Twister

A/n: Yeah, I just thought that the idea would be funny, but I know that the story itself isn't. But please read and tell me what to work on. And feel free to take the idea if you can think of a way to make it better. Yes, yes, I know, gasp gasp. Just please tell me before you use it, so I can look for it.

Oh, and I do not own Bella, Jacob, Edward, or Twister...but I own the leather couch! Evil laugh

"Right hand red," Bella stated, with a devious smirk as Jacob moved his right hand from the yellow circle to the red one. The struggle to keep balanced was harsh, but both Edward and Jacob kept up right, glaring at each other, competitively.

Bella bit her lip to keep from laughing, and spinned the needle, again. "Left foot green." She bit harder at her lip, but couldn't hold in a laugh as Edward's left foot jumped from yellow to green. Ah, she was thinking with her smirk still in place, I love this idea!

Bella was sitting an old leather couch, and Edward and Jacob were on the floor, trying to play twister without touching each other...that wasn't working out to well. "Quit touching me!" they both yelled at the same time at the most recent brush against each other' s left leg.

Jacob and Edward continued to fight like cats and dogs; "You're the one who touched me! It was your turn, and your leg touched mine!"

"Quit being so childish, dog face, and quit accusing me of things that were your fault!"

Bella sighed, knowing that it would take awhile for them to stop. So, five minutes passed by, and the werewolf and vampire were still in place, and still arguing. Bella had had enough.

"Quit fighting, the both of you! The one who wins this becomes...eh...The King Of Twister!" she declared with a serious expression. The idea was stupid, and even she had to hide a grimace at the childishness of it. Jacob and Edward, however, were motivated to win, and started the glaring and game.

Bella sighed, and rolled her eyes, lazily spinning the spinning needle, and voiced the out come. This continued way in to the night, and neither Jacob nor Edward had lost yet, and she was getting tired.

"Red hand right," Bella mumbled, sleepily. Jacob obeyed in the right order. But, oh no! His hand had slipped, and the game was over, and he was on top of Edward Cullen, in a most perverted position.

The crash had woken Bella up, and she fell to the floor laughing as she saw two mortal enemies on top of each other in complete and utter shock.

Shock turned to anger for the both of them, and the pushed off each other, and started yelling. "What the hell?" Jacob shouted, angry for loosing, and pissed for being on top of Edward. "You're the one who fell!" Edward shot back, triumphant from his win, but deadly angry over the werewolf on him.

"Quit fighting, you two! That was as funny as hell, and you both know it! Edward is the King Of Twister, and Jacob gets a special hug for almost winning!" They both looked at Bella, and their anger died away, and they both smiled. "Sleepy Time!"

a/n: yeah, I know it was short and I know that it was suckish, but it's 5 in the morning and I'm sleepy and I can't sleep. So, yeah, like I said before, you have my written permission to take the idea if you want, and make it your own story, so long as you tell me about it so I can read it!

With much love,

Loopy Lini Cakes