Promises

By: Aubrie1234


Dear Readers, the first Alex Rider and Total Drama crossover! I can't believe some people, especially with this material! Alex is a teen, who could go on the island to investigate something... Seriously! Anyway, this is set after the Alex Rider series (which I have finally finished!) and after season 5 of Total Drama. I made up the island they go to, too!


Alex hated this; he wished that MI6 would have kept their promise and left him alone for once. But, as he learned after the first few missions, they wouldn't be away for long and they didn't keep their promises, even if Mrs. Jones was now the head of MI6.

Alex was on a boat, going to an island off the coast of Canada. MI6 had managed to contact him in San Francisco, and now he was on a mission once again. Total Drama, a show famous in North America, was under threat by mysterious messages. MI6 was suspicious, since the show hadn't gotten any before, or any serious ones (at least), and since he was the closest, they had asked him to go as extra security. He questioned this, but they had provided him with a background story that should convince the host, Chris McLean, though he would have pretty much let Alex on the show already if he wanted it.

Alex had also gotten folders on each of the contestants so he could learn more about them (and which ones he should avoid as well) and see if they had anything against Total Drama; they all hated it, but tolerated it so they could get the cash prize. MI6 had explained this to be normal, but Alex made sure to remember it in case it had anything to do with the threats. He also learned more about McLean and his 'tendencies' from another file, not to mention Chef.

"These guys are crazy." Alex had muttered as he read over the challenges the contestants had gone through before, "I don't care what MI6 says; I'm going to get off this island, one way or another."

The island, as it happened, also had an ironic name: Spionage, German for espionage. The camp also had an ironic name: Spion, also German for spy. For one thing, Alex was wondering why the names were in German when they weren't before; for another, he wondered why HE had to go to the island that had the most ironic names instead of someone else. Couldn't MI6 have sent someone older as an intern? He sighed as the boat continued its journey north.


"Welcome, contestants!" Chris stated, though everyone wasn't happy. Everyone form the previous seasons was there, including a reformed Ezekiel, a reformed Scarlett, and the less likable teens (not to mention the ones who got voted off first).

"I know that we're going to be competing for millions of dollars again, but why with them?" Courtney jabbed her thumb at the newer contestants.

"Because, fans of Total Drama have been dying to see a season with all of the seasons together!"

"Isn't that basically what you did for All-Stars, except on a much smaller scale?" Cody asked.

"Yep, but this time, I'm giving the fans what they want! Plus, we're also going to have a special guest for the rest of the season."

"What special guest? Blaineley or that Josh guy again? I hope it isn't Mr. Coconut; no offense, Owen." Bridgette asked and the big guy shrugged, not at all bothered.

"Nope! He should be here in a few minutes. Right now, though, go to the campfire pit and wait." They all glanced at each other before leaving, a few grumbling about how they were even back in the first place. Chris grinned.

"Oh, is this going to be an interesting season!" he whispered to himself.


The island soon came into sight and Alex gathered his bags (which were a fairly large suitcase and a sports bag), hoping that at the second they saw him, the contestants would protest and have him get booted off, though his background story stated otherwise. He doubted it, though; he probably looked as old as they were, about 16, though he was still 15. He sighed, regretting that he had ever agreed to this in the first place. The boat soon docked and two people were standing there, waiting for him. He recognized them as Chef and Chris, unfortunately.

"Welcome to TDNA, Alex!" The boy just lifted en eyebrow as he climbed off the boat. It sped away once he was off.

So much for stealing the boat. he thought, then said, "TDNA?"

"Total Drama New Adventures!" Chris translated, "By the way, this is Chef. He's the one who cooks the food here, so you better have a strong stomach!" They both quietly laughed while Alex mentally kicked himself for even letting MI6 get him to come here, of all places.

"And, until we announce who will sleep where, you'll have to carry your bags with you. Everyone else is waiting at the campfire pit." Alex nodded and followed the horrible host as he walked away, heading towards where Alex supposed was the campfire pit. But, before they were too far away, he glanced back at the cook; Chef was grinning in a bad way, according to Alex, but he knew it couldn't be any worse than the challenges. He just hoped he would be spared from the worst of them.


"You've got to be kidding, McLean." Duncan as Alex appeared, "That's our special guest? He's as old as we are!" Alex frowned at that.

"Yep! But, you've kinda got something wrong there, Duncan. Technically, Alex shouldn't be here in the first place. But, I'm allowing him to come for a large amount of money from some of his friends!" Alex groaned; so that was how they got McLean to accept him. They paid him; now he really hated MI6 more than ever.

"What about the technicality?" Scott asked.

"He's fifteen." They stared.

"...You're letting a fifteen-year-old kid compete on Total Drama because his friends are paying you?!" Jo said incredulously.

"I didn't even want to be here in the first place." Alex said, "For your information, I don't even want the money! I just want a way off this place."

"Well, you can't. Since you're our special guest, you don't get to compete for the money or get voted off." Alex briefly considered kicking McLean, "Besides, you get to help out with the challenges."

"How?" Dakota asked.

