Stormfly: YES.
NightFury: Yay
NightFury: Also rude
Stormfly: Gah, I'm so excited. And I'll be away from my horrible roommate nighmare.
NightFury: I bet hes really dashing and you just have a crush
Stormfly: What happened to what WE had?
NightFury: Your cheating on me
Stormfly: Cause you set me up.
NightFury is typing…
Stormfly: I bet your roommate is really hot too
NightFury: No shes not
NightFury: Not as pretty as youuu milady
Stormfly: Ever a flirt.
He smiled at the screen. They had acknowledged that they liked each other a while back, without seeing each other even once. He didn't know if that counted as online dating, because they didn't refer to each other as boyfriend and girlfriend or anything. It was just innocent flirting. But he wanted to meet her. Badly. And tomorrow, he'd get his wish. Stormfly was going to meet him in a small cafe only a block away.
NightFury: Seriously though
NightFury: Storm
NightFury: Im excited
Stormfly: Me too :)
And with that he put his phone down and closed his eyes. He heard Astrid sigh disappointedly at something but she didn't put her laptop away; she just kept on going. Knowing very well he'd get in trouble, he got up and closed the lights.
Astrid's head snapped up. "Turn it back on, Haddock."
"No. You have laptop light," he grumbled, "night is a time for sleep. I have a date tomorrow."
"So do I. It's not my fault you're a lazy loser who can't be bothered to turn off his own alarm. And laptop light isn't very healthy."
"Then turn it off," he snapped, making his way back to the bed.
She snarled and picked up her laptop, making her way into the living room.
Good riddance.
Hiccup was meeting Stormfly tomorrow, and he was happy. He would not let Astrid mess up his good mood.
Part 2? Probably.
