The Stupid South Park Story

Cartman- Hey Guys what's up?

Stan- Not much.

Kyle- O crap here comes my brother.

Ike- hey big brother

Kyle- Ike you can't go to school with me

Ike- why

Kyle- Ike go home

Cartman- Dude your brother is a dildo

Kyle- Hey shut your mouth fat ass

Cartman- Make me

Stan- Cartman you don't even know what a dildo is

Cartman- yes I do

Kyle- the what is it

Cartman- … I can't tell you

Stan- Kenny what is a dildo?

Kenny- (Mumble mumble mumble)

Cartman- wow

Stan- damn Kenny how do you know that

Kenny- (mumble)