Edward Elric & Winry Rockbell VS Edward Cullen & Bella Swan

Edward Elric and Winry Rockbell meets Edward Cullen and Bella Cullen..

What happened?

''Hey you blondie jerk! who invited you?'' Edward C. complains while pointing

at Ed.

''Edward, just obey that guy and the pathetic girl.'' Bella walks near

Edward C. and stares at Winry.''BLONDIE JERK?''.''PATHETIC?'' Ed and

Winry freaked with an obnioxly, angry Ed and Winry already

married, there is no doubt that they have nothing to blush when hearing

something for the two of them.''Ed, i think his name is Edward also..''

Winry whispers Ed.

''I am a hot vampire that sparkles..Edward..CULLEN!''Edward C. feels joy

in his mind.

''Well i'm a hot talented AND state alchemist that saved Amestris from

a bunch of f***ing humonculus that has been controlled by their weak father

! Edward ELRIC!'' Ed pronounces a not-too-long introduction that describes

he saved amestris from f***ing humonculus.

''I'm a sexy women that is brave of marrying a vampire...Bella Cullen!''Bella

announced herself with a selfish, prodigetic, AND horrible face.

''Well i'm a sexy AND great mechanic that can fix any automail! Winry

Rockbell!''Winry introduced herself to Bella with a confidence face

We all know that the

story will end with the victory of Ed and Winry..xD.''Hey you women! don't

insult MY wife! i'll kill you...!''Edward C. shows his pathetic not-too-scary

vampire angry face that even a 3 years old child will not be afraid of.

''No one is killing MY wife! get your f***ing wife and get out of here!''Ed

puts a brave scary face that usually shows up when someone called him

'short'.''Hey you blondie man! don't you say anything to MY Edward out of

your PRODIGETIC MOUTH! i'll hurt you!''Bella points at Ed while puts her

hands obnioxly, rude at Edward C.'s chest.

''No one is hurting MY Edward, s**it creature!''Winry bravely delay Bella

while pulling out her wrench.

Meanwhile, Ed and Edward C. had a fight that only lasts a minute cause

Ed just transmuted his automail into a blade and kills Edward C. like a cat

grabs a fish in a pond.

Meanwhile in the otherside.. a girlfight just can fight, but

she don't have any excuses of hurting Bella, Winry knows it, that's why she

doesn't fight.

''Don't make me have to fight you!''

''Fight me? bring it on! i have my wrench here!''

''What a stupid wrench can do? entiring that i have a sword!''

''Watch who you're calling stupid wrench! maybe that describes YOU!''

''Well MY Edward is greater than yours! he'll probably already deafeted the jerk alchemist!''

''C'mon, a vampire Vs. a STATE alchemist? an alchemist could kick his ass!

''MY Edward is handsome!''

''MY Edward is smarter!''

''You don't have any fans during your stupid anime!''

''Check your freaking facebook and search Winry Rockbell! you'll get your whomeass wrong!''

''YEAH? DO YOU HAVE FANGS LIKE I DO ?''

''I DON'T! BETTER THAN YOU, MARRYING A VAMPIRE AND NOW YOU GOT FANGS! SO DUMB!''

''I'M NOT DUMB!

''ADMIT IT!''

''NO!''

''YES!

''NO!

''YES!

''NO!

''YES!

''NO-...*Stares at Edward C.*...Maybe i am dumb! letting my husband get killed!''

''Well, a dumb person shouldn't be here!''

Winry smacks Bella with her Bella fainted.

''Well done, Ed!'' Winry relievedly huges her husband.

''Y-you done great too Winry!'' Ed gives Winry a bear hug xD.

-THE END-

EdWin 2 0 EdBell

WINNER FUCKER