Beyond a dark forest there stood a stronghold, with its back up against a mountain. It was fortified with soldiers and archers, with watchmen and bouncers. Checking who came in and who came out with any doubt of its security for you see was under lock and key.
But not for this cool cat. He jumped from tree to tree, no leave fell and no branch moved as he danced his way to the fortress.
Clade in a black ninja uniform with chainmail underneath his suit and twin katana's crisscrossed on his back, the masked crusader reached the final tree before the clearing where the fortress was held.
He jumped up into the air and back flipped onto the very tip of the tree using only his incredible toe strength to cling to it. He scanned the court yard off the fortress and saw almost all of its solider lined up listening with great diligence to Admiral Zhao's' speech about how he captured the young avatar. The masked man pulled a map from his ninja back pocket and read it looking for the prisoner's cell area. The map however was just a two dimensional crude drawing of the fortress that looked like it was drawn by a child in crayon.
When in fact it was a two dimensional map drawn in crayon by a child from the nearby Fire Nation colony, when his father had brought him to Take Your Child to Work Day.
"Uh" he grunted in dissatisfaction "this is what I get for a map I got for half a sack of fire flacks. There isn't even a moat or happy faced sun out here. This is map must be out of date."
He stuffed the map back in his pocket and jumped into the sky, and when I saw jump I mean he jumped big time right over the front gates passed the court yard and over the tower which was held in the center of the fortes and land just behind it. Without so much as making a sound…and his legs didn't get smashed from the impact and go up is butt hole because of his mad ninja skills.
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He ran down a hall way, which leads to the next hall way, which held the hostage. He looked over the corner and saw a single skull plated solider guarding the way.
As the guard turned around, facing the opposite direction the masked intruder used quick steps to sneak right up to the guardsmen. He only had one shot to make this work.
With one hand he grabbed the guard's helmet and yanked it off. Before the guard could even speak the man in black used his free hand to cover the guard's mouth. He pulled his other arm back and bashed the guard in the head with his own helmet.
"ha ha" he laughed in a quiet tone "knocked out by your own helmet classic". He trough the helmet into the wall and watched it bounce and roll down the next hall way. He climbed up the wall and hung on to the celling waiting to see if the coast was clear.
A few moments later a second guard came in and ran over to his fallen comrade. As he bent over to examine the other solider, a sneaking shadow descended behind him. The other guard felt something behind him and turned around only to get sucker punched in the face.
The clanking sound of the fallen solider had been more than enough noise for two more guards to come ,this time the masked man didn't have enough to hide as they came.
Shocked both soldier's entered a basic fire bending stance and struck. The flames consumed the hall way and left nothing in their path not even body.
That's because the body was very much alive and behind them. With their backs turned the warrior of shadows pulled out his twin katanas driving them with enough thrust into gap between the solders helmet and body armor and right out of their respected Adams apples. With blood gushing everywhere, and the guards choking on metal. They fell to their knees and died. "Spirits, I wish I had something for this, ah death by forged manhood, no that's stupid" he shook his blades and placed them back upon his back.
Running into the next hall way not wanting to play hide and go stab a hotman damn that's what he should have said. He got there just as the last guard was about to literally blow the horn. But he never got a chance as the black clad warrior throw a ninja star at his hand knocking the horn away. The guard recovered and launched a fire strike at his opponent. But using his awesome ninja jumping action the ninja jumped over the stream landed right in front of the guard and punched K.O.'d him right in the face as he did the first one.
Rummaging through the guards person he found the door keys and opened the door he entered and closed the door behind him. I just wrote door three times, four times
He was immediately greatened by a chained avatar staring straight at him, looking like he was about to shit himself. The ninja smiled beneath his mask and decide to mess with the young airbender.
"AHHHH!" he screamed in a freighting way
"AHHH!" the avatar yelled back in fright
"AHHHH!"
"AHHHHH"
"Why are you yelling?" the masked man asked
Aang looked at him still frightful given his screaming and ghoulish appearance "you..you yelled first"
"I didn't yell I screamed, I never greeted anyone with a scream before so I decided to try it. But, it's not for me. It's always important to try new things avatar."
"ahhhh" was all Anng could say back
"Like take this for example, you were captured and chained to two flaming pillars is that something that you find you'd like to mold into your life style"
"n..no?" Aang said back looking at the stranger and his unusual appearance he couldn't help ask "who are you?"
"Who am I, who am I!". The masked man said while pointing at himself "WHO I AM, who am I, is a question for the ages but what I am is a man in a mask. But that's not very clear let me tell you this"
He pulled out a round ball from his pocket and throws it on the ground. Thanks to a smokescreen he disappeared.
Anng looked around the room but couldn't find him
"I am the shadow the creeps in the night" a disembodied voice echoed from all over the room
The smoke from before hadn't cleared and just grew bigger
"I am the scourge of the Fire Nation, the wrench in their clockwork." The voice grew louder and echoer
"I AM VENGECNE I AM THE NIGHT!..."
"Wait!" Anng said still shifting his eyes across the room trying to find him " you already made a night reverence"
"…I did ah man" the smoke instantly cleared and the masked man lowered the bull horn he was using to make his voice sound almighty.
"Why'd you have to go and mess it up I was about to set off the fireworks display."
"You can still.."
"no,no" the masked man held up his and to stop Aang from speaking "the time's passed." He dropped the horn and walked up to and started to pick Aang's shackles "just call me Blue Spirit"
"Blue Spirit?"
"Yeah" The Blue Spirit said as he unlocked the first shackle and started on the second "that's what the lady's call me when I'm plowing them, Oh BLUE SPIRIT!" he moaned in a high voice "you're so big and powerful you're like a Komodo Rhino oh yeah oh yeah!"
Aang scrunched up his face in confusion and disgust. The Blue Spirit stared back.
"I'm talking about sex when I have sex with woman they call me…."
"Ok I get it"
"…..you're a virgin aren't you ?"
Aang turned three shades of red "I'm… I'm twelve not ready for….for…."
"Yeah" the Blue Spirit said as he unlocked the last one "you probably never kissed a girl"
Aang mad an angry face rubbed his now free wrists and looked back at the man "how did you know who I am and that I was here?" He asked cautiously.
"Well for the first question there's the wanted posters with the incredible likeness off you and the fact that the show is called the last airbeneder kind of gives it away that you're the last airbender."
Aang nodded his head it makes sense if the Fire Nation made a wanted poster of him "wait a minute what show?"
"ahh never mind" Blue said in a embarrassed way "as for the second question" he placed one of his hands on one of the pillars that was on the other end of Aang's shackles and leaned a little one it "there's I was a few towns over banging Admiral Zhao's ex-wife…"
"Wait a minute Zhao's Married? And you were sleeping her" Aang asked
"alright one it was his ex-wife and two it wasn't so much as sleeping as me pounding into her…."
"I GET IT, I GET IT!" Aang yelled waving his hands back in worth in an effort to keep his innocent ears in tacked.
"Well as we were going at it Zhao sent over a messenger hawk with a message around the lines of you should have never left me all my hard work paid off, yada yada I captured the avatar, she figures hey wouldn't be funny if I snuck in here and rescued you. So I said oh yeah it would. So one hummer later I'm here"
"Hummer?"
"I'll tell you what that means when your older, now let's get the underworld out of here."
Nodding in agreement the two headed off toward the door.
An: to all future readers this story will contain all lot of foul language sexual humor and a lot of forth wall all done by the Blue Spirit for any of you who didn't find any of this funny and just stupid well I agree with you it is stupid but I got bored so what can you do.
