Conspiracy Theories
By Tuba321
A/N: This is for A Series of Unfortunate Events. I love the series. In the main plot my favorite character would be Klaus. But in the long run of ASOUE I love the ramblings of Lemony Snicket. So this is dedicated to him. I call this the miserable tales of Lemony Snicket.
Disclaimer: I do not own the rights to ASOUE. But I have the rights to write about it. So, this would be me: Having the rights to write within my own rights.
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PrOLoGuE
The definition of a word usually ends up to mean the same thing no matter who says it. For instance if you said "hog" in a sentence most people would usually use it in a sentence which either means "a big hairy pig" or "one who never shares". These definitions are due to the multiple use of a word or multiple definition. Though most people don't know this the multiple usage of a word is due to a schism that, long ago, had to do with two parties. One party wanted to keep to one definition and not be confused. While the other, wanted to add variety to the list of definitions and not add more words.
A schism over a word tends to be rare. Not many people in life wake up and say "I want to start a fight over words." But, schisms happen many times on the account of the definition of a person. For instance, in my family my two brothers have a schism over the definition of the person Lemony Snicket. One says that he doesn't deserve to life and should die by fire, drowning, harpoon, or a nasty head cold. The other says that he is noble and should life long and prosper. Though everyone is sure that he is either dead and if not, not prospering.
Well, I'm not everyone. I'm a librarian. I understand that Lemony Snicket is out there somewhere. Most likely in the hopes of being set free, stopped being chased, or be proven innocent. I'm sorry to say that that has not happened yet to ,in my opinion, a noble and innocent person. I only write this to you in the hopes of it being shown to the authorities, associates, and certain bankers in a plea that just might get Lemony Snicket to not be feared or afraid.
So, this is his story. The story of love, loss, evil, good, and great fires. And the asking of one question that change and end lives.
"Do you smell smoke?"
TBC...
A/N: Well there's the prologue. I plan to add on. By the way this is not written by Lemony Snicket. Someone else is writing about him. Just saying... REVIEW!!!
