The Stupid South Park Story
Cartman- Hey Guys what's up?
Stan- Not much.
Kyle- O crap here comes my brother.
Ike- hey big brother
Kyle- Ike you can't go to school with me
Ike- why
Kyle- Ike go home
Cartman- Dude your brother is a dildo
Kyle- Hey shut your mouth fat ass
Cartman- Make me
Stan- Cartman you don't even know what a dildo is
Cartman- yes I do
Kyle- the what is it
Cartman- … I can't tell you
Stan- Kenny what is a dildo?
Kenny- (Mumble mumble mumble)
Cartman- wow
Stan- damn Kenny how do you know that
Kenny- (mumble)
