WARNING!
The contents of this story may be incredibly wierd!
InuYasha, the biggest male celebrity in the world was in his dressing room. It was the biggest room in the building; Bigger than the movie set, even.
InuYasha was usually in a very bad mood.
Flashback
He was a star since he was three years old; He'd gone up to a movie director and said in that cute little toddler voice, "Mistow(Mister) Dowectow(Director? Cowld(Could) I be on a movwie(movie)? Pwease(Please)!"
Izayoi had caught up with her son after walking a bit to fast for him to keep up. He dicided to wonder off. "InuYasha." She tried to scold, but she was just too kind. "You know you should leave my side. Especially when we are in such a crowd." She noticed the director sitting in a chair. "I'm sorry, sir. He is a boy, you know." She giggled a little, then turned away, holding InuYasha's hand.
"Wait!" The director hollard. "I would like to speak with you."
Izayoi turned. "Yes?"
"Your son could be an actor, if it is alright with you." He got right to the point. The woman seemed annoyed, and he didn't want to make it worse.
"What?"
"An actor. You know, the guys that are in movies and commercials, and all that." The director explained.
"Well, Mr. Director-"
"Oh, Frankly Smashing is the name." He interrupted.
"Mr. Smashing, I don't think this kind of thing would be good for a boy. I mean, no offense, but aren't all actors spoiled and a bit crude?" Izayoi said.
"Well, yes, but-They have a lot of money?" He tried.
"No thank you, Mr. Smashing." Izayoi turned around again when InuYasha tugged on her long pink skirt.
"Yes?" She asked him.
"Mama! Mama! Bot(But) I wont(want) to be a(an) actow(actor)!"
"InuYasha..." Her voice said everything. InuYasha knew, even though he was only three.
"Bot(but), bot(but) mama..." His voice was disappointed.
Izayoi finally gave in. She sighed before she told her son, "Alright. But we are only trying it. A commercial, that's all. No movie. Understand?" She meant for her voice to be firm like her husband's, InuTaisho's, voice. But the woman couldn't.
The director overheard. He had a good 'vibe' on the boy. Even though he was a half-demon, he was still going to be a great actor.
"Excuse me, I overheard and-" Frankly began, but was interrupted by a little boy.
"You mean you easedwopped(easedropped)!" InuYasha corrected.
"Are'nt you a smart little boy?" He thought of something to tell him. "You know, if you really want to be an actor, you have to be stupid. All actors are stupid people who don't have brains." Frankly lied.
"Ugh! Mr. Smashing! How could you tell my boy that!? He is very intelligent, and enjoys learning. Now tell him the truth...followed by an appology."
"Yes ma'm." Frankly said, even though he was a good ten years older than her. His hair was already gray!
"Sorry, InuYasha. I lied to you. A lot of actors and actresses are very smart. And you should be smart too." The forty-five year old man mumbled.
"I suppose that's a bit better, Mr. Smashing." Izayoi said.
InuYasha looked into the bowl next to him that was full of trail mix. He was annoyed even more now. He had supposedly ordered more, but they never came because he only supposedly wanted them.
"Where is my trial mix!?" He yelled.
Author's Note:
How do you like it?
Good? Bad?
Whatever you think, tell me!
It will get much funnier, trust me.
I've got the whole thing planned in my head.
-Kikinu
