"Riff Raff! Hang up those decorations! I want everything to be perfect! Magenta, don't half ass it!"

It was 1:30 in the morning. It was Columbia's birthday, and they would be celebrating it when Frank would wake Columbia at 2:00 in the morning, because of Frank and his urges, everyone in the castle got used to Frank being able to wake them up in the night at anytime, without being tired. Their bodies got used to it. Frank wanted everything to be perfect. He was ordering around Riff Raff and Magenta to hang up pink decorations everywhere, all the while magenta was baking a cake on the side. Riff Raff was hanging the last of the decorations. He walked up to Frank.

"Master?"

"What is it? You better be done with the decorating!"

"I am Master, but it's important. It's about your... secret creation. If you'll please, follow me to the lab."

"Oh. Very well. Magenta! While me and your brother are in the lab, you finish with the decorations, presents and cake!" Frank said as he follwed Riff Raff to the elevator. They went down to the lab, to the red container where the creation was. It was still very young, like an infant wrapped in white badages, and in a fetal position.

"Ohh, my little Rocky."

"Yes Master. He is growing fast. And I don't just mean that about his body size. I think I will need to get the biochemical mixture just right in order to make it a more human, manly shape."

"Are you sure he will be okay when we are gone?" Franks asked.

"Would you like me to call some of your Transylvanian friends to look after the castle again?"

"Of course. Well Riff Raff, it's time for you to meet your sister in the dining room, and me to wake up Columbia."

"Yes Master."

Frank left the lab and up to the hall. He slowly walked into Columbia's room. She was wearing her pajamas, and under the covers, Frank could see her snuggled up with a teddy bear. Frank thought it was cute, as he told Columbia he couldn't sleep with her that night because he had to work in the lab. He slowly went over to her bed, and kneeled down. He put his hand on her shoulder and rocked her slowly."

"Columbia, Columbia." Frank quietly said. Columbia's eyes slowly opened.

"Frankie?" She asked, her eyes now fully open.

"Happy Birthday." He said with a smile.

"Oh Frankie! You remembered!" She said pulling him into a hug.

"Come out of bed. I got a surprise for you." Franks said. Columbia got out of bed, and they held hands as they walked down the stairs. Columbia looked at all the decorations.

"Did you do this?" Columbia asked.

"I had some help." Franks said as they got to the bottom of the stairs. Riff Raff and Magenta were at the bottom.

"Happy birthday!" They both said at the same time.

"Aww, thank you!" Columbia squealed.

"Come Columbia, to the dining room!" Franks said as they all went to the dining room, where a white cake with pink frosting sat in the middle. There were also a coulple presents.

"AWW! Maggie, you shouldn't have!"

They all sat down as Riff Raff lit the candles, and they all put on the party hats that were on the table. They started to sing happy birthday.

"Haaapy biiirrthday dear Columbia..." they sing.

"HAAAAPY BIIIRTH DAY TOOOO YAAAAAHHHHOOOO!" Riff Raff sang at the top of his lungs. Everyone stared at him as Riff Raff covered his mouth and had an embarrased look on his face. Everyone but Riff burst into laughter. Riff raff blushed.

"I'm sorry...I didn't know what came over me." Riff Raff said as Columbia giggled.

"Riff always loves to sing." Magenta said. Columbia blew out the candles.

"Okay Columbia! Time for your presents! Frank said as Riff Raff slid the presents down to Columbia. She picked up one that said From Magenta to Columbia.

"Aww, Maggie, what did you get me?" Columbia asked opening the present as Magenta smiled. Inside was a brand new pair of sequin red tap dance shoes.

"I LOVE THEM! HOW DID YOU KNOW?"

"I had a feeling." Magenta said with a smile. Columbia proceeded to open the present that said from Riff Raff to Columbia.

"Awww, Riff what did you do?" Columbia said with a grin as she opened the box. Inside was a hot pink glittering top hat.

"IT'S SO CUUUUTE! HOW DID YOU FIND OUT THAT I LIKE SPARKLY HATS?" she asked.

"I had a hunch."

"Thank you so much." She said blowing him a kiss. "So Frankie, what's my present from you?"

"Well..." he said closing his eyes and grinning. "I have a surprise for you."

"What is it?" Asked Columbia curious.

"Well, tommorow we will all be leaving for a little trip."

"To where?" Asked Columbia raising an eyebrow.

"Oh, nowhere in particular *cough* Disneyworld *cough*"

"Disneyworld? DISNEYWORLD! OH MY GOD! WE'RE GOING TO DISNEYWORLD!" Columbia said jumping up and down in her seat. "I'M SO FREAKIN EXCITED!"

"Yep. We'll see everything there is to offer." Frank said.

"OH FRANKIE! THANK YOU SO MUCH!" Columbia said getting out of her seat and runnning over to Frank and hugging him. She began to kiss him several times on the cheek.

"Thanks everyone for the gifts."

Later that night...

Riff Raff was in his room sleeping, he already had his bag packed, and just wanted to get a little shut eye until he heard a voice.

"Riff? You awake?" The voice asked. Riff Raff opened his eyes.

"Genta? Is that you?" Riff Raff asked leaning up.

"No, It's Columbia." Columbia answered to which Riff Raff plopped back down.

"What do you want?"

"I can't sleep. I'm so excited!"

"I can see that."

"Aren't you excited, Riff?"

"I don't know. I just don't want a repeat of what happened last time. Remember when we went to Disneyland?"

"What happened last time?"

"You don't remember? Frank embarrassed you beyond belief, and I was stalked by a stewardess."

"Oh Riffy, I'm sure that won't happen again."

"I just hope so."

"And besides, I promise you'll have plenty of alone time with Maggie. You don't have to hang out with me because it's my birthday."

"Well, I do feel that I should. Even if I didn't want to, I would have to, or Master would whip me."

"Wait...he has to threaten to whip you...to make you want to hang out with me?" she asked with a sniffle. Riff Raff sat up.

"No, of course I would like to hang out with you, and not because Master would whip me if I didn't."

"Aww, thanks Riffy. And thanks for the hat. I love it! I'll wear it to Disneyworld!" Columbia said letting herself out. "Goodnight Riff."

"Goodnight."

Columbia made her way to her room. Magenta was already asleep in her bed. Columbia walked over to her.

"Maggie, are you still asleep?"

"Hmm?" She said startled and leaning up. She yawned.

"What is it Columbia?"

"I'm so excited!"

Magenta leaned back down much like Riff Raff had.

"You're not excited?"

"I guess."

"I told Riff that you can hnag out with him alone if you want."

"Did he also tell you that if we did not hang out with you, we would get whipped?"

"I know Frankie is just trying to make me happy. He is such a sweety."

"So I heard."

"Yeah well, I promise nothing will happen if you and Riff want to sneak off."

"Good. Now Columbia, I think it is time for you to sleep."

"But I'm not tired!"

"Now! Disneyworld will be there when we wake up."

"Okay."