revan and the fuzzball army
the story of the galaxy droid glitch
Sirvall shook her head, trying to clear her thoughts as she blasted the last of the enemy fighters out of space. But as hard as she tried, she could not keep that one thought out of her head.
No, not the one about Carth and the bowl of cream, that one was a good thought. The one about her being Revan is the one she would just as soon forget.
It was just downright impossible, implausible, and any other obscure vernacular for unlikely. It was about as likely as suddenly growing gills and being elected prime minister of Manaan. Yet there it was, all the pieces fit, the visions, everything the Jedi masters had said, the Kashyyk computers recognition, her own obsession with black flowing robes and metal masks… Sirvall felt around her neck, making sure she wasn't actually growing gills. As she expected, she found none. She wished this latest revelation was as insubstantial. But alas, even Bastilla supported the story; and getting anything out of that woman was like trying to pick all the warts off a rancor. Slow, futile, and potentially dangerous.
When the Hawk at last slipped into hyperspace, leaving the menacing Leviathan in the dust, she began to climb down from the gun turret. For a brief second she blacked out, instinctively she grabbed at the rungs of the ladder only to quite inexplicably find herself standing in the Hawks main hold.
She looked around in surprise at the entire crew grouped around the table; Carth, Canderous, Zalbaar HK, Zalbaar, T3… wait a second.
Two Zalbaars! Sirvall felt a sudden need to sit down and did so, right in the middle of the main hold. What the hell was going on? First she finds out she's the ex dark lord of the Sith, then Bastilla gets herself kidnapped, then Sirvall starts jumping around to random places in the ship without warning, and now, to top it all off, she finds herself facing not one but two, count them, two Zalbaars.
The destruction of a planet she could handle, hell, even two planets, but this? This was too much.
She was pleased to see that she was not the only one looking confused; aside from herself, mission was the worst, she seemed to be having trouble breathing properly, the others all varied in degrees of shock; even HK managed to look uncertain; it was a kind of twitch in his servos that made his customary alert swiveling into a more wary glance. The two Zalbaars however, seemed unconcerned, or at least she thought they seemed unconcerned, it was kind of hard to tell under all that fur.
It was about this point that Sirvall decided she must be in some kind of delirium. Yes that was it, Malak had captured her and was torturing her; she had passed out from the pain and was now in some kind of self induced comma. Except she remembered the last torture induced dream she had had when Saul Karath had questioned her; she vaguely recalled running around with underwear that said 'the light side' on them and trying to make Malak wear them while Carth and Bastilla sang 'nobody knows the troubles I've seen'. This just didn't seem the same.
She kicked the closest person to her just to make sure;
"Ouch! You really are the Dark lord, I knew you hated me!" Carth whined, yep, this was reality. Or at least as much of a reality as can be claimed by a woman who was mind fucked with the force.
She put a hand to her forehead; this was stranger than the time she got drunk on Malastaar; wait a second, that never happened… she wondered which one of the old masters was responsible for that memory. Probably Master Vrook, he always did have an odd sense off humor…
That was it, star forge or no, she was going to go back to Dantooine, dig those masters out of there graves, and give them the piece of her mind they hadn't already taken. If your going to lose your mind, might as well do it in style. She thought.
She stood up, kissed Carth, then proceeded to glance herself off, and dust the room with an imperious glare, or was it the other way around? Too late now, and walk out of the room toward the cockpit.
Mission recovered her breathing just in time to ask;
"Is it just my imagination, or did she just dust the room with a glare?
"I'm confused." Carth added
A/N: This is just my take on the glitch you can get in the game after the leviathin mission. WhenI got thisI was confused as hell untillI went online to figure out what it was.I hope you enjoy this, but ifI don't get some hardcore reviews, i'm not going to continue this.
This fic is different from my others in thatI tried to be as shocking in my langauge asseemed reasonable, soI apologize ifI have offended anyone.