"Well, Alex here is going to help set up the challenges, give advice, and even help you through some of the tough parts! He can also do some parts of the challenges for you guys, but only with certain conditions." Alex now wanted to get revenge on MI6, if he wasn't killed here first, "And now, we get to pick the teams!" Everyone groaned.

"This time, since the fans have been asking for it, it'll be newbies vs. oldies! Everyone from the first through the third seasons, go to the right; everyone else except Alex, go to the left." Everyone did, albeit grudgingly.

"Wait. Their team only has 24 people while ours has 27." Cameron said after counting who was on what team.

"That's one reason why Alex is going to stay with the oldies for the rest of the season. I can exactly have him sleeping in my new house, can I?" This time, Alex kicked Chris in the shin before walking over to the team, a faint smile on his face. He got a high-five from Cody and a fist-bump from Duncan in return.

"OW!" Chris gripped his shin.

"That you deserved, you maniac." Alex said, "Now, where are the cabins? These bags aren't exactly light, you know."

"I could just as well give you a punishment, kid."

"I could take it without breaking a sweat." McLean gave him a glare as he stood up once again.

"Anyway, the oldies will be known as the Original Oldies and the newbies will be known as the Nobody Newbies. The cabins are at the campground, of course, and the one on the right goes to the Oldies while the left one goes to the Newbies. Both cabins have two floors; the girls will be sleeping on the lower floors while upstairs is for the guys. The confessional is nearby, where you can make your comments, and the showers are right beside it. Now, GET GOING!" This last part Chris said through a megaphone, making everyone cover their ears.


Confessional:

"What is McLean thinking, letting Alex on this island?!" DJ said, "I know the kid doesn't want to be here and we all agree with him; Gwen even teared her contract in half just to get off in the first season. Unfortunately, Chris had copies. Poor Alex..."

"I have half a mind to kick Chris' head in for letting Alex on the island!" Zoey said, "He's just a kid! One year younger than the required age, yes, and he doesn't want to be here, but Chris shouldn't have brought him here in the first place! Stupid Chris..."

"So, this is the confessional? It stinks; literally." Alex commented, holding his nose, "But, I have to hand it to McLean; he and that Chef guy are devious and, plus, the cabins are actually nicer than what he had for most of the seasons. No offense, but I just hope everyone gets kicked off soon so I can go home."


As they walked to the cabins, everyone asked him questions.

"I can't believe Chris, letting you on this island!" Mike said.

"I did say I didn't want to come, but my friends made me. I wonder if they did this so that they could kill me. They've been known to do it before, at least 3 and ½ times!"

"What's the half for?" Owen asked.

"You don't wanna know." Alex said. They decided not to press on the whole 'trying to kill me' thing, so they went onto other matters.

"By the way, do you have an accent?" Cameron asked.

"Yes; how did you know?"

"Your voice sounded slightly different; plus, since I've pretty much been a bubble-boy my whole life, I've learned to notice things. Where are you from?"

"Chelsea, in Britain." Rodney whistled.

"That's pretty far. How'd you get all the way over here?"

"Well, after my housekeeper died, no one was able to look after me anymore, so my friend's parents adopted me and brought me to America with them. That was a few months ago." No one knew really what to say.

"...Sorry." Alex waved it off.

"It's alright; it doesn't really affect me anymore. Just...don't mention it too often."

"Getting onto happier topics," Heather said, "What do you like to do?"

"Why should I tell you?" Alex said, "You've got other people to manipulate, you know." She fumed as the other contestants laughed.

"Oh, he burned you there, Heather! He saw right through you!" Tyler said.

"You don't have the right to talk, jock! You can't even kick a soccer ball at point blank range!" Alex winced, remembering the last time he heard the words 'point blank,' though that was for something else and it was spelled differently. Tyler, however, grew angry.

"I've been practicing, Heather! I bet I could do better than you could at soccer!" Before it could escalate, Trent intervened.

"Knock it off, both of you!" he said, "You need to save up your energy, in case McLean is planning a challenge for today." They instantly calmed.

"I wonder what challenge he's going to put us through this time, anyway." Dave said, "It could be anything, like another paintball deer war-" Gwen covered his mouth.

"Don't go giving him ideas!" she hissed, "he could hear us from all over the camp with his cameras the first time; what's to say he doesn't have the same setup here?"

"Uh oh." Lindsay said, "That isn't good; I hope that we don't have to go through that whole Phobia Factor challenge again, though."

"You're giving him ideas, airhead!" Duncan said. Just then, they made it to the cabins. Chris also came on from the camp speakers.

"Attention, campers!" he said, "After you put your stuff away, I want you all to go down to the beach for your first challenge of the day! I'm giving you 30 minutes, so hurry!" It then cut off.

"I HATE that guy." Geoff said, "And I usually don't hate anyone."

"Well, lucky for you, he's a guy who has a natural knack for making everyone hate him!" Everyone laughed at Alex's comment.

"You know, Alex, I think we could really get used to you." Sky said before they went into their cabins, going to put their stuff away.


Well, another Alex Rider crossover! Seriously, I am a revolutionary in the field of Alex Rider crossovers! Anyway, tell me what you think; read & review, readers!